Happy Friday, y’all. Its nice to make it to the weekend. I am just tired and ready for a break. I hope everyone has a wonderful weekend, dodging the new ‘rona outbreaks that feels like Revenge of the Scolds or Karens Strike Back.

Hmm, I guess I’m glad I went to the bar last night. Looks like I won’t be able to go back for a while.

“Too bad about Hand Job, huh?” Having known several people in the American military, I would be shocked if “excessive masturbation” had any effect on passing a military physical.

Suddenly, the Democrat House Paper is rethinking Presidential debates.

You know, I hate Tom Brady a little less each day. I’m almost sorry now to think about the absolute pounding he’s going to take as a Bucs QB.