Pro-tip: do NOT do what I did to find the above image (funny) and GIS for “animal threesome.” The results were… less than this cute, by and large. I thought, “My search history is going to converge on that of Heroic Mulatto.”

Birthday searches are much safer, because you find people like the father of atomic theory; a guy who was not only a true piece of shit, he handed us an enduring legacy of putrid turds (at least normal pieces of shit get flushed away); a guy who empowered the Soongs using some paint; one of the better known gaseous pseudophilosopher-frauds; the Ezra Pound of rock; a woman who was the quintessence of failing upward (and was a good punch-line during the 2016 debates); the inspiration for The Hair; and a grandmaster whom I met and will never forget (in a good way!).

So much for the sugar, now the medicine.

 

“We liked the old version, the one with all the war and bombing.”

 

See, assholes, it’s not my imagination!

 

Note that the War on Drugs doesn’t get a mention as the cause of death. Fuck this guy and fuck drug warriors.

 

“No, no, no, when we talk about screwing the client, we mean something else.”

 

Jesus, they’re digging up THIS guy again?

 

We really are living in the best possible timeline.

 

Old Guy Music features someone neither old nor a guy. I fell into a rabbit hole yesterday chasing some of her performances. Skip ahead to 1:50 to bypass the patter.