Coming (back) soon!

Sports news consists of people saying they’ll do this or that when they play again or saying they’re sorry for things. But they’re still playing soccer in Germany, and England is starting up here shortly. And that’s about it.

Definitely a nip in the air.

Explorer William Dampier was born on this day. He shares it with architect Frank Lloyd Wrong Wright, DNA research pioneer Francis Crick, Indonesian President Suharto, painter LeRoy Neiman, former First Lady Barbara Bush, actor Jerry Stiller, comic genius Joan Rivers, rocker Boz Skaggs, comedian Keenan Ivory Wayans, the lovely Julianna Margulies, the lovelier Maria Menounos, and gospel singer Kanye West.

That’s a decent list. But not half as cool as our very own Swiss Servator’s birthday taking place yesterday TODAY!  Love you, Swissy! And now on to…the links!

How was the struggle session, Jacob?

Uffda? I hops those social workers and medics are trained to defend themselves. Which they likely aren’t.  This will end badly.

The plot thickens. I wonder how this one is gonna play out.

Wait, this is bullshit! We didn’t even get to see his struggle session.

And speaking of struggle sessions…this was painful to watch. What a stupid asshole this guy is.

Creep

Prince Andrew ain’t out of the woods just yet. Well, let’s hope not anyway. Dude’s a creep.

Let the bloodletting begin. The NYPD are some of the most brutal, out-of-control cops in the nation. And it looks like the residents of that city are following their example.

Wow. She looks like a ton of fun.

These poor people will never recover. That’s not snark either. Their lives are likely ruined by the very same assholes who claim they care about them…who looted and destroyed their livelihoods.

I’m not so sure I’d have broadcast this. Because now the tax bill is coming.

Oh, fuck off Chronicle. Here’s an alternate (and more accurate) headline: Two large gatherings obey the law. There, I fixed it for you.

LATE ADDITION: Go fuck yourself, Tucson. And I mean that with all sincerity.

LATE LATE ADDITION: Expect more of this to come. Also note the way the story is written: like shit.

Here you go, friends! Expect this kind of thing to pop up in the classified ads in Minneapolis in the near future.

That’s it. Go have a great day, friends!