Let’s get this over with…

Shoot him in the fucking face!

Cry more, pussy.

Dry heat my ass.

So when do they start rounding them up?

Even I think that’s gross.

Oh dear

Gov. Ron DeSantis of Florida said something remarkably stupid the other day. I know, I know: It’s probably harder to find a day on which DeSantis didn’t say something stupid than a day on which he did. But this particular piece of thickheadedness, I’d argue, helps us understand why America’s response to the coronavirus has been so disastrous compared with other wealthy nations.

Florida has, of course, become a COVID-19 epicenter, with soaring case totals and a daily death toll now consistently exceeding that of the whole European Union, which has 20 times its population. But DeSantis won’t contemplate any rollback of the state’s obviously premature reopening; he even refuses to close venues that are perfect coronavirus incubators.

You tried to compare apples to assholes for that:  “with soaring case totals and a daily death toll now consistently exceeding that of the whole European Union, which has 20 times its population.“  Lets compare on the timescale that includes both at their peak, using qualified data.  That is from the beginning of the year, so:

And you think Ronnie says dumb shit on a daily basis? Odd how the Florida number was readily available and I had to get out the calculator for the EU.

But whatever.  Don’t quit your day job, whatever the fuck that is.  I’m getting a cigarette and going to bed.