Sloopy is out doing what he does best, which is either picking up hundos off a basketball court with his butt cheeks or running from the cops. I’ll let you decide.
Here’s yesterday’s news from shithole countries!
We should anticipate Latin America in a post-coronavirus will be even poorer. Which seems obvious given the rest of the world is also somehow poorer.
Finally, something that matters! Formula 1 cancels races in Brazil and Mexico.
Scientists in Peru and Bolivia work tirelessly to save the scrotum frog…
I completely forgot AMLO wanted to sell Mexican Air Force 1.
Finally…Bolsonaro lives! Here’s the kicker:
Bolsonaro also posted a photo of himself with a box of the anti-malaria drug hydroxychloroquine, although it has not been proven effective against the virus.
Here’s some tunes. Haven’t heard these guys in a while, why not?