Oh, FFS!

Well, looks like baseball players and owners are dumb as bricks. Welcome to 1994: redux. Also, college football coaches should only wear shirts of approved news outlets. And Goodell gives his blessing for a team to hire someone. Meanwhile, they’re playing actual sports across the pond.

Nope, no juice at all.

Economist Adam Smith was born on this day. He shares it with such luminaries as Apache leader Geronimo, coup victim Mohammad Mosaddegh, comedic actor Stan Laurel, Guatemalan dictator Efrain Rios Montt, wrestler “The Ultimate Warrior”, second-fiddle golfer Phil Mickelson, and rapper Tupac Shakur.

OK then, let’s get to…the links!

Is this crazy bitch calling the shots now?

North Korea bangs the war drums. I hope the South Koreans don’t take the bait.

So does Communist China. I hope the Indians don’t take the bait.

The murder of George Floyd gets weirder and weirder. Not that anybody cares about the details of what happened in real-time anymore, but why didn’t that supervisor get on the radio or send another unit out to find out WTF was going on? There’s something more to that story. Something I fear we will never find out.

This is a good thing.

Oh the horror!!! Sorry, mass transit acolytes. You lost.

This is certainly an interesting headline. By “vigilante”, you mean a person who was at a protest trying to stop destruction of property. And by “protesters”, you mean the people hitting someone in the head with a skateboard as others scream “kill him”. Nice narrative, you fucking assholes.

Do you expect us to believe this retarded shit? Why yes, yes they do. It is Chicago, after all.

A man of many talents.

These unintended consequences are completely avoidable. Unless, of course, they’re not unintended.

Ted Cruz is nothing if not entertaining. Best. Timeline. Ever.

More from the greatest (musical) generation. Enjoy it!

Now have a wonderful day, friends.