I can barely contain myself- SP is arriving home later today. The house, of course, looks like a man lived in it alone for several weeks. If I drop out early, it’s because I have to hide all the toys left behind by the other ki…. wait, is that the sound of a rusty tin can lid being sharpened? Fuuuuck.

Well, let’s change the subject to birthdays, of which today’s include Tres Cool’s hero; a rather brainy fellow; a pioneer of integration; a guy whose movies will be canceled any day now; another argument for term limits; the guy who wanted you to mention Lucy; the punchline of my favorite Milton Berle story; a guy whom I had the pleasure of helping to boo off the football field; and a bullshit artist who puts Trump to shame.

News next.

 

If you’re going to cancel anyone, this evil piece of shit is a good start.

 

Inject this right into my veins. Hear this, Chicago?

 

Have we hit peak stupidity? I fear not, but I admit that lately it’s been exceeding what I can imagine.

 

California proves that gun control works.

 

But we thought that we had him this time!

 

I have a solution for this. Shit, everyone here does.

 

I originally had a jazz piece lined up for Old Guy Music today, but really, could I do better than Billy Strings covering the Beatles?