No sports. Sorry, don’t blame me for everybody losing their fucking minds.

“Jap Anus Relations for $200”

Tsar Ivan The Terrible was born on this day. He shares it with detective agency founder Allen Pinkerton, actor Van Johnson, racist Democrat politician George Wallace, game show host Monty Hall, acting great and Jeopardy winner Sean Connery, tennis legend Althea Gibson, relief pitcher Rollie Fingers, rocker Gene Simmons, another rocker Rob Halford, pseudo-tough guy (who was not as great a musician as he thinks) Elvis Costello, film director Tim Burton, country singer Billy Ray Cyrus, and supermodel Claudia Schiffer.

Right, now on to…the links!

You’re destroying black businesses, assholes.

So now they’re arsonists at least? Just call them rioters. Because that’s what they are.

The real story here isn’t this attention-seeking clown. The story is that the country that attention-seeking clown lives in doesn’t have their head so far up their ass that they continue to destroy the collective mental health of children.

Laura, you bitch!

Yikes! This thing needs to stop tracking farther west every time I check the weather. Also, stay safe, everyone.

Meanwhile, across the Pacific. This will most certainly get the normal warmongers up in arms. Unfortunately, it’ll probably fire Trump up as well

How dare this man have his own opinions.

The GOP convention opens up with aggressive pleas to black voters to leave the Dem plantation. Not sure what success it will have. But it sure did get a bunch of people to come out of the woodwork long enough to call Herschel Walker a race-traitor. You know, because black people are some monolithic hive mind and any black person who thinks for himself is a bad person.

Kenosha is burning because of a police shooting. Meanwhile, down the road a ways, none of this causes introspection. Oh well, Mayor Beetlejuice is safe after barring protests from public areas near her house.

Maybe you dumbasses in government need to learn some fire prevention methods. You know controlled burns and cutting fire breaks work, don’t you? Or is it just easier to point a finger and blame global warming or something like that instead of actually doing your fucking jobs?

As predicted, the hearings in Congress yesterday were a partisan shitshow. Good on DeJoy for sticking to his guns (sort of). The postal service is an inefficient shitshow and their systems are outdated. Sorry the Dems are using them as a pawn but that doesn’t change the fact that they’re fundamentally inefficient and need to be scaled down to meet their normal needs rather than have their budget boosted in order to score political points.

Get the blood pumping this morning. Enjoy!

Now get out there and have a great day, friends!