SP spent most of the week driving across the country to visit her family, so Wonder Dog and I are leading the bachelor life, other than not chasing girls. What we are doing is making a mess, farting at will, and scratching.

Highlight of my work week: in response to an inquiry to HR to clarify the company policy about weapons, the president responded, “This is an open-carry and concealed-carry facility.” I do like working there…

Highlight of my personal week: I was blocked on Twitter by Michael Malice. He’s the first one since Ben Roethlisberger.

Oh yes, birthdays. Today has a great actor who would be canceled today (and he still might); the best guitarist in my lifetime; a woodwinds wizard; the Man Who Would Be Lugosi; the quarterback playing Football of the Future; a brilliant singer saddled with material of Canadian-level banality; and a guy who was Walter and Cyclops.

Let’s see what the news brings.

 

Just another Friday evening in DC.

 

Buh-bye!

 

Outraged! Outraged I tells ya!

 

The downside of Arizona is people like Sheriff Joe. The upside is the other sheriffs.

 

Hate everyone and everything involved.

 

Fuck you, I’d do this in a hot second.

 

Brown on the outside, white on the inside.

 

Old Guy Music was an easy choice- a classic song with an insane solo from one of today’s birthday boy.