It is a time of Maximal Moonbattery.  An Apogee of Asininity.  A Zenith of “Zoink!”A Pinnacle of “Poink!”  Not because of any alignments (for there aren’t any) but because it is a time of…

Venus Retrograde

Jupiter Retrograde

Saturn Retrograde


This particular configuration has revealed something to me, a new piece of understanding that has eluded me until now — Capricorn is the ruling sign of Florida.  Which of course, since it’s playing host to Jupiter retrograde (one among many) also means that this is the Week of Florida Man.  Expect a hurricane on July 1.

Other than that (how did you like the play Mrs. Lincoln?) things are much the same as last week, though the moon is in Gemini which is a double extra helping of liars.  Shit be fucked, yo.

Don’t believe me?  Just look at the cards drawn this week.

Gemini:  5 of Wands reversed – Litigation, disputes, trickery, contradiction.

Cancer:  Knight of Swords reversed-  Imprudence, incapacity, extravagance.

Leo: 3 of Swords – Removal, absence, delay, division, rupture, dispersion

Virgo:  Strength reversed –  Despotism, abuse of power, weakness, discord, disgrace.

Libra:  10 of Wands – Oppression, fortune, gain, any kind of success, false-seeming, disguise, perfidy

Scorpio:  King of Coins reversed – Vice, weakness, ugliness, perversity, corruption, peril

Sagittarius:  3 of Coins – Métier, trade, skilled labor, nobility, aristocracy, renown, glory

Capricorn:  Knight of Wands – Departure, absence, flight, emigration, change of residence

Aquarius:  6 of Cups reversed – The future, renewal, that which will come to pass presently.  Honestly, this is such a stupid reading that I’ll go ahead and correct it to the Glib reading:  Waste, a rising investment that fall, dispersal, a gift that fails to impress.

Pisces:  The Magician – Skill, diplomacy, address, subtlety, sickness, pain, loss, disaster, snares of enemies, self-confidence, will

Aries:  Ace of Cups reversed – House of the false heart, mutation, instability, revolution.

Taurus:  6 of Coins reversed – Desire, cupidity, envy, jealousy, illusion.