Shit’s too funny. I mean, really. I go look for links and have to check every goddamn one of them to see if it’s a parody site. Poe’s Law is an iron law.

Birthdays abound, though, including a guy who makes Francisco d’Anconia jealous; an expert in peaches; a pioneer of method acting; Hillary Clinton’s spirit animal; a guy who always made me laugh, though it was unlikely to be intentional; a former politico who, though an advocate of horrible policies, is actually funny and genuine; a corpse worth pissing on; and Lurch’s love child.

And, most importantly, it’s #9 for Wonder Dog.

Now here’s the funny shit posing as news.

 

Well, color me surprised. Shocked. Or maybe not. OK, drugs fell out of her ass.

 

This fire is making me hungry.

 

Mattingly is a murderer, a total scumbag, and a fucking coward.

 

“Hey, fellow kids!”

 

Ben Crump is Gloria Allred’s natural successor.

 

The thing about Trump is, he won’t pander. Oh, wait…

 

Old Guy Music is one I’ve used before, but hey, it’s Wonder Dog’s birthday, and I think this is the greatest music video EVER.