Me: What should I use as my theme for Links?

SP: Your theme?

Me: Yeah, you know, that little personal anecdote section I like to start with.

SP: Make something up. No-one gives a shit.

Me: Like a story about how you killed some hobos and stuffed their bodies into the back of a gypsy wagon?

SP:  /isn’t listening or reading

 

Birthdays today include the one who didn’t get shot; a guy with the most perfect Mormon name ever; a guy who was eminently forgettable; the sound of Rankin/Bass horror; one of a long and honorable line of White House shills; a strong argument for term limits; the worst president since the last one; and one of my favorite corner backs.

On to the news.

 

You’ll have to remind me- why the fuck do we have a base there?

 

I love stuff like this. Sweet sanctimony. Sweet, sweet sanctimony. Oh, we now need to rename “cotton.” But it’s white, therefore intrinsically problematic. What to do, what to do.

 

Pot, meet kettle.

 

It’s always the Jews. Errrr…. wait….

 

Speaking of which, here’s some burning irony.

 

Buh-bye! Oh, and also, Buh-bye!

 

Atlanta: Shitshow

 

Old Guy Music is someone that, sadly, I never got to see live. But what a legacy! You can hear where Oscar Peterson got his thing from.