Unbelievably, it’s already August 1st. Of course, Arizona continually reminds us of this by being, you know, sweltering. And it would be OK if it were sweltering and shit was open. But it is and it isn’t. So really, either I’m working or wasting time with you reprobates.

Speaking of reprobates and August 1, there’s a pile of interesting birthdays today including The Man Who Would Be Messiah; a guy who should have wondered why Jews keep getting born with foreskins; a guy getting cancelled who has made everyone hate Baltimore sports fans; a guy who, if there weren’t a Theodore Dreiser, would easily have been the windiest American writer; a master of spin but who was not a stern fellow; a Jew with a gun; the guy who absolutely stole The Twelve Chairs; a hilariously stereotypical Swamp Creature; the best nine-fingered guitarist in rock; and a guy who once dated a girl who had the same unusual name that he did.

Let’s see how real shit’s getting.

 

“It depends on what the meaning of ‘island’ is.” 

 

They seem nice.

 

Most libertarian president ever. Yep, you bet.

 

Amoral, grasping ambition, and total tone deafness. What a peach.

 

Political appointee acts like a political appointee. Inconceivable!

 

So wait, they’re not special and go through the same 70 day cycle everyone else does? Huh.

 

Old Guy Music today is because I’ve been on a Dixie Dregs kick recently. And because of Steve Morse, who frightened Chuck Norris away from ever trying to play guitar.