And doesn’t the news make you want to do that? Not the actual news, but the presentation. The most commonly uttered phrase chez nous when seeing or reading the news is, “What the sweet fuck???” It’s kinda cute coming from SP, much less so coming from me.

Birthdays include a guy to whom I owe a great deal; a guy who, if he were any better, would be famous for Tena; a rather nauseated fellow;  a tragically underappreciated comic actress; the Man Who Would Be Siegfried; someone who fucked Spock and Jim Rockford; a guy who can’t write songs, lead a band, or ride Space Mountain; a human punchline; and a guy famously persecuted by Obama for embarrassing his regime.

News, just to see if we can simultaneously amuse you and infuriate you.

 

I am struggling to find anything meaningful and non-stupid here.

 

“You’re fired!” “No, I’m not.” “Yes, you are.”

 

Our local news. White people is weird.

 

More local news. Racist cop beats white people, presumably because there were no darkies around and when you gotta beat someone, you gotta beat someone.

 

No-one can accuse the #resist crowd of being unserious.

 

Women and minorities hardest hit.

 

“Jimmih!”

 

Since you guys always complain about jazz, I’m forcefeeding you something superb and short, much like my peni… uhhh… wait, did I say that out loud? Whew, caught myself in time.