So, last night at the MTV Music Video Awards… wait, no, I can’t even pretend to give a shit about that nonsense. A Korean boy band sang in Engrish! Don’t give a shit. Lady Gaga wore a bunch of different face masks and begged for attention. Told us wearing a mask was about “respect.” Respect is earned, skank. I hope a COVID zombie coughs snot right into your eyes, drag queen. No link. Not linking to that drivel.


I don’t think this is what Lazarus Long had in mind:

Massachusetts mom and son are arrested for incest

A Massachusetts mom and son pair have been charged with incest and could land in prison for up to 20 years, Mass Live reports.

The alleged licentious wickedness took place at the Fitchburg, Massachusetts, home Tony L. Lavoie’s shared with his wife and 63-year-old mother, Cheryl Lavoie.

It was the wife who caught her 43-year-old husband and mother-in-law in flagrante delicto on the living room couch on May 20.

Shocked by the mom-son incest, the wife called 911 and summoned Massachusetts police.

“licentious wickedness” Nice neutral language there. Blah blah shouldn’t be a crime among consenting adults blah.

If you read further, you’ll find that Mom was riding him cowgirl style! Ye-haw!


Hey, kids! The secret word for the day is “accosted.”

Beach Karenmon, not one of the rarest Karenmon, but worth collecting anyway if you want the bonus for a full class set.


And your music link:

Think about it.