IT A SEA SMITH HOUSE PARTY!

 

[Editorial Note: Today has been proclaimed “Day of the Cryptids”. Because, why not?]

SEA SMITH GLAD HE FIRST ON “DAY OF THE CRYPTIDSES”. HE REMEMBER WHEN MAD SCIENTIST DISCOVER SEA SMITH. SEA SMITH WONDER IF OK. COUSIN STEVE SMITH SAY “IT GOOD. COME SEE FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLES!” HE RIGHT, SEA SMITH LIKE HERE. THINK GLIBERTARIAN LAND HOOMANS VERY FUNNY. SPEAK OF FUNNY, HERE JOKES!

*APPLAUSE*

Why fish get bad grades?

Because was below sea level.

What you call fish with two leg?

Two-knee fish.

What you call fish with no leg?

A fish.

 

SEE, EVEN SHARK LAUGH!

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! SEA SMITH TELL BEST JOKES. NOW HERE BEST LINKS!

  1. SEA SMITH ASK, YOU KNOW WHO ELSE THREATEN CRACKDOWN ON NEIGHBORHOODS? MAYOR NOT NICE HOOMAN.
  2. INDIA GO AHEAD, NO NEED MAIL. REPORTER GET IN SPIN, EVEN IN SHORT ARTICLE!
  3. HOW MANY THESE FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN LAND HOOMANS?

 

HEAR FROM COUSIN STEVE SMITH NEXT. FRIEND ZARDOZ LAST IN DAY.

COME ON IN, WATER IS FINE!