Capricorn begins their transition away from being the Universe’s butt-monkey as Jupiter returns to direct motion, so enjoy the onrush of things beginning to make sense. With Jupiter changing motion while in the same alignment with Mercury and Saturn retrograde as last week, the general badness of the sign changes into more of a karmic retribution — still lots of pain, but at least this time the victim deserves it. Sorry if that’s you.
In that vein, Mars goes retrograde in Aries, so expect to be the target of some aggression. Nothing there about whether or not you’ll deserve it. Another warning comes from the Moon in Scorpio, which is “carelessness leads to accidents.” Finally Mercury remains in Libra which indicates tensions, but that you still manage to keep things relatively together.
Virgo: The Blank Card – This week, it will be like there are no supernatural cosmic forces working on you at all.
Libra: Wheel of Fortune reversed – Bad Luck
Scorpio: Temperance reversed – Things connected with churches, religions, sects; disunion, unfortunate combinations, competing interests.
Sagittarius: The World – Assured success, recompense, voyage, route, emigration, flight, change of place
Capricorn: 8 of Swords – Bad news, violent chagrin, crisis, censure, power in trammels, conflict, calumny, sickness
Aquarius: Knight of Cups reversed* – Trickery, artifice, subtlety, swindling, duplicity, fraud
Pisces: Knight of Wands reversed* – Rupture, division, interruption, discord.
Aries: King of Cups reversed -Dishonest, double-dealing man; roguery, exaction, injustice, vice, scandal, pillage, considerable loss.
Taurus: 5 of Cups – Loss but something remains, inheritance, patrimony, transmission — but not corresponding to expectations
Gemini: 3 of Wands – Established strength, enterprise, effort, trade, commerce, discovery, able co-operation in business
Cancer: King of Swords – Judgment and all its connections-power, command, authority, militant intelligence, law, offices of the crown and so forth
Leo: Queen of Coins – Opulence, generosity, magnificence, security, liberty
*A typical reading is multiple cards, with the cards gaining meaning from those cards they are drawn with. Knight of Cups reversed drawn with Knight of Wands reversed is a warning against booty calls (travelling for the purposes of love or carnality actually, but get with the lingo grandpa). I might ignore this pairing since Glibtarot is single-card but since it’s Aquarius/Pisces (water/fish) that’s a pretty solid indicator that I should be reporting out the other relational meanings.
Great. Now you tell me. Where were you yesterday?
If my transmission doesn’t correspond to expectations, I’m going to lose some money.
For such a crappy year, we Sagittarius have been blessed
Sagittarius: The World – Assured success, recompense, voyage, route, emigration, flight, change of place
Yeah, I’m looking forward to all of that!
(slowly uncurls from a shielded fetal position) – Have the brutal beatings stopped?
Is it still an election year with a plague, riots, incipient socialist revolution, and a shattered economy?
“Cancer: King of Swords – Judgment and all its connections-power, command, authority, militant intelligence, law, offices of the crown and so forth”
I’m going to be nominated for the Supreme Court?
No, the bench warrent will be enforced.
*sad trombone*
“I’m going to be nominated for the Supreme Court?”
You’d have to transition first.
I want to see all the dems vote against the first trans Justice.
‘Not a real trans, that’s an uncle Xe!’.
Libra: Wheel of Fortune reversed – Bad Luck
Is Libra just your free space on the astrological bad news bingo card?
Well, you have Capricorn with the permanent bad news slot, so someone has to fill that I suppose.
Preach!
I get a double whammy with that, a household of 2, with 2 Capricorns living here.
I live with an Aries.
“Dishonest, double-dealing man”
*tugs on collar*
Good question. It seems that Libra’s readings always suck.
These don’t seem right.
Let me see your astrologer’s license!
“Bad luck.”
That’s it? That’s the best you can do? It’s 2020 for gawds sake. I could have wrote that horoscope.
I mean, my horoscope says nothing supernatural, and I’m still here in 2020 with you guys, so I’m guessing it is going to get even worse for you.
Sagittarius: The World – Assured success, recompense, voyage, route, emigration, flight, change of place
Back to Pocatello, I guess. Another place to look at.
Pocatello?
Gemini: 3 of Wands – Established strength, enterprise, effort, trade, commerce, discovery, able co-operation in business.
I did a deal for some green chili’s this morning. SCIENCE!
Hmm. Tomorrow might be a good time to look for work.
Maybe not the best time to start a new one, though. ?
“Trickery, artifice, subtlety, swindling, duplicity, fraud”
Against me or for me?
I’m picturing Nicholson saying, ” I’m Back!”
Pocatello?
Pocatello.
Pocatello!
Marco!
After going down there last week, I can definitely see myself landing somewhere in a 25-30 mile radius of Pocatello. I need a small house with a big shop, on a few acres. Is that too much to ask for?
In Pocatello, people do things, and make things. They have an economy. Where I am now (Park County, Montana), the High and the Mighty have decided the economy should be solely tourism-based. I’m over this place. Time to cash out.
Good luck, and I mean that sincerely.
We were attacted to Livingston because it is such a beautiful area. A little time wandering around town and Nope. Too selfconciously cute with the economy based on that, not actual work. We left California for a reason.
My sister lives there. They were in Missoula last time I was out there.
Sure is purty there. Too cold for me.
“a few acres. Is that too much to ask for?”
I suppose depending on land prices there and how rich you are.
Pocatello is the one place out in the mountain west I have bad memories of. Not the City’s fault, mine. I cheaped out and stayed at the Motel 6 (to make up for the prior 3 nights in Gardiner, which gets pricy). Among other issues (lot lizard looking hooker who apparently was working out of the place and angrily arguing with some guy who apparently tried to stiff her, and the people in the room next to me who left their barking dog in the room for hours while they went off somewhere) my room had bedbugs, which I discovered when I woke up to something biting me. I checked out immediately and drove to Cheyenne, where I spent the rest of the day doing laundry.
Good luck
“I was born in a trunk / At the Princess Theatre / In Pocatello, Idaho ?”
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mr7oTRFulog
Jarflax, I hope WY was the last you saw of the bedbugs.
It was. The only lasting effect was my skin crawling for the next day (and the near heart attack I had when a pair of very large deer ran out into the road n front of me (they may have been elk, I thought so at the time, but It was too dark and I was too busy slamming on breaks and swerving to be sure and everything looks big when you are about to hit it).
I should not be thinking about this today. I am struggling to convince myself that staying the course on my diet is a better idea than renting a car and heading out west for a week to restore my sanity, and maybe it is in some ways but getting away for a few days is really really tempting.
If you can, I would advise getting in your car and getting out for a while. Your mood is not going to improve if you keep focusing on what you can’t eat and having nothing else to do.
(instrumental; oops. Oh well.)
New t shirt.
https://www.amazon.com/photos/shared/puNL-rNRS8iPMlzKtaIYvg.xpnvscsEID62apTnSlDlB2
Nice
LOL
Leo: Queen of Coins – Opulence, generosity, magnificence, security, liberty
I don’t believe it. I want my money back.
(Appropriate amount of time passing after RBG passing)
Hopefully the few squishy Republicans in the Senate grow a spine and confirm who Trump picks for the next SC seat. Having a 5-4 conservative majority will be a very good thing for the 2nd. I’d love to see some of the lower court decisions get shot down. 50 state Ccw, no bans on mags or styles, ammo laws tossed (looking at you California). This could be the one good thing to come out of this shitty year from a liberty perspective. Taking away the open seat from the election would be a very good strategy, it’s way too motivating to the lefties to keep that open. Barring a full Senate vote and confirmation, I think this idea would be the next best thing. Have T-Dog make a temporary recess appointment of his choice. That at least gets his pick in there until January and is a gauntlet throw down and demoralizing to the commies.
https://newcriterion.com/blogs/dispatch/a-recess-appointment-for-the-ginsburg-seat
Wouldn’t any temporary move just motivate them more?
The best thing would be for him to nominate his pick (and it has to be a staunchly pro 2A one) and have her confirmed. I think the recess appointment thing would be a good second choice if the Dems convince three or more Repub senators to not vote. Even though she wouldn’t be a permanent justice, she would at least be in there for the beginning of their next term and unless the Dems somehow win both the Pres and the Senate it would put some pressure to not let Team Red cave so easily on her replacement (especially against the hard left candidates that the Dems might find).
The next Supreme court justice the democrats nominate will be the founders of BLM.
Never had a black female justice yet, right?
If only we had gotten Janice Rogers Brown.
x2
I’d have taken her for four years on the bench and an early retirement over Kavanaugh.
No kidding.
I was for Kavanaugh only because the Democrats were unhinged. Letting them get away with it would have been worse than confirming him.
Odds are high the S/C will decide the coming election. He shouldn’t leave that up to Roberts.
Another Obama era ruling to bite them in the ass. I am sure some judge though would say this is different and Trump has no authority to appoint during recess because it is election meddling or something.
“With Jupiter changing motion while in the same alignment with Mercury and Saturn retrograde as last week, the general badness of the sign changes into more of a karmic retribution — still lots of pain, but at least this time the victim deserves it. Sorry if that’s you.”
I mean, considering who just kicked it… well, I’m not one to argue with the stars.
Virgo, nothing at all? I’ll take it, nice warm afternoon, hope everyones enjoying the day
Sure am enjoying it, had the little guy fall asleep in my arms. That hasn’t happened in awhile.
https://www.oregonlive.com/education/2020/09/oregon-department-of-education-issues-ban-on-hate-symbols-in-public-schools.html
Now do communist symbology.
SLD: this ban, as applied to all not just government employees in the scope of their employment, is unconstitutional
That’s why Grant hanged all of the traitors at Appomattox. Despite her wishes to be there next session and liberal pandering, she’s set for defeat when her fellow out of state carpetbaggers decide they want a D behind the name, not just a RINO. You don’t like Oregon, get back in your moving van and go back to your shithole.
It won’t be long before you can add anything Christian or Jewish to the confederate flag as hate symbols.
A St Andrew’s cross is on the Confederate battle flag…
/stop stealing my schtick, Love Andrew C.
Some weapons-grade cuteness for These Trying Times
https://youtu.be/BFNekjEgvuk
Kitten: “I’m saving you for later.”
Spoiler Alert:
Kitty grows up and eats chicken alive
End times. That is a sign of the apocalypse.
Chicks and cats living together!
Titties out for Waffle House.
? People are fucked.
? ??
SPRINGER!!SPRINGER!!
Man-bun fights the big chick and in the process hit his pillow princess a couple of times in the melee.
SMOD at this point would be an improvement.
I can’t imagine getting that upset inside a waffle house.
I ordered the wrong kind of flapjacks.
Getting a felony conviction over a fucking pancake?
Genius.
Possibly a repost, but: http://thegarfieldpage.blogspot.com/p/zodiac-according-to-garfield.html?m=1
Gemini gets me right.
Speaking of “bequeathed” Supreme Court seats, do I recall correctly that Breyer pushed heavily for Kavanaugh, as a condition of his retirement? I looked yesterday, but couldn’t find any stories.
Probably because Breyer hasn’t retired.
I think you mean Kennedy.
I think you mean Kennedy.
They all look alike, in those black robes.
Black robes matter!
Aren’t you supposed to capitalize “Black”?
That screaming lady isn’t alone – she has a friend.
https://mobile.twitter.com/kassandrakitson/status/1307362054861393923
Times like these make me glad I’m happily married.
I long for release that death will bring.
Time for another adult beverage.
Nice job by Aaron Jones.
Razorfist RBG commentary.
That was fucking awesome!
Scorpio: Temperance reversed – Things connected with churches, religions, sects; disunion, unfortunate combinations, competing interests.
That doesn’t sound like me. No, wait, yes it is. There’s been a lot of religious propaganda planted around work, like little treasures left for me to find, and its making me drink.