I shouldn’t be amused by this, but I’ve been getting texts from the Trump campaign and the Biden campaign. I answer them with questions which are ignored. Like, “That’s interesting, what specifically are you proposing to do?” Or, “If I go to that dinner with Trump, can I get something besides steak?” No answers. Stupid, low-bid bots, only programmed to accept money. And an unanswered question, “Since you’re rich and I’m not, why are you asking me for money?”

Birthdays today include a very logical fellow; the inspiration for hundreds of tasteless and hilarious jokes; one of the great icons of my childhood; the weirdest and most repulsive presidential candidate in my lifetime; and a guy who was remarkably normalized.

What is not normalized is the news. And here’s examples:

 

How To Lie With Statistics– and fuck over bars, while you’re at it.

 

Well, fine. Let’s just get our military bases out of there.

 

Tim Fucking Hasselbeck? 

 

Troll, baby, troll!

 

Someone want to explain this one to me?

 

Rachel Corrie to the white courtesy phone!

 

Old Guy Music was a song I must have played a thousand times. Wonderful structure, beautiful lyrics, great playing, and kinda how I’m feeling at the moment.