If there is anything that causes anxiety on the internet, it calling people fat.  It is a easy thing to do, and quite frankly the people that do it have a leg to stand on because on some level it is a personal choice and being overweight does lead to health issues.  Then there are the people that do the opposite and shame previously fat people for celebrating their no longer being fat–like Adele.  Which is equally juvenile.  Let’s be real here, Adele was corpulent enough that people lobbed insults at her for being fat, while simultaneously being from a country (UK) where it is socially acceptable to mock gingers.  Does anybody recall if Adele was ever made fun of for that?

This is my review of Founders Solid Gold Lager.

I know I said it is juvenile, but quite frankly these clowns deserve it.  In West Texas a bar owner took it upon himself to open for business and his property was ultimately raided by a SWAT team for violating Gov. Abbott’s Coronavirus lockdown order.

Now, according to the Ector County Sheriff there were people protesting with guns on the property and were simply there to instigate a response from law enforcement…not that open carrying a long gun is illegal (or unusual) in Texas…

The sheriff told Fox 24 that they were “not here to violate anybody’s rights” or “take good citizens’ guns from them.”

“We’re just here to enforce the orders set forth by the governor and enforce the law,” he said, adding the protesters were “trying to intimidate people and provoke a response.”

The bar owner — who was released later Monday on a $500 bond — insisted authorities had “no business” arresting any of them

I realize that Ector County is a rural county and the only town there you might have actually heard of/driven through is Odessa, so a lot of local cops are going to do double-duty.  So this wasn’t really a SWAT team was it?  Yes, but not really–get a load of these lard asses.

Meal Team 6

I realize most of us have less than cordial opinions about the police; especially in light of this particular raid with an up-armored vehicle purchased from the Army for the Iraq war.   It doesn’t do any favors to that end if you lumber out of said up-armored vehicle to shut down a bar.  If part of your job requires engaging in combat with an equally armed assailant, hop on a treadmill once in a while before you embarrass yourself when you can’t fit into a Level III vest.

“We can use a fat ass like you on the force to tactiCOOL Cosplay.”

Founders tends to make good products and this on this is no different.  A crisp, refreshing slightly mass-produced Pilsner-like lager sold in the same section as other highly mass-produced Pilsner-like lagers.  Its delightful in its simplicity, ubiquity, and overall non-threatening nature.  Founders Solid Gold Lager:  3.2/5