Fulham on their way back up.

Such stunning, much brave. Oh yeah, nobody gives a shit because it’s the WNBA. (I apologize for inadvertently putting it in the sports section.)  Fulham is on their way back to the Premier League. With a couple bigger clubs making the trip back up, next year’s relegation watch will be interesting.  Adios, Brighton (I bet). I’m still not investing enough energy to get to baseball recaps because I’ll be shocked if they make it to the end of the season.  And I’m posting this just so we can get it out of the way before it comes up at some point. Only two of those states really matter, by the way. And the sample size of one of them is too small to really brag about. But that one outlier…it sucks.  And that’s sports.

Suck on that, metric system!

Today’s birthdays include: the first human being to ever set foot on another heavenly body Neil Armstrong, one of the greatest rappers of a generation Adam Yauch, a legendary hockey coach and a hell of a motivator Herb Brooks, the “Elephant Man” Joseph Merrick, directing great John Huston, jazzman Tiny Davis, busty actress Loni Anderson, rocker Rick Derringer, the original Marcia Brady Maureen McCormick, basketball great Patrick Ewing, outfielder Carl Crawford, French nationalist Marine Le Pen, lovely athlete LoLo Jones, and golfers Paula Creamer and Patrick Reed.

That’s some list. Now on to…the links!

Boom!

This was absolutely insane. And yes, I’m sure drugs are falling out of several asses. But I honestly didn’t even see anything about it until late last night.

Here’s a few primary results (worth noting by CNN). There was a lot of crazy shit that went down yesterday they didn’t mention. So I’ll leave it to you in the comments.

Let’s see him navigate this. Freaking pervert.

Damn, Cincinnati is killing it! They make a connection in the story, but we’ll have to wait and see if they can figure out how to correct it.  My guess is: hell no, they won’t.

These idiots are sucking the fun out of life. You do this and you’re gonna completely screw up kids for a generation. Well fuck that. They try it here and my kids will be out of that place in a day.

Leave these scientists alone!

Speaking of sucking the fun out of life. What a bunch of uptight assholes. Just let these nerds have their fun and leave them alone.

I’m sure this will make it to CNN and MSNBC, right? He’s only tight buddies with Schiff and Liu and has put untold millions into Dem campaign coffers.

Summer vacation gets extended!!!* Well, so long as you’re a teacher it does.  Man, what a great gig. You get full pay and get to fuck off even more than you were before. And if people complain, you get to accuse them of trying to kill you.  Public Labor Union shops are the fucking best!

More California counties are willing to deprive people of their freedom. And I guess their logic is that they can pass a law compelling people to follow some order that’s not a law.  And the constitutionality of that is completely lost on me.  Oh yeah, maybe because it’s not constitutional.  Fucking tyrants.

Let me guess: this is Trump’s fault? And can somebody prominent please, for the love of God, point out how paternalistic and racist it is to decry how so many minority people aren’t capable of getting themselves to the polling place on time or following the instructions for mail-in voting?  It’s racist as shit.

Great intro? Or best intro? Whichever you choose, I hope you enjoy it.

Now get out there and have a great day, friends!

 

UPDATE: Here is the Big Ten football schedule. It just came out! TTUN in October?  Fuck you, Corona!!!!!