According to WordPress, there were 4,999 posts before I clicked “New” for this one. So while I suspect we have published fewer than 5000 posts, I’m going to take credit for it. Happy 5000th post! (Man I hope SP doesn’t kill me for this. I know she was already on a warpath). On the me-front, it’s pretty busy here. I took on a side project, and then got a call about another side gig, which I didn’t say no to. So I may continue to be in and out of the links rotation. Thanks to all the other contributors who picked up my slack, especially RAPERNON.

Senate GOP rape our future less. Just send me the CovidBucks so I can buy all the fancy baby-crap momma wants.

Stop blocking the streets, and I’ll feel some tiny smidgeon of sympathy. But for now, this goes in my “probably a good shoot” bucket.

Waiting for the SF treatment on this one: Joe momentarily perked up as his only functioning neurons fired at the scent of feminine hair products. “Damn, ” he sighed, “smelled that one before, October 27, 2009… definitely 2009.”