Scene from this morning: Brett L grumpy with lack of sleep declares he is taking a walk. Whole family volunteers to go with him. The family makes it off the block and down the main street a bit, maybe 10 houses total, and Brett’s fingers are already making choking motions, Homer Simpson-like, at the kids arguing over who gets to go first. Mrs. L steps in and suggests that daddy walk a different way for a while. And this is how the mother of the species protects the young and allows them to achieve adulthood.

I don’t know what’s more Florida Man, the event or the writeup.

Religious zealots break government rules to celebrate high holiday. Turns out Americans aren’t the only ones practicing disobedience.

Fuck off, Karens!

What the fuck are people eating at home?