Sports…lol. No sports. They’re too busy protesting or something.

“The keys are in the ignition”

British automaker Charles Rolls was born on this day. He shares it with serial killer Ed Gein, football coach Frank Leahy, warmongering president LBJ, writer Ira Levin, lovely actress Barbara Bach, wrestler Sgt Slaughter, actor Pee-Wee Herman, political lobbyist and flamboyant dresser Roger Stone, guitarist Alex Lifeson, MTV’s Downtown Julie Brown, actor Aaron Paul, and baseball players Peanuts Lowery, Joe Cunningham, Ernie Broglio, Ed Herrmann, Brian McRae, and Jim Thome.

I wonder who I missed? I’ll find out in the comments. But first…the links!

I guess “mostly” is good enough, eh CNN?.

The CNN spin machine is working overtime. Pretty sure none of the crises are of their making, as much as you want them to be. Also, check out the chyron in the pic here. They’ve become laughably retarded.

The hurricane tore the asshole out of Lake Charles. There’s not really much else to say right now.  This is going to be really, really bad.

Don’t trust Laura. Laura is asshoe!

These are the same stores many politicians bemoan as bad for people. Good thing they’re there. Otherwise a lot of people would be screwed. Oh yeah, that’s the goal of the politicians complaining about them.

Minneapolis is going insane again because of…a murder suspect killing himself. That’s right. He allegedly killed somebody and then killed himself. And people are rioting and looting. Because…why the fuck not.

They need to change their nickname. How about “the city that sleeps on the sidewalk”?

I assume this story will be repeated across the country. It’ll be interesting how this plays out.  Hopefully with some serious criminal justice reform where a lot of crimes without actual victims are either not prosecuted or even removed from the books. But I doubt we’ll be that lucky. No, it probably ends with a bunch of no-shows and people being shot by cops when they’re picked up months from now.

Shoulda rioted instead, I guess.

A peaceful protester is arrested. No seriously. Guess he should have joined a mob and chucked bottles of piss at cops instead.

Say goodbye to your tax base, Chicago. But don’t despair. The cops are protecting the mayor’s house around the clock and forbidding people from using the public sidewalks there to voice their displeasure at the absolutely horrific job she’s done.

Oh the humanity! What will the city do? This is horrible. People selling something others want in a free exchange.  Somebody better do something. They might accidentally park in the spot a bum was planning on taking a shit or shooting up in.

Oh give me a fucking break. The mask nazis are going too far here. Hopefully there’s some pushback soon. This is absolutely traumatizing small children.

Here’s a lovely song. Banjos dislikes it, but nobody’s perfect.

Now have a great day, dear friends!