OK, I lied. SP and I enjoyed a nice warm day, a toasty 111°. Well, not “enjoyed,” exactly, more like “screamed in continual pain.” Satan’s Pit of Fire no longer scares us- “Meh, is that all ya got?” Downtown is even worse, what with the fires. It’s sick fun, though, to watch the rioters’ feet sink into the melting asphalt, trapping them like flies on flypaper. I shouldn’t make fun of them, though, they’re acting out of principle. Mostly the principle of “I’m fucking tired of being cooped up and ignored, I have a pretext now, LOOK AT ME!” Or maybe it’s something else, something very familiar… Whatev. We’re under an “Excessive Heat Warning” which is due to be lifted in November. Last night, things were held down a bit as we got a massive duststorm with gale-force winds. If you took off your mask, you got a free dermabrasion.

But as ev, there’s birthdays, including a guy with a beard who jacked off excessively; a guy who tried to make clowns respectable, which is like trying to exceed the speed of light; possibly my favorite comedian and comic actor (WC Fields is the only thing keeping me from being unequivocal; a guy whom I always wished would have a bad day; everyone’s favorite bad cop; the only Nobel Laureate that I ever knew personally who ended up in jail (and I’ve known more than a few…); a major figure in the Mormon church who just happens to be the son and brother of my PhD advisors; a brilliant cartoonist and major influence on me; a hilarious comic actress whose character SP aspires to be; and another terrific comic actor, whose megaflop TV show was delightfully surreal (explaining the floppiness).

Before the news, let me drop in an amusing classic.

 

“We’re not the Judean People’s Front, we’re the People’s Front of Judea!”

 

“We brought some hot dish. The real kind, don’t ya know, with Tater Tots!”

 

St. Paul’s mayor beclowns himself. This won’t hurt his career.

 

I’m gonna bet the headline gets changed by the time this goes up. I’ve screenshot the old one just in case.

 

Difference this time is that white people have taken over. Hijinx ensue.  And around here, we only have the classiest looters.

 

Off topic: one more reason I despise Bush. Putting this guy on the court.

 

Steelers fans will not be denied.

 

Old Guy Music one of those HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK deals, and it’s so great that I have the urge to kill whoever cut it short. HOLY FUCK.