No, thumbs up TO you, man.

Lots of talk that the college football season is gonna get cancelled sometime today. Meanwhile, almost all of the players want to play. So much for it being about them. Morikawa distanced himself from a crowded field with an eagle on 16 to win his first major at 23. That was a ballsy decision on the tee. And nothing else much in the world of sports happened.

PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEE!

Big birthdays today were military loser William Howe, Mexican revolutionary Vicente Guerrero, Nestle founder Henri Nestle, president Herbert Hoover, actor Jack Haley, guitar genius Leo Fender, slugger Rocky Colavito, actor Antonio Banderas, boxer Riddick Bowe, and attention whore Kylie Jenner.

And now we get to…the links!

I guess this was too local for the media to jump all over. Yeah, right.  It just doesn’t serve the narrative and sow discord.

CNN, you been trolled again.

Oh look, another “sources say” piece from the NYT and CNN. I’m sure its legit and the sources needed to keep their anonymity due to the severe national security implications.  No way is it just a load of bullshit.

Can somebody refresh my memory what she said about DACA? She is correct, by the way. But she’s also a giant fucking hypocrite.

So much for Kamala Harris. No, not the sociopathic asshole who put people in jail with bogus evidence. This was the good Kamala.

Sorry, folks. No fun allowed.

Wow, what a departure from her statements on protests/riots/looting. Then again, Beetlejuice hasn’t been consistent on much of anything aside from being consistently bad at her job. (To be continued.)

(Cont.) And I bet she won’t come out and harshly condemn this either. Because she’s a fucking imbecile.

How do these people print shit like this with a straight face? Oh yeah, because they’re politically motivated and have short memories and/or blinders on.

Sorry, Karens.  Y’all could always join in the fun or mind your own business, you know.

Here you go. Enjoy the greatness.

Now have a great start to the week, friends!