Howdy, y’all. Today has been much better than yesterday. Although it still feels like 2nd Friday. Tomorrow, my brain and the calendar will line up. And also, April is just… about.. over. This has been longer than a month of Sundays.

The city that never sleeps is at least going to shut down transit for disinfecting.

DeBlasio blames Joooossss for bodies in UHaul trailer outside of funeral home. Kidding. He did not assume the religion of the owners. But damn, even exsanguinated and preserved, that seems a little casual.

Imagine my surprise that a state that runs on tourism has nation leading unemployment claims.

“I am not f*cking losing to Joe Biden!” Trump goes off on campaign staff. I would be saying the same thing.