Happy Cinco de Mayo, the day Mexico temporarily defeated the French before they had a chance to spread their bread-making technology around Latin America (don’t worry they came back a few years later and gifted Mexico with bolillos before being shuffled out again permanently).
- People surfing bioluminescent waves in my neck of the woods. (ht: Playa Manhattan)
- I was going to skip this one, but the hook was too good: Meat Shortages Leave Wendy’s Diners Asking, ‘Where’s the Beef?’
- The sky is still falling, but a little less so than yesterday although good luck seeing it as we’re coming up on the last supermoon of the year.
- Florida men invade Venezuela to topple Maduro, fail