I have to mention that because all the planets are clustered on one side of the solar system.  In fact, if you don’t mention Uranus (which nobody does, it’s in poor taste and we’ve all been tired of the jokes since the 7th grade) the planets are actually occupying a narrow wedge on the Capricorn- and Aquarius-ward side of things.  However, you don’t have to worry about the solar system tipping over when it’s so out of balance.  Those planets are moving really fast and the gyroscopic forces stabilize everything like a top. themoreyouknow.gif

And even though they’re all bunched up, the planets aren’t really doing anything.  It’s very suspicious.  Silly planets, what are you planning?  Creeping towards each other while being oh-so-careful not to line up in any way — you couldn’t be any more obviously plotting if you tried!

Cancer still has to deal with MERCURY RETROGRADE, so be on the lookout for any changing spots on your skin.  McCain only survived his melanoma because of his infernal pacts.  The moon and Mars are both in Aries, so watch out for quick tempers and a tendency towards overreacting.  If you can avoid that however, Venus in Gemini gives you a better chance at getting lucky than your typical day.

Like the skies, the cards are a mixed draw.  Is it just me, or does the Queen of Swords Reversed show up more than she should?  It does look like this week will be heavy on the economic/financial events.

Cancer:  King of Coins reversed –  Vice, weakness, ugliness, perversity, corruption, peril.

Leo:  8 of Coins reversed – Voided ambition, vanity, cupidity, exaction, usury. The ingenious mind turned to cunning and intrigue.

Virgo:  4 of Wands reversed – Prosperity, increase, felicity, beauty, embellishment.

Libra:  8 of Cups – The decline of a matter, or that a matter which has been thought to be important is really of slight consequence

Scorpio:  Blank – No guidance available.  Please try again next week.

Sagittarius:  Queen of Coins – Opulence, generosity, magnificence, security, liberty.

Capricorn:  The Sun – Material happiness, fortunate marriage, contentment.  Undoubtedly you will find some way to bitch about this.

Aquarius:  Malice, bigotry, artifice, prudery, bale, deceit.

Pisces:  9 of Coins – Prudence, safety, success, accomplishment, certitude, discernment.

Aries:  The Emperor – Stability, power, protection, realization, a great person, aid, reason, conviction, authority, will

Taurus:  6 of Swords reversed – Declaration, confession, publicity, a proposal of love.

Gemini:  5 of Swords – Degradation, destruction, revocation, infamy, dishonor, loss