“Let’s get ready to…waaaaaatch on TV!!!”

There was actually some sports over the weekend, as the UFC televised a full card, albeit from an empty stadium. I didn’t watch because I don’t typically do pay-per-view, but I know a shitload of people did.  Good for them and Dana White. I hope other sports do the same soon.

Hilarious

Irving Berlin was born on this day. The songwriter shares it with surrealist artist Salvador Dali, genius comedian Phil Silvers, austere religious scholar anti-semitic bigot Louis Farrakhan, hurler Milt Pappas, tiresome sportswriter Mike Lupica, political commentator racist bigot Richard Spencer, and Heisman winners with varying degrees of success in the NFL Matt Leinart and Cam Newton.

OK, on to…the links!

Somebody fucked up bad.

“Whoops. My bad! My bad!”  That’s a sentence you never want to hear uttered after a live-fire exercise.

I hope Trump wins here. Not because a President should be above the law, but because Congress has no business investigating someone in office under the guise of “government oversight” for things that happened before they entered government service. That duty belongs to law enforcement, if they have reasonable suspicion an articulable crime has been committed. Ruling they can subpoena whatever they want will lead to a permanent ruling class that private citizens will not bother entering for fear their lives will be dissected for political persecution. And if “Three Felonies A Day” has taught us anything, its that anybody will be found to be a lawbreaker if fishing expeditions are made legal.

But can they kill ghosts?

Thank you for this valuable information, CBS. I hope people view it as a how-to manual rather than a reason to shit their pants and call for restrictions. Although my faith in my fellow man tells me it won’t.

Comedic genius Jerry Stiller has passed away. I wonder how the media will blame Trump even though it wasn’t because of The Corona.

“Put on the mask goggles, before you kill us all!!!!!” are words I expect to start hearing soon. And I’ll pay them the same attention I pay the former demands…none.

Good. Our rights don’t end because a governor says so. Oh, and about that governor…he’s committing to be a king until the virus is “eradicated”. I guess virology isn’t his strong suit. And neither is constitutional law. Christ, what an asshole.

Nobody forced any of you to be there, you know. There’s these things called cars. And they move on these things called roads.  And those roads go all over the place. And…spoiler alert…they isolate you from others.

Redpilled.

Elon Musk has had enough of Alameda County. Good for him. And good for the government of Alameda County, who seem to hate him and the jobs he creates more than they enjoy the tax money he generates.

The new global theme song. Well, not new, but certainly the current theme. Either way, a solid song.

Now get out there and have a great start to the week, friends!