I need to knock the rust off here. It’s been a while.

One of several inconceivably bad decisions.

Arsenal won the FA Cup in a game that had highly suspect officiating. And sadly, that knocks a small club out of the Europa League.  Justin Thomas won the WGC-St Jude as the players get ready for the first major of the year this week. Nothing else really happened. I’m struggling to report on baseball because I think the reason is about to be cancelled, and I don’t want to make an investment in my time.

Great player, eh.

If you were born on this day, you share it with Otis Elevator Company founder Elisha Otis, high school teacher John Scopes, crooner Tony Bennett, novelist Leon Uris, actor-activist Martin Sheen, onetime-billionaire and convicted felon Martha Stewart, hockey legend Marcel Dionne, genius filmmaker John Landis, rocker James Hetfield, hurler Rod Beck, football player Tom Brady, and swimmer Ryan Lochte.

That was a pretty decent list. Now on to…the links!

Coming soon to a street near you.

This headline needs to be corrected. Something more like “politicians who completely shut down the economy may cause 40 million Americans to lose their homes” would be more accurate.

At least we know what we’re gonna be up against now. And I gotta tell you, if they don’t start hitting the range, this boogaloo ain’t gonna last long. Man, Portland can’t do anything right.

You just can’t make some people happy. Sorry those recyclable shopping bags are traps for disease and are therefore less safe. Maybe don’t force them on people next time, ok?

Oh the horror of people having fun!

So what were they arrested for, exactly? Oh, they were arrested for breaking…no laws. Man, this insanity of giving EOs the power of law better stop soon or somebody is gonna pretty much declare him/herself a king/queen.  Get this shit to the courts.

And speaking of which…I’m getting pretty sick and tired of the media douchebags saying what a great job NY has done (they haven’t) and saying Texas, Arizona, and Florida are a bunch of dumbasses (they aren’t, relatively speaking).

July went out with a bang in Chicago. And it looks like August kicked off the same way.  Protip: get the hell out of there while you still can.

Do they really expect us to believe this bullshit? But even if it’s true, you can’t blame him for the actions of the gazillion looters and rioters that destroyed entire city blocks.

I don’t trust anybody who lobbies for this job. Especially the person known for doing pretty much anything to help her political career.* (*I mean Kamala Harris whoring herself out in case you were wondering.)

Hello 80s!!!! Enjoy it.

Now get out there and have a great day, friends!