So my Ford Expedition has decided that it likes to blow its brake light fuse every so often, which causes the brake sensor switch behind the pedal to fail, which causes the parking shift interlock solenoid to not operate when you press the brake pedal. I know this because after replacing the shifter (which I broke) and the switch last time, I took it to the shop and they… replaced the fuse. But I couldn’t remember and didn’t write down which fuse it was last time. This time after another $60 5A fuse, I know. This also happened as we were dropping the kids off at my parents, who were trying to get to the beach while EDIT: Mrs. L (Sorry, hon, I totally doxxed you. Glad you don’t read this like SP) and I were trying to get to Tallahassee. Big fucking hassle. But also fun to see my father’s expression as I pulled apart trim panels to get to the override (another shitty feature. I don’t know what sort of tool you’re supposed to use on the override, but it is not readily apparent to me that it will ever work without pulling the trim panels off) and then actually got the thing in gear. So that was shitty Friday, but its been a fun Monday, besides paying someone $60 for a $0.30 part.

The truest thing Obama has ever said, “Don’t underestimate Joe’s ability to fuck things up.”

Cats is asshoe. Also, thanks for nothing, dog.

When people ask me why I think Trump is probably going to win (disclaimer: he can absolutely fuck it up), I point to events like this. Which don’t seem to be happening for Biden.

Maybe a water slide pipe is not the place to sleep for the night.