Heaven forbid he’d focus on his game.

The US Open (tennis) starts today. Here’s hoping they actually finish it. And the NFL and soccer are about to start for real. The Community Shield doesn’t count. That’s sports.

A fucking LEGEND!

Roman emperor Caligula was born on this day. He shares it with another Roman emperor Commodus, Italian educator Maria Montessori, female baseball player Lizzie Arlington, actor Fredric March, comedian Buddy Hackett, Canadian hockey legend Jean Beliveau, baseball great Frank Robinson, Irish singer Van Morrison, actor Richard Gere, useless District Attorney Marcia Clark, track and field legend Edwin Moses, outfielder Claudell Washington, rocker Gina Schock, pitcher Tom Candiotti, pitcher Hideo Nomo, singer Debbie Gibson, comedic actor Chris Tucker, and Saudi crown prince Mohammed bin Salman.

That’s actually a pretty decent list. And now…the links!

This headline isn’t quite accurate. It’s after about 90 days of violence, not a weekend of it. Also, it’s after the betting lines put Trump at a dead heat with Biden once people across the country are growing tired of these leftist mayors and governors turning a blind eye while cities are burned to the fucking ground. At least that’s how I see the timeline. Feel free to disagree.

Well it’s about fucking time. Seriously, how long is this gonna drag out? They need to charge those idiots already.

I sure wish this story was dominating the news. It’s an historic occasion that deserves a hell of a lot of attention.  Unfortunately it won’t get what it deserves because orangemanbad. Well, that’s a damn shame, in my opinion.

Who. The. Fuck. Cares?

PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEEE! Oh wait, stop paying attention to me. No wait, I’m sorry so pay attention to me again…and buy my albums. ::sigh:: Somebody always gotta be outraged. Just be happy she’s living a healthier lifestyle, people. Is that so fucking hard?

Heaven forbid! Oh my: The pool at The Apartments at Palmetto Compress was packed with revelers, who also crowded the side of the swimming area and even stood on top of the pool house, the fire chief said.

Not the pool house? That building with stairs leading to the roof and a railing around it and lawn chairs put on top surely wasn’t built for that!

Fortunately nobody was charged (since the mask “laws” aren’t actually laws). And no fines were issued (since they’re most likely unconstitutional).

Insurance will not, in fact, “cover it”.

Whatever, they’ve got insur…oops. See, these cretins waving away the looting and rioting don’t see downstream effects and don’t care. These poor business-owners are completely fucked. But I guess that’s life, innit you antifa-apologist fuckheads?

This headline is a good question. My answer: they’ll stay empty because the workers won’t want to go back after getting a taste of work from home and the possibility that they can move to a less oppressive area tax-wise and a city that’s not teetering on insolvency, isn’t full of dirty cops and politicians, and where their kids can get a decent education.

When a business is paying $90 million to get out of town, alarm bells should be ringing. Hey, maybe they can move the hobos there rather than just letting them shoot up and shit in the streets. I’m sure the taxpayers won’t mind picking up the tab. At least the ones who aren’t already fleeing.

Well I’m glad you’re seeing the benefit here, you asshole. Unfortunately, you’re an incredibly small minority of the population and these mask mandates are causing permanent emotional and mental scarring of a generation of children. Not to mention, nobody is preventing you from wearing a sack over your head all the time. In fact, you probably should. Ad I say that as a person who has no idea what you look like.

Hey, it’s still like this! But it would be a great song even if it weren’t.

Now have a great day, dear friends!