Yeah, I played a shitty joke on you yesterday- there you were, expecting the usual soothing and calming Old Man links and… OHMYGOD NO, IT’S SUGARFREE! I mean, he’s great if you’re prepared, but this comes out of left field, like a smiling child who suddenly punches you in the nuts. So to make up for it, I’ll be this morning’s curator.

And what a morning it is, what with so many notable birthdays. These include a guy who know how to go with the flow; a guy who was rather twisted; a guy for whom the phrase, “Christ, what an asshole” was seemingly designed; a guy who inflicted Rob Reiner on us, in every aspect; a son of a car; a guy who lowered our collective IQ by twenty points, minimum; and a guy who owes each and every one of you a sign.

News for Jews and non-Jews alike. But first, Graffiti Of The Day.

 

YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! OH, DAMN YOU! GODDAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!

 

This attack piece makes me like Pompeo more than I did. Yeah, start a Cold War with China, the writer argues. Christ, what an asshole.

 

Team Blue has an excellent grasp of a winning strategy, given what they’ve got. And what they’ve got is a deeply, deeply confused dotard.

 

Of course, shutting down the scam isn’t in the cards.

 

Wait ’til they get a load of my official Glibertarians #talismask.

 

At least we still have Abe Vigoda.

 

Old Guy Music honors one of my two favorite Jew guitarists ever, who sadly left us this past week. He should have achieved the fame and fortune that eventually found fellow Mayall alumni Clapton and Page. He didn’t. He went a little funny in the head. But before he did, there was… stuff like this.