HAVE HOBO NICKEL. STEVE SMITH HOBO NICKLE.

 

STEVE SMITH FIND BE HOBO ON ROAD GOOD. IT TIME OF REFLECTION AND HOBO RAPE.

STEVE SMITH THINK – WHAT IF FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE WANT BE HOBO TOO? SO HIM GIVE TIPS, ADVICE ON HOW BE HOBO.

FOOD

MOST HOBO JUST GET FOOD BEG, WORK FOR, FROM FARMER, OTHER SMALL TOWN HOOMANS. STEVE SMITH NO SAY NO TO HANDOUT, BUT PREFER OTHER HOBO METHOD. MAKE FIRE, PUT FOOD OVER FIRE, EAT. POSSUM BEST EAT. THEM STUPID, EASY CATCH!

IS GOOD EAT.

MOVE

HOBO RIDE TRAINS. CAN WALK TOO. STEVE SMITH REMEMBER HIM GRANDMA SING LITTLE TUNE ABOUT DANGER OF RIDE TRAIN:

Passengers will please refrain

from using washrooms while the train

is standing in the station, I love you.

 

Hobos hanging underneath

will get it in the eyes and teeth

and curse and swear like I love you!

 

SO IF RIDE RAIL, BE CAREFUL! OH, CAN ALSO LOSE LEG OR ARM BY GET RUN OVER. MAKE SURE RUN FAST WHEN HOP ON TRAIN.

CAMPING

STEVE SMITH GOOD AT CAMPING. BEST STAY AWAY FROM TOWN HOOMANS. IF GET TOO MANY HOBO ONE SPOT, IT LOOK LIKE HOMELESS BUM PLACE. POLICE COME, AND STEVE SMITH END UP HAVE RAPE PATROL CAR, COPS….GET TIRED. SO STEVE SMITH SAY “SPREAD OUT”. GO FIND HAY BALES, BARN, TOOL SHED SLEEP IN.

STEVE SMITH FIND COMFY SPOT!

NOW HAVE BASIC HOBO ADVICE. STEVE SMITH LOOK FOR YOU ON RAILS. BY LOOK FOR, MEAN RAPE.

FREE CASCADIA!