Happy end-of-the month. That means I get to spend the weekend on time and invoicing. Hooray. I had a call with my clients(?) people I’m sub-sub-contracted to who are contracted to the end client? Anyhow, it sure sounded like one was out on the firing range. So that guy was definitely having more fun than I am. Other than that, I put down a deposit on a bounce house for the weekend after next. The soon-to-be middle child is nearly five. Dear God. Five. He can almost entertain himself. How did I let myself get baby-trapped?! I’m sure it will be fine. I didn’t want to retire anyways.

Whoops, did we miss a deadline?

Its cool that they grew a new dick on his arm, but why didn’t they just grow the new dick on his dick?

I don’t think this chick is getting convicted. Florida Man deserved what he got.

Twitter pwned by Florida Man

Bonus Florida Man link. I used to think the Serge Storms books were too over-the-top, but the longer I’m here, the less I think that.