STEVE SMITH GET JUNGLE FIRE BURNING.

STEVE SMITH WEIGH DOWN BY BURDEN OF TRY FREE CASCADIA. HIM NEED CHANGE. STEVE SMITH DECIDE HIM TRY HOBO LIFE. HIM HAVE SONG ABOUT IT.

HOBO HIKING

One evening as the sun went down
And the jungle fire was burning,
Down the track came a cryptid hobo hiking,
And he said, “Boys, I’m not turning
I’m headed for a land that’s far away
Besides the Cascadia Fountains
So come with me, we’ll go and see
The Big Rock Rapey Mountains
In the Big Rock Rapey Mountains,
There’s a land that’s fair and bright,
Where the snacks grow on bushes
And you rape out every night
Where the Ranger stations all are empty
And the sun shines every day
On the birds and the bees
And the hikers trapped in trees
The lemonade springs
Where the bluebird sings
In the Big Rock Rapey Mountains
In the Big Rock Rapey Mountains
All the Forest Rangers have wooden legs
And the wolves all have rubber teeth
And the hens lay soft-boiled eggs
The campers’ RVs are full of food
And the caves are full of hay
Oh I’m bound to go
Where there ain’t too much snow
Where the rain don’t fall
The wind don’t blow
In the Big Rock Rapey Mountains
In the Big Rock Rapey Mountains
You never have to wear hooman socks
And the little streams of hikers
Come trickling down the rocks
The Park Service have to tip their hats
And the tree police are blind
There’s a lake of stew
And of mooses, too
You can paddle all around ’em
With SEA SMITH too
In the Big Rock Rapey Mountains
In the Big Rock Rapey Mountains,
The RVs are made of tin
And you can rape right out again,
As soon as you rape in
There ain’t no fast moving hikers,
No pepper spray or boom sticks,
I’ma goin’ to stay
Where you rape all day,
Where they hung the hoomans
That invented self-defense
In the Big Rock Rapey Mountains
I’ll see you all this coming Fall
In the Big Rock Rapey Mountains”
…
THAT WORTH HOBO NICKLE!

LIBERTY FOR STEVE SMITH!

NOW STEVE SMITH HAVE CAREFREE LIFE – HIM GIVE ADVICE. FOR FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE. NOW.

Q: When out in public, how can you politely ask people to keep their social distance?

A: STEVE SMITH NEVER HAVE  THIS TROUBLE – IT OPPOSITE, STEVE SMITH WANT NO DISTANCE.

NO 6 FOOTS RULE HERE!

BUT IF REALLY WANT BE FAR, SAY “MOVE OR GET HIT ON HEAD WITH BIG ROCK”

I NOT WEARING MASK! WHY YOU SAY THAT?

FREE CASCADIA! FOR CRYPTID HOBOS!