The calm before the storm. Stay away from Jumping Jack Cactus. Just sayin’.


Couldn’t she just have hoarded toilet paper?


“In case you were wondering, I’m still a cunte.”


Florida Man.


Eggs, omelets.


What the hell happened to Georgia?


My shocked face.


A litttle Boz Scaggs tonight so we don’t harsh anybody’s mellow. Could someone pass me the mirror?