So the big celestial news is that there are now THREE, count ’em, planets going retrogade as Jupiter decides that it’s the hip new trend in planetary motion.  Now three may not sound like much, but it’s only possible for five of the astrological planets to even go retrograde, so we’re at the majority.  Expect Fineagal and Murphy to get hammered and engage in fisticuffs.

On Thursday or Friday there will be a brief moment when things will go exactly right.  Enjoy that.  Venus retrograde and Mercury are in Gemini.  This is typically a time when you will discover infidelities.  Fortunately, this doesn’t mean that they involve your current partner, just that you may have even more reason to have contempt for an ex.  The moon and Mars in Pisces is indicative of either success in sport fishing or an unfriendly encounter with either game wardens or the Coast Guard, or any combination of the three.  Make sure your licenses are in order.  Capricorns who had been getting too complacent with their stellar enablement will receive a rude awakening as Jupiter goes retrograde, supra.  And continued bad luck for those in the drilling and ceramics businesses as Saturn retrograde continues wreaking havoc in Aquarius.

The skies are sparse.  The cards are not so good.

Taurus:  5 of Swords – Degradation, destruction, revocation, infamy, dishonor, loss — all that you inflict

Gemini: 9 of Swords reversed  – Imprisonment, suspicion, doubt, reasonable fear, shame

Cancer:  The Tower – Misery, distress, indigence, adversity, calamity, disgrace, deception, ruin, unforeseen catastrophe.

Leo:  Blank – This is either good news since it’s not one of the bad cards common this week or bad news since it means you have no guidance.

Virgo:  8 of Cups – giving joy, mildness, timidity, honor, modesty, the decline of a matter, or that a matter which has been thought to be important is really of slight consequence

Libra:  King of Cups reversed –  Dishonest, double-dealing man, roguery, exaction, injustice, vice, scandal, pillage, considerable loss.

Scorpio:  10 of Coins –  Gain, riches, family matters, archives, extraction, the abode of a family

Sagittarius:  Queen of Wands – A dark woman, countrywoman, friendly, chaste, loving, honourable. She is well disposed towards doctors, scientists and government officials.  Also, love of money, or a certain success in business.

Aquarius:  King of Swords – Power, command, authority, militant intelligence, law, offices of the crown

Pisces:  The Magician reversed -Physician, Magus, mental disease, disgrace, disquiet.

Aries:  Knight of Wands –  Departure, absence, flight, emigration, change of residence