About time you beat somebody.

Is this Everton’s year? Probably not.  It’s never their year. But they did beat Spuds to start the season. And that makes even me happy.  Liverpool won a shootout in which their defense was inept (at best). Hopefully that says more about Leeds than it does the champions. And I think there’s a couple more matchers to go for the start of the season. The NFL started this weekend, apparently. I didn’t watch.  And all eyes (in my household) are on the Big Ten. Hurry up, you stupid fucks. Make your decision to get back on the field already. Thanks in advance.

He’s not even Russian!

German explorer Alexander von Humboldt was born on this day. He shares it with racist abortion proponent Margaret Sanger, infielderJerry Coleman, pitcher Stan Williams, Star Trek actor Walter Koenig, actor Sam Neill, MC5’s Sonic Smith, scumbag disbarred attorney Mike Nifong, Russian politician and Obama messenger boy Dmitry Medvedev, brilliant singer and drug aficionado Amy Winehouse, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis, and baseball player Delmon Young.

That list was average at best.  Oh well, time to move on to…the links!

Elon Musk unloads on Bill Gates. Not that a catfight between two gazillionaires means much to me, but it’s kinda funny seeing these two going at it. Also Windows 95 was released 25 years ago today. So Gates has some deserved hate coming his way.

Here’s the link between the Corona and the California (and Oregon) wildfires. Note: there is no actual link between the two.

Not cool!

Sally about to lay down some rain on New Orleans and Mississippi. Stay safe if you’re in the path. I know they’re not even close to digging out from the last storm.So this could get very messy very fast.

Well this is pretty fucked up. Although I can’t say I’m the least bit surprised.

Pretty sure this is legal in the San Francisco area. Sorry, Nancy, but them’s the rules. Also, read it. The last sentence should generate a chuckle.

Cool.

The answer to your question is “No. No it cannot.” And it has little to do with the pandemic but everything to do with a burdensome tax scheme, a bunch of crazies making life miserable for anybody wanting to go downtown, and a shitload of people leaving the area for greener pastures.

No shit, Sherlock. I mean, is this even debatable at this point?

This is the endgame of socialism. But they have universal healthcare and shit. Or something, I can’t remember all the talking points I heard about what a paradise it was from all the elitist dipshits…who are conspicuously silent about what’s happened there.

Let’s start the week off with a great song. Maybe it’ll make up for the shitty links. Maybe.

Now get out there and have a great day, friends!