It’s New Years Day, and my obligation as a good Jew is to do something I’ll have to atone for on Yom Kippur next week. Maybe I can start here…

But besides the obvious deaths (e.g., James Garfield), there are some notable birthdays today, including someone who would look at you cross-eyed; a guy who survived a massacre; another dead SC justice; inventor of a popular sex aid for underendowed older men; a woman who was of two minds; the ONLY legitimate Batman; and someone who would still be alive if a grand jury prosecutor had done his job.

News.

 

Ding dong. And what a lovely tongue-bath, paid for using your tax money. Here’s the expected reaction in the press.

 

He’s not wrong.

 

If it feels like we’re being randomly yanked around, just for the amusement of the Inner Party, it’s because we’re being randomly yanked around, just for the amusement of the Inner Party.

 

All I can say is, keep your eye on your bicycle.

 

This makes me feel better about being Jewish.

 

I swear I saw this on Batman.

 

One more reason that I put up with the horrible climate here. 2A FTW!

 

I’m not sure why Fats Navarro has been (relatively) forgotten, but dammit, he shouldn’t be. Old Guy Music today is a reminder.