We chose to send our just-turned-five son back to VPK rather than start kindergarten this year. We were on the fence already because he’d be the youngest in his class, basically, but the shitshow public schools dumpster fire of a school year pushed us to send him back to daycare for another year. The daycare we used last year and will use again are awesome. How awesome? They closed a total of zero days for COVID. And, their school year started today. Which confused us because they told me the 24th when I re-enrolled him, but apparently they got an exemption from the state to start their VPK program when schools were supposed to start. So, long and short is I’ll be down to one kid in the house in the mornings now for the next couple of weeks and then (please God!) school starts for the first grader. We may have survived the long nightmare of being around each other 24×7!

I honestly can’t tell whether this is pro or anti-Biden. It runs down a laundry list of ill-spoken racial statements in Biden’s career and then drops this:

Instead, Biden is a Left-wing Archie Bunker, the stereotype-spewing lead character of the brilliant 1970s comedy series “All in the Family.” Producer Norman Lear’s top-rated show was a high-water mark for ethnic humor, which was how Americans once cheerfully addressed and overcame racial differences, unlike today’s corrosive techniques of in-your-face confrontation and Maoist re-education.

Mississippi or Minnesota? Mosquito design “accidentally” makes state flag finals. (h/t SugarFree)

New Jersey police arrest men for helping people to enjoy themselves.

Of course, the neck gaiter is basically for men who just don’t have time to fight all the Karens, so I’m not sure they’ll care about this report that: Neck gaiters may be worse than no mask at all. Um, okay. **makes jerkoff motion** whatever. Ban it and I’ll move to the old bank robber style bandana (when I’m not wearing my glibs “#talismask”)