Aw shit yeah!

ManUre drew and that sure didn’t help their UCL chances.  Good.  The NFL has unveiled a plastic screen with a bunch of holes in it to protect against a virus, lol. And not much else is happening in the world of sports.

I’m rich, bitch!

Maytag founder Frederick Louis Maytag was born on this day. He shares it with ice cream mogul Tom Carvel, animating genius William Hanna, former President Gerald Ford, folk singer (irony alert!) Woodrow Wilson “Woody” Guthrie, director Ingmar Bergman, infielder Robin Ventura, and UFC fighter and self-promoter Conor McGregor.

Not a very big list. Oh well, on to…the links!

If you go to the top of the mountain, you can take a Great Leap Forward!

You gotta be fucking kidding me! This is just…no. No fucking way they’re patting themselves on the back when they should be getting out their hari kari swords. Shameless, disgusting assholes.

Good! I hope this includes the two stupid assholes in OKC who all but refused to do their job for me last week. I might even point this out to them tomorrow when I stroll back through their airport.

Well this is incredibly sad. That’s all I’ve got.

Blind squirrel finds an acorn. But what happens when insurance companies decline to cover them? Let me guess: taxpayers will take it in the shorts.

Every cloud has a silver lining. I hope this catches on everywhere.

Bow! Kneel before Zod Trump!

Does this asshole not own a mirror? Well I guess since she never won, she wasn’t trying to hold on to the office, so it’s not exactly the same. You know, because she never won.

Damn, that’s a to of hungry people trying to feed their families. Oh wait, no it isn’t. It’s just wanton disregard for life.

Statistically, he might be right. At least for part of the city.

We better cancel them just to be sure. Unfortunately, this might make them go even more woke than they’ve already gone. Which I’m not sure is even possible. So let’s just go ahead and cancel them. THIS LINK HAS BEEN FIXED!

When is a human heart not a human heart? When a judge says so, apparently. Fucking ghouls.

Enjoy a classic! I think I may have played this recently, but don’t quite remember. If I did, you’re welcome. If I didn’t, you’re welcome.

Now go have a fantastic day, friends. I’ll be in Elk City, Oklahoma so I’m unlikely to.