The calm before the storm. Stay away from Jumping Jack Cactus. Just sayin’.

 

Couldn’t she just have hoarded toilet paper?

 

“In case you were wondering, I’m still a cunte.”

 

Florida Man.

 

Eggs, omelets.

 

What the hell happened to Georgia?

 

My shocked face.

 

A litttle Boz Scaggs tonight so we don’t harsh anybody’s mellow. Could someone pass me the mirror?