I think we use Teddy Roosevelt’s face on Mt. Rushmore the same way the Nazi’s used the Sphinx.
Fall is fading, the polar vortex has once again missed Southwest Idaho and gone where it belongs. Montana.
And they’re still trying to Raine on our parade.
You what cops and firefighters have in common? They all took the fire service entrance exam.
You know you’ve always wanted to know.
The jokes, they write themselves.
And for you auto enthusiasts.
A little Grateful Dawg for tonight.
You know you’ve always wanted to know.
It won’t be anything like a SugarFree post.
Work her into the story.
Yes please
PA has a law that bars must have food service. There’s a couple of places where they may technically offer food, but you would need to pay me a hefty amount of money to risk eating it.
Here in Ohio, fall is finally here with rain all week most of the leaves finally changing (I still have several fully green trees in my yard) and fairly large crowds at the candy store.
There’s a couple of places where they may technically offer food, but you would need to pay me a hefty amount of money to risk eating it.
That made me think of Taco Tuesday at my college dive bar… 3 tacos for a buck. Bars in VA had to have a certain percentage of food sales, and I think they could use the fair market meal price and not actual sales price for calculating the percentage.
Regardless, those tacos were still no bueno and I ate way too many.
Those scofflaws!
Better ingredients, better tacos?
Lots of bars aren’t bars are not paying attention to that rule.
jesus
Not a PA resident, but I believe breweries and the like are exempt.
How about the bar you’re in right now?
Zing!
Sad thing is I’m home watching football.
So, still drinking, right?
Well sure lol
I like the way the bartender in this drawing from the Raines article is pouring beer.
There’s too much liquid for either of those glasses to hold individually. That’s a mess in the making.
I believe he’s mixing a cocktail. That looks like the same picture referenced in this video about the Blue Blazer.
And that poor guy’s out of work right now. (At 12 second mark.)
You know you’ve always wanted to know.
I really didn’t.
And for you auto enthusiasts.
I like to go fast but that seems…excessive. I couldn’t see driving that on the street.
After todays activities we come home and N1 forgot her keys. So we got out my mini fire pit, never tried it, its 35, no wind and cloudy, this place rocks!
Tall
Cans!
https://photos.app.goo.gl/f6mQFMs7zwAZ9GAy7
*raises a glass* sal Skal!
Dermatologists say the 78-year-old Senate majority leader’s black-and-blue bruises and bandaged hands are likely a common condition called senile purpura.
Or his wife beats him.
My skin does that now, bump me I bruise, any harder I bleed, thin skin, age,
My cousin is on blood thinners after a bypass a number of years ago (in his 30s!) – he bruises unbelievably easily now.
I take an 81mg aspirin daily, for over 30 years now. The slightest bump on my hands and they look worse than Mc Connells. I’m left handed, the skin on the top of my left hand has permanently changed to a darker pigment. Those bumps don’t hurt, only make things look uglier. The skin is so thin that a small scrape will start bleeding.
Things could be worse. I could have the Biden curse.
Wow. I was completely unaware this is a thing.
I guess I ain’t seen nothing yet at 51.
It’s an anticoagulant. So you bleed more, even when the bleed is under the skin.
And I just realized how stupid I was… the plebotomist messed up drawing blood, so there was a nasty bruise in the area. And I went and kept taking apsirin for the pain, wondering why the cruise took so long to go away.
You’ll see a lot of older folks that have multiple bruises like that, from the constant blood testing or intravenous injections. McConnell is not exempt.
Now that I think of it, I did exit the hospital recently with all kinds of bruises but I was on IV for days – one of them in particular was brutal, potassium, I think – plus a couple dozen other stabs so I didn’t think anything of it. Not having a baseline to compare it with.
UnCiv, this is why you don’t do drugs.
Didn’t you ever have DARE?
If you prick us, do we not bleed?
If you tickle us, do we not laugh?
What sort of wierdo are you? You’d probably get off on that.
Maybe ask some (((other))) people. That question was asked some time back, when I was a kid.
KAHHHHN!
A few months later, Bormann was forced to confess to his wife, Gerda, that he’d fallen “madly in love” with his mistress. Gerda, instead of being stung, had a novel solution. Why not establish a polygamous household together?
I could have a blonde and a brunette…
On second thought, I don’t need two women syncing up and lashing out at me during a particular period every month.
Met an Iraqi ma who had three wives. His advice was if you planned to have two wives, you will necessarily need a third. Otherwise YOU are the peacemaker,
That has mission creep written all over it.
I don’t want to joke about it. We might have bombed his house for all I know.
That… actually makes a kind of sense.
My fiancee and I are good friends with my last two exes. And I have a type…
There are times when I feel definitely outnumbered.
…and 2 MILs, go for it, be a martyr, for the cause… I’m guessing there might be a few contributions locally, if you run into a shortfall…
Go to hell, you tyrannical cunte.
“Well, if people are not wearing masks, then maybe we should be mandating it,” Fauci told CNN’s Erin Burnett Friday.
Go ahead punk. Make my day.
He’s chosen a side in the presidential election it seems.
I think generally people are ‘accepting’ of local edicts…a federal one not so much. Then again I thought we would push back on arbitrary restrictions.
But will she dress up as a sexy witch?
First lady Melania Trump announced Friday that the fourth annual Halloween at the White House celebration would take place on Sunday.
In this spooky celebration, the White House grounds will open up to costumed trick-or-treaters, specifically those from families of frontline workers, military families, and local schoolchildren with their parents, according to a press release from the White House.
I think she should do a covid protester with only a mask on, but thats me.
I like the way you think.
specifically those from families of frontline workers, military families
Fuck this. I’m sick of being told I’m a second-class worker because I don’t engage in rightwork.
Fine.
You’re a third class worker.
So, not essential and not a hero. Learn coding or something. I will thank you for your service in advance.
I’m a backline worker, ifyouknowwhatImean.
SuPErSpREaDEr!
I would pay good money to see her in a sexy witch outfit.
The company is currently planning to produce 100 Tuatara hypercars to sell to customers.
They set the production car record with a car they plan on producing, shouldn’t the car have to be available to the public for it to be a “production car”?
In these not normal times, some things continue and become tradition.
Link for the Friday/Saturday Zoom/Happy Hour/Drunken chats and ramblings/TV destruction vehicle. I’ll kick it off at 20:00 Eastern (and tonight I hope to start the correct meeting).
Thanks Neph
Thanks Neph. I’ll be there, but probably later.
“We have put together I think the most extensive and inclusive voter fraud organization in the history of American politics.”
I’m beginning to think this guy’s not all there.
lol I second that.
Maybe he’s just the most honest candidate ever.
Anyone got more than the 24 second clip? I’m willing to eat my hat if he isn’t referring to voter fraud prevention and the full context will make that glaringly obvious. But yes lets “very fine people” Biden. Turn-about being fair play and damn consistency and whatnot.
I think the point is that he will read whatever they give him to read. It was probably a typo.
I thought the point was that he to admitted voter fraud, you know like you asserted below.
Jesus Christ what’s your problem?
Its Hype, its what he do and we love him for it.
Speak for yourself
I do. Thanks for noticing?
We do?
Depends on who you ask, but It’s probably some combination of a complete lack of ambition, far too much drinking, and crippling self loathing.
I resemble that remark.
*nods, refills glass*
Transcript of the interview. He’s a rambling, babbling ass, but you may be right.
Republicans are doing everything they can to make it harder for people to vote
How Joe?
Yeah, right.
Go fuck yourself, racist Joe.
I sincerely doubt Joe would be in a position to know about an organization within the Democratic party dedicated to committing election fraud. The whole idea is to have fraud or unethical behavior buried down a few levels. There are never any orders, or direct instructions to commit fraud. That stuff disappears as you get to the top. It may be encouraged or expected, but the leaders sure as hell don’t want to know about any fraud going on now.
They may know all about the fraud that occurred as they were making their way up–certainly, because they were likely to have been the ones committing it in the past. But now? Nope.
It’s all about plausible deniability. It happens in the corporate world, and it happens in the government world. The underlings are expected to do whatever it takes to get shit done, and to take the fall if it goes sour. The potential reward is they eventually get a chance at being top dog, if they are good enough to not get caught, and to deliver results on the way up.
Good analogy. My cocksucker of a boss at a big bank, that has the same name in reverse as an 80s WR, never put anything in writing/email until the day I was presented with a performance review full of lies that couldn’t disprove.
Look, do it, I just don’t want to know about it, OK?
yup. Just get it done!
Your boss’s name is Ecir YrreJ?
This is about how I imagine it works.
Thanks for writing it up.
We have over a thousand lawyers, over a thousand of them answering the phone.
You know how they staff these phone banks? By hitting up companies like mine, pretending to be non-partisan. I know more than a few who volunteered for this project.
The equivalent to what you’re saying would be if Trump said “Nazis are fine people”.
The phrasing that wouldn’t be problematical would be “anti-fraud”. Which he didn’t say. So, the smart play is to run hit piece clips showing Biden saying the actual phrasing, along with other problematical phrasing clips, a few days before Nov 3rd, and make Biden try to walk back what he actually said.
Nobody would cover it anyway so it really doesn’t matter. I just thought it was funny that he read/said that and didn’t even pause to correct himself. He’s not there.
Since the MSM won’t cover it, Trump should cover it by paying for the clips to run. Which leaves Team Blue forced to answer it, or take the hit by losing voters who have a WTF moment watching the clips.
Well…thats gonna leave a mark when the ballot counting lawsuits start.
For context… or something:
Dan Pfeiffer: One final question for you, Mr. Vice President. This interview is going to come out
tomorrow, which is early vote day. And so I’m going to ask you a two part question, which is what I think
President Obama used to call pulling a Chuck Todd. So part part one: what’s your message to the folks
who have not yet voted or do not yet have a plan to vote? And, part two, for the folks who have already
voted, the 50 million Americans who’ve already voted, what can they do over the last 10 days to help
make sure that you’re the next United States?
Joe Biden: Well, first of all, you know, what really rankles my opponent is I say that the thing that
bothers them most is he’s not a patch on Barack’s jeans. I mean, Barack is one hell of a president. And I
tell you what, man, what an honor it was, I think you guys believe it, too, to serve with him. An
incredible honor. And I’m not being solicitous. I really mean that. He had more integrity in his little
finger, than most people have in their whole body. And he had a backbone, like a ramrod, has one. But
one of the things that I think is most important is those who haven’t voted yet. First of all, go to
iwillvote.com to make a plan. Exactly how you’re going to vote, where you’re going to vote, when you’re
going to vote. Because it can get complicated. Because the Republicans are doing everything they can to
make it harder for people to vote. Particularly people of color to vote. So go to iwillvote.com. Secondly,
we’re in a situation where we have put together, and you guys did it for President Obama’s
administration before this, we have put together, I think, the most extensive and inclusive voter fraud
organization in the history of American politics. What the president is trying to do is discourage people
from voting by implying that their vote won’t be counted. It can’t be counted. We’re going to challenge
it and all these things. If enough people vote, it’s going to overwhelm the system. You see what’s
happening now. You guys know it as well as I do. You see the long, long lines in early voting. You see the
millions of people have already cast a ballot. And so, don’t be intimidated. If, in fact, you have any
problem, go to and I don’t have the number, but it’s 833-DEM-VOTE. The letters D-E-M-V-O-T-E. Call that
number. We have over a thousand lawyers, over a thousand of them answering the phone. If you think
there’s any challenge to your voting, go to 833-DEM-VOTE. Dial those letters on your phone that will get
you the assistance that we have already put in place.
“Dan Pfeiffer: One final question for you, Mr. Vice President.”
Huh. That’s weird. I thought that Mike Pence is vice president and Biden is running for Senate? I can’t keep up.
I find the lifetime title annoying.
Not that I checked, but do they refer to him as “Vice President Cheney” these days, or is it back to just “Mr. Cheney”? “Vice President Quayle”?
“former”.
Ron Burgundy strikes again (wherein Biden admits to voter fraud)
https://mobile.twitter.com/magajcs/status/1320125850189287424?prefetchtimestamp=1603579229843
And then drugs fell out of Biden’s ass.
I’m Joe Biden and I support this message?
Moab is about a day’s drive so we often stay there on the way back and forth to Montana. We’ve discovered a great little place to eat called The Moab Grille.
Their menu offers up this tidbit:
It takes so long to get to Utah from here.
Ok, which one of you is this?
So today is the start of Cleveland Beer Week. This year is… not good for it. They were offering up a mix 12 pack of participating breweries, which wound up with a bunch of standard (and easily findable) beers that broke down to $5 a can with home delivery. Sunday was traditionally one of the most looked forward to events with a donut and beer pairing menu at a local place. At least there are some events still going on, and some specialty beers being released (I’ll be looking for them next time I’m at the store).
On Tuesday, the Ohio Craft Beer Association is doing Ohio Pint Day with a pretty nice glass available (which is state wide).
Im trying Dead Guy Ale. Not bad..not my normal cup o tea but it will do pig.
I don’t drink much beer these days, but I’m a big fan of Dead Guy.
Not my favorite, but I’m also not a big fan of Rogue brewing. They’ve got a couple of good beers, but they keep renaming beers and putting them back out there. They also use the same (Pacman) yeast for all of their beers.
Currently on a tripel from a local brewery that I’m in the delivery range for, and this was their secret “beer of the month”. For $6 a 6 pack, I can drink the hell out of this.
I’m planning on making it up to the Troeg’s pop up bar and potentially the Abita one (not because I’m a big fan of Abita beer, but I really like the Bourbon Street Barrel Room’s food).
Have you had Troeg’s Java Stout? I liked it. In fact, Troeg’s hasn’t struck out with me for a long time, all their offerings are quality.
I have, I’m a big fan of it. I’m hoping for some of the Mad Elf variants to be on tap (which will mean I’ll need to get someone else to drive). Christmas Ales are a big deal here in Cleveland due to the legacy of Great Lakes (which is canning their Christmas Ale for the first time this year).
Of course, the one with my favorite name is from Saucy: Three Hos.
When I was working on my instrument rating, I flew up to Burke Lakefront with my instructor, and we took a cab to Great Lakes. It was Dec 23, and the place was packed. The most excruciating 3 hours waiting for a table, waiting for food, and not being able to drink any beer! We stocked up at the gift shop before leaving. That year, it was really difficult to get the GL Christmas Ale (which is awesome) in PA, so I bought 2 six packs (the limit) and flew them home.
Depending on how long ago that was, that whole area has changed for the better. There’s now a dozen breweries within a mile of Great Lakes (and four closer to Burke now, including one of my favorites).
Here in the suburbs even the hole in the wall pubs get a keg of Christmas Ale at a minimum every year. It also usually means it’s the most dangerous night to be on the road as all of the people switch from Dortmunder Gold, Bud, Miller, or Yuengling to a 7.5% spiced ale.
I’ll definitely have to check out the ones near Burke. I was up there in 2014 I think. Still can’t drink when flying but it’ll make a cool fly-out destination, and there’s a baggage compartment for a reason!
db:
Let me know, I’ll gladly pick up a round. Right near there is also Masthead (solid brewery, if a bit overpriced), Southern Tier (same owner as Victory and Sixpoint), Hofbrauhaus (big overpriced chain), and Butcher and Brewer (good meat based food and beer).
Do it.
I would rather they focus on defunding our overseas adventures. These are distractions.
Baby steps.
I’ve been hearing this defund the NPR my entire life, my cynical side says they ackshually want them around so they can fund raise/campaign on it’s existence every four years. Like the NRA ackshually liking when the left pushes gun control BS because it boosts their fundraising/membership.
this
*ding ding ding* its a talking point, a fundraiser, and nothing more.
How much of their funding actually comes from the Fed Gov? I tried to look it up once and just got a bunch of propaganda from both sides. Obviously I think the number should be 0.
I think a bit less than half.
TW ZH but a good read I thought overall….best part of the article: “The way forward out of these extraordinarily challenging times is not by taking the path of Big Government but rather to expand individual opportunity.”
https://www.zerohedge.com/political/latino-business-owner-election-not-about-donald-trump
Stupid rental car company meets stupid governor’s mandate:
We return the rental car. As we enter the long line to board the shuttle, we see the shuttle warning sign, saying you need to arrive there 3 hours before your flight, because the shuttles are running slowly because have to be at only 50% capacity.
Warning people who can’t time travel back.
And the rental company has four shuttle buses, two of which are sitting there unused, because apparently they don’t have drivers for them.
And so people wait a long time in the cold, standing maybe a foot apart, conspicuously not antisocial distancing, to board the half capacity buses.
Which were running at 100% occupancy three days ago when we arrived.
/fuckcoloradosgovernor
That was a great state when I lived there in the 90s, before it got Californiaed.
California was great before it was Californiaed
https://www.wfmz.com/news/area/lehighvalley/sources-president-trump-to-visit-lehigh-valley-monday/article_6028926a-164a-11eb-8014-43eeb65996c5.html
No Perkasie ra!ly. ?
I’m going to have to move again in a couple of years. I am not enjoying living in a swing state.
Pick up your pistol?
Hopefully Monday. Still waiting on the background check. Do the people who do them to work on the weekends?
*not
They work weekends.
Then I am getting concerned.
I wouldn’t worry.
The ammo and training makes for a sweet package.
Want to buy a house in NJ? Your vote will be meaningless in any state wide election.
nice.
the polar vortex has once again missed Southwest Idaho and gone where it belongs. Montana.”
No shit. Our little town averages about 29” of snow a year. Last night we got 20”. Below zero American tomorrow morning. It’s only October.
Greta, you lied to me.
You don’t understand global climate change. If it gets warmer — it is because of global climate change. If it gets colder — it is because of global climate change. If the temperature stays the same — it is because of global climate change. Same for precipitation, wind, tornadoes, hurricanes, earthquakes, meteor strikes — everything happens because of global climate change.
Same as it ever did. We just used the term “weather” back in the day.
Everything proves it, and nothing disproves it.
Starts raining at the Richmond game. A bunch of ‘tards are still wearing their masks, which was already stupid because they are outside in a largely empty stadium with ample room from unnecessary
socialphysical distancing. Miss me with that nonsense.fromfor*We all knew the difference…preference v. orientation.
But the largest mouth complaing ACB used the hatred language is unacceptable but lets look at context with Biden.
https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2020/10/24/sen-hirono-refuses-to-ask-joe-biden-to-apologize-for-saying-sexual-preference/
Yeah, pretty good article. ZH can be alright if you avoid the comment section.
Whoops, responded in the wrong place.
Love it. Glad someone called her out on her bullshit.
The notorious gay hating gay magazine “The Advocate” routinely uses the term preference.
Oh and I am sorry to the universe, the planet, the continent, to the USA, and most especially to the Glibertariat, that that racist and sexist POS was elected as a US Senator by the people of Hawaii. If it is any sad compensation, even the people who voted for her don’t consider her a sentient life form- she was the the name with a (D) after it on the ballot.
If it’s anything like NY, she carefully placates the bickering coalition that the Dems have controlled for decades with promises of free shit and identity claptrap.
It’s a race to the bottom
Plus Japanese name and sad story. My husband’s family there ate that shit up with a spoon.
Hiya Spud!
The ‘hypercar’ is cool and all, but I’d rather have one of these.
Sublime beats straight line speed any day!
Wasn’t very long ago that 200 mph was unheard of. 300 is just bugfuck nuts.
Good on ‘em, I say.
Yep! Engineering is cool.
But style never dies.
A blue Ferrari??
Got a polling call today. I picked it up to see what is was about. The prerecorded speech was so distorted that I hung up aggravated.
It was the Quinnipiac people.
I don’t answer the phone if it’s a number I don’t now. If I get a text I respond “Fuck off” even though I know nobody sees my text.
Caller ID said Quinnipiac poll. I was curious.
Oh really? I’ve never gotten anything like that.
It was a sad first for me. I wanted to participate .
(No Bro joke). “You do you.”
“ BREAKING: China’s GTV Releases Videos of Hunter Biden Sex Tapes while Smoking Crack”
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2020/10/go-chinas-gtv-releases-videos-hunter-biden-sex-tapes-smoking-crack/
I assume because they released it publicly she’s of age so I don’t care but here y’all go.
So what’s China’s game in that move? I get that there’s not a lot more they’ll get out of that asset as things stand, but what do they gain from this?
Yeah I mean China has to want Biden more than Trump.
It’s a Taiwanese group with a possible Bannon connection according to some of the comments there.
While I am of the mind that the ROC has a greater claim to being the legitimate China, if it is in fact from Taiwan, that needs to be clear, as unmodified, ‘China’ more often refers to the PRC these days.
What’s the commenter’s source?
Okay, after some searches, I can fin GTV as Taiwan. But my previous remark on clarity stands.
I agree, I was thinking big China myself at first.
Comments say it’s Taiwan doing this against China. I dunno.
That would make more sense. Which means the entire world has Hunter dirt.
odds and ends
If Joe Biden was a late night infomercial, his part would be black and white with a big red X on top of it. There are mattresses with better memories than Biden.
The oldest gold medal Olympian practiced that most Glib of sports:
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Oscar Gomer Swahn (20 October 1847 – 1 May 1927) was a Swedish shooter who competed at three Olympic games and won six medals, including three gold. Swahn holds records as the oldest Olympian at the time of competition, the oldest person to win gold, and the oldest person to win an Olympic medal.
Biography
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At 64 years and 258 days of age, he became the oldest gold medallist ever, a record he still holds.
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The origin of corn-fed cows
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The single-grain experiment was an experiment carried out at the University of Wisconsin–Madison from May 1907 to 1911. The experiment tested if cows could survive on a single type of grain. The experiment would lead to the development of modern nutritional science.
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In 1908, it was shown that the corn-fed animals were the most healthy of the group while the wheat-fed groups were the least healthy. All four groups bred during that year with the corn-fed calves being the healthiest while the wheat and mixed-fed calves were stillborn or later died. Similar results were found in 1909. In 1910, the corn-fed cows had their diets switched to wheat and the non-corn-fed cows were fed corn. This produced unhealthy calves for the formerly corn-fed cows while the remaining cows produced healthy calves.
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Hibernating bears are able to recycle their proteins and urine, allowing them to stop urinating for months and to avoid muscle atrophy. They stay hydrated with the metabolic fat that is produced in sufficient quantities that satisfy the water needs of the bear. They also do not eat or drink while hibernating and live off of their fat storage. Despite long-term inactivity and lack of food intake, hibernating bears are believed to maintain their bone mass and do not suffer from osteoporosis.
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Ah, so they don’t need to pee when they wake like Austin Powers after being unfrozen.
I rode my exercise bike 73 miles in 4 hours on max resistance last night. I wanted to do 100, but figured that would be overdoing it. Burned 2085 calories.
My car broke down today. Tried to jump start, no luck. Might be the fuel pump. The time has come to buy a Subaru Outback and transform it into my Hermitmobile.
Look into an FJ Cruiser. They are built like bank vaults, have serious off road capability, you can sleep in the back, etc. There’s a good aftermarket for mods and whatnot, too.
I have two, so I might be a trifle biased.
Nobody needs 2 FJ Cruisers!
I’m miserable in that last FJ, and I think Derp is also over 6′
Yeah, seats and visibility are the weak points.
Mrs. Dean’s is yellow. Yes, it has a Tonka sticker.
Also a supercharger, lifts, etc. etc. People driving Jaguars, AMGs, and M series ooh and aah over it.
RC Dean – frat boy.
There is a woman at work that drives a bright yellow FJ Cruiser. The vanity plate is TONKA.
I want to party with her.
First time I ever wished I was a bear.
You;re a trucking beast. Though I dunno what max resistance means.
Max resistance means it’s as hard as possible to pedal. Simulates hills. It uses magnetic resistance.
Also, I’m 5’4, so no need for a super long cargo bed. I’m the Terminator equivalent of a Geo Metro.
I would have replied sooner, but I had to walk a few miles for provisions. Fortunately, I got a ride back. Tillamook honey glazed jerky is the best.
And for no reason at all, my list of media talking points about Trump
-called Mexicans rapists
-said neo Nazis are very fine people
-mocked a disabled reporter
-said Haiti was a shit hole country
-wanted to nuke a hurricane
-called dead soldiers suckers
Over and over.
Volvo 240 wagon. Manual.
Brown
Fall is fading, the polar vortex has once again missed Southwest Idaho and gone where it belongs. Montana.
I hope my goddam pipes haven’t frozen.
Have you tried thermal underwear?
I finally got in the house, we had sloppy sloppy joes for dinner, they paired great with this,
https://photos.app.goo.gl/mesWwaZnnH2CBf339
Aphrodisiac, chocolate and pomegranate stout,
10 % Abv, amazing, the food sucked
The sloppy joes were great, the lunch at the brewery sucked
No matter how kind your children are, German children are kinder.
Keep ’em outta the garten
I was in the garten when my best friend Wolfgang told me that little Matilda wants to pee on us. I was traumatized and that’s when I started drinking the German beer.
It’s why Germany has so many 6 year old alcoholics.
Ich sehe, was du gemacht hast.
Ich sah es nicht… bin Dummkopf.
To be fair, he failed to capitalize »Kinder«.
mein Gott !
* faints dead away *
Genau.
Fun German fact: gebildet means well-rounded and angebildet means arrogant. What a difference 2 letters makes. In German, bilden means to form conceptually rather than physically, as in a Bildungsroman, a coming-of-age novel.
So I guess gebildet could be translated as fully-formed whereas angebildet is more like over-formed.
commodious spittoon is a confirmed dad-jokester.
Florida MAN!
Worst paragraphs from the article:
FFS, I was clicking on the headline to hear about someone getting beaten with a pumpkin.
10% or more of women? Bullshit.
I like the phrase “shadow pandemic” but it should be used for real harm done in the name of fighting the pandemic.
Dog whistle?
Thank you who ever recommended the Ken Onion Knife Sharpener! Used today for the first time. Still learning with the thing but first results appear to not be too bad. Acid test later tonight.
Is that the bottom of a coffee cup? Works great for my $10 santoku. I cna get it crazy sharp doing that.
You’re welcome. It’s a serious piece of equipment. It can take some metal off, no question.
I need tot touch up the kitchen knives. Thanks for the reminder.
Come on. Is fun illegal now?
[…]
Alright, fuck him then lol.
Looks under Categories for sushi, fire chief…
Halloween costumes?
“Come on. Is fun illegal now?”
Not exactly, but it’s been cancelled.
I’m going to get whiplash if posting jumps to the top of that page like that again.
Sporting goods store had one box left of 5.56 (150 round box) today. Last week it was Federal 9mm. ABC always be collecting.
I put some bullets downrange today with my GF and another Glib.
Pew! Pew! Pew!
It was a great day.
Jelly,
/gunless glib
with my GF and another Glib
Fake news. There are no female libertarians.
Hm… *checks supply* … I am lacking in the ammo department. *rummages through safe* … and I have a 5.56 mag that is not loaded**. How the hell did that happen?
**or I would have before the tragic boating accident.
That is just a good wife.
Gay.
Also gay.
Cuck, though Hitler sounds like a bro.
I once knew a woman (now dead, sadly) who grew up in Munich and whose mother was a personal friend of Eva Braun (went to a convent school with her or something). Mom and Eva used to get together for tea and such in Munich and Eva dished on what Adolph (or “Wolf” as she called him) was like in bed.
A story for another time.
You can’t leave that kind of cliff hanger.
Some time when we are all more sober. Let’s just say Wolf was a bit of a cuck himself.
Don’t make me dox you and get this story at gunpoint.
Tease.
I think that is just called dying. This is why old people smell weird (like death).
Or possibly even dyeing.
Been listening to the free audiobook (librevox) of The Wealth of Nations. God damn is it good.
Every child should read it- Smith has a proper reverence for capital when he compares it to a bequest to a religious order. Listened to that section 3 times.
Definitely put an hour aside to watch “The Real Adam Smith” by Johan Norberg.
And thanks for the audiobook recommendation.
(The Teal Adam Smith is on Amazon)
GAH!
I got it. 😉
Join the zoom.
This?
‘The progress of the world in the last 250 years has been explosive’.
Don’t worry, we’re working tirelessly on grinding that to a halt and reversing it. /The left
I’m off to work so I can have a (shameless) reason to enjoy those succulent 6:15 am beers.
I do miss the weekend Zoom Call.
In other words, nothing in Progressivism has changed in over a century.
No, it has. They stopped calling themselves communists.
Tim Raines is one of the most underrated players of all time
Yep. He was the second greatest leadoff hitter of all time, but had the misfortune to come up at EXACTLY the same time as the greatest. If he hadn’t spent his entire career in Rickey Henderson’s shadow, his reputation would be much greater than it is.
So should I break out the credit card and buy this CZ Shadow 2 Optics Ready model?
https://www.gunbroker.com/item/881892851
I mean, It’ll be $2500 by the time I have it set up how I like it…
If you make it all scary with things that go up, Beta will have to take it.
No; you should just send me the money.
Wow, that’s a great idea! Why didn’t I think of that? Yeah, just give me your address and I’ll drop some cash in the mail.
Send me your account info and I’ll make sure Ted’s gets it.
I think I’m going to have to get a optic ready PPQ.
Women who embrace a twisted ideology, marry men with the same twisted ideology, and have twisted sex lives!?! Whodathunkit.
What if I kill a whole bunch of jews, THEN can we have a threesome?
You’re not job hunting are you? Because those are some damning electrons you just threw out there.
I assumed Mr. I Dated A Pornstar has already had a threesome or three.
I forgot nobody reads the links.
(((I))) got it.
Ayn Rand had a twisted sex life, so…
Sorry I disappeared mid-thread. Dinner time.
I was thinking, sometimes I’m not in the mood for zoom but would like “live” Glibs banter.
A chat room would be perfect. Anybody else who might be interested?
db is killing it in the chat…
sorta?
Sorry, chatrooms are the worst, but you don’t have to be on video for all these pervs. 😉
Sadly they’re talking about superman fucking right now, so there isn’t many good things I can say.
There’s the Discord for that as well. I think I may still have a link to it somewhere.
You can just listen to a bunch of neckbeards drinking.
Also they’re all 100 years old.
As attractive as that sounds, I think I’ll bing watch some Burn Notice instead.
Someone is a sloppy drunk. ?
Like so
LOL
Wow. How long did it take to sober Orson up?
Related – https://youtu.be/Oh3BTbb9hCQ
I miss IRC.
I still use it daily, albeit for work
Anyone old enough to remember WBS?
the ammo apocalypse
Suppose that for some reason, ammo becomes very scarce. What would be the best course of action? Learn to reload ammo beforehand? Powder and shot making? Archery? Air guns?
This airgun can shatter a concrete block
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tdvsv6cRacU
fun fact: the Army made arrow heads for the Green Berets.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMK3y1wIrfs
Primers seem to be the first reloading component to disappear.
I figure any real survivalist should have a brace of Colt 1860 Armys, bullet molds, and about 5,000 caps. Some practice making black powder would be a good idea too – either know a good, local, natural source for sulfur or stock up on that too.
In an apocalyptic scenario it would be best to have an effective handgun which uses “renewable” ammo for your everyday, onesey-twosey, opportunistic threats and save your military grade stuff for big threats.
fun fact: the Army made arrow heads for the Green Berets.
As shown in the documentary, “Rambo”
The usual problem with air guns is the seals which are generally some plastic/nylon/polycarb and wear and/or age poorly. In many cases even if you stock up on replacements those will age whether used or not. With some materials you may be able to fabricate replacements but that’s a pretty big “if”.
If all the big ammo plants shut down, I can imagine a power struggle to control sources for black powder. Depending how much of the world economy collapses, there could even be a return to something like a flintlock. Or maybe some kind of weird hybrid like using a 9 volt battery and steel wool to make a spark.
If it’s to that point, either raiding already manufactured ammunition or reusable weapons.
Black powder used to be made by people out in the sticks. You just need a natural source of sulfur. Charcoal and saltpeter are man made.
Ignition sources – possibly something like a spark plug (smaller scale) with a battery in the buttstock.
“the Army made arrow heads for the Green Berets”
The Army made them.
That prompted the image in my head of a classroom full of E-1 through E-3 soldiers sitting around being taught how to knap flint arrowheads, each with two rocks, by some E-6 who barely has a clue what the TM he’s reading to them is trying to explain.
the image in my head of a classroom full of E-1 through E-3 soldiers sitting around being taught … by some E-6 who barely has a clue what the TM he’s reading to them is trying to explain.
Whoa! This takes me back to many a block of instruction.
MA-3 is the official term.
During an FTX, one of the pins that holds the upper and lower together fell out of my buddy’s ancient M16, so I found a twig the right size and shoved it in there. My Fred Flintstone repair held long enough. I don’t know if the pin was ever found. I presume that the hole had widened after the pin being put in and taken out countless times. Probably would need a slightly thicker pin for a snug fit.
audiobook of Nikola Tesla’s My Inventions
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lI6cgH3sVE4
3 hr run time
You are a Tesla fan?
For you, then!
NDs can happen to anyone.
https://www.reddit.com/r/tacticalgear/comments/jfd8el/take_your_ifak_seriously_it_will_come_in_handy/
Good reminder about a number of things.
It’s only 11:30. Where you old bitches at?
Zoom you fucking boomer.
https://collider.com/baldurs-gate-3-review/
” It’s meticulous to a fault and difficult to learn, requires half-a-fortune in books, figures, and other materials and has long had a problem with racial essentialism. “
I played through Baldur’s Gate 2 with my roommate in college. I was a dwarf. It was great. Finally, I got to live out my fantasy of being a short bearded guy.
I launched many a smoke powder bolt at my foes.
Just before that
Wow three whole years huh ok then.
tldr version of the review:
“waah the game won’t let me play an obese genderqueer orc paladin of color. B-“
?SJWs ruin everything.
Collider’s turned into such garbage. I don’t know if it was ever that great – always a little too much nerd reverence IIRC, but I don’t think I’ve seen a link from them in the last few years that wasn’t just click-bait trash written by morons.
Ooh, this looks promising
How to Live Happily in a SUV on $250 a Month
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1MKpQW5SFQ
I thought you were at the DLI? Did I miss events?
I graduated from there 3 years ago, man. Coming up on 5 years in the Army. 1 year left on my first enlistment. I want to re-up, but they keep giving me reasons not to. Maybe go back to DLI? Chinese would be a fun challenge.
the pros and cons of re-enlistment, dramatically illustrated: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cx68nNy9WPk
Just doing a little research for my future nomadic lifestyle. Nomad comes from a Greek word that means to roam in search of pasture. Sounds fun! Maybe I’ll find the Big Rock Candy Mountains.
3 years? Damn, tempus fugit.
I’ve had idle daydreams of getting a sweet Class B RV (i.e., one of the Sprinter conversions) and hitting the road. Don’t think the wife would be down with that.
More thank you’s to Glibs- the Anova vacuum sealer is working great. Much better than filling ziploc freezer bags.
Way to hand the shitty ass Rays a win, Dodgers. Fucking chokers. How the hell does Jansen give up a hit to THAT fucking guy?
Jansen was spotty when he played for the Jays years ago. He used to get lit up on the regular as I recall.
Derpy’s Disappointing Dates
I’ve decided to make a hall of shame of the worst online dating profiles. The reigning champion is a fat, rainbow-haired single mom who describes herself as “curvy and sarcastic”. They all say they’re sarcastic for some reason. Maybe there was sarcasm pandemic years ago. The runner up has herpes. 3rd place is a nose-ringed, rainbow-haired single mom. Honorable mention to the fat swinger couple looking for a devil’s 3 some.
I think the most depressing one I ever saw was a gal who simply said she was pregnant and needed money for a crib. And then there was the shemale with a 5 o’clock shadow complaining about Trump.
An abyss of endless sorrow, it is.
That could be Spot the Not worthy.
Capital idea, but I think I gave most of it away just now.
I could always do more research. Was it online dating that numbed me to derp or derp that numbed me to online dating?
So many questions…
Some questions are best left unanswered
When I visit my parents for Thanksgiving I’m going to show them the pics Red Dragon style.
DO YOU SEE?!
Do you see?
I love that episode, especially the crime lab montage.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoflF7-BrTs
And the psychic battle:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22Tj_l4PcPs
The best montage
Good God Man! Go to a tavern and wait until last call at least. That is fucking horrifying. Did you reply? 🙂
Yeah, I’ve tried that too. I’ve been the last guy out of a bar about a dozen times. The closest I got was a conversation about architecture with a decent-looking gal right before closing time. I name-dropped Le Corbusier and she seemed impressed. Unfortunately, I’m pretty sure she was a girlfriend of one of the bartenders. Oh well. I tried.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Oh yeah, the Army banned us from bars because of Wu Ping Cough. Whatever, I’m trying to keep my booze-free streak going. 50 days and counting! Yay me.
I’ll date pretty much anybody. The most surreal moment was being told by a fat, pink-mohawked, nose-ringed, heavily in debt gal who lived with her mom that she didn’t want to settle. Ho-kay then.
Another time, the gal was pretty, gave me a bag of candy at the end of the date, texted me back first afterward, but for some reason, I couldn’t get her to go on another one.
My last date was in August. She seemed nice but gave me the thumbs down. Also living with parents, also in debt, also in late 20s with no degree. But I guess I’m just not good enough for them.
Better alone than with bad company.
Don’t settle. Settle in! Do you do any kind of co-ed activity like softball or bowling? DEG likes to swing dance. Maybe some sort of charity work? Lot’s of ladies with big hearts and big asses involved with that and nary a mohawk to be found!
I did Peace Corps 13 years ago. Dated a gal who also did that once. I give blood often because I’m type O and I know it goes to wounded soldiers. Or at least it’s supposed to.
I dated a girl from Zimbabwe. We had a connection because it turns out some Swahili words are pretty close to Shona, the main language in Zimbabwe.
Zimbabwe is a garbling of nzimba dza mabwe, houses of stone. The same phrase in Swahili is nyumba za mawe.
Zombie is a garbling of the Lingala word nzombe, which refers to a person forced to work fields at night by the spell of a witch-doctor. They awake very tired and with no memory of it. Sort of like a combo of slavery and date rape.
And now you know.
I’ve got to believe you are fishing in the wrong pond. I was never a ladies man. I had plenty of bad dates. At some point I just decided I wasn’t going to settle. I upped my standards and stopped taking shit from prospective dates. Things mostly went better after that.
I’ve dated about 50 different women, almost all of them I met through online dating and all my girlfriends I met online as well.
Bars and nightclubs don’t seem to work unless you’re tall, good-looking, and/or extroverted. I’ve been out of school for a while and I don’t go to church, so those are out. The gender ratio in the military is not favorable, but there’s a slim chance.
Although I’d like to get the pension, the Army hassles are on the rise. I can get out in a year and then move on to Wyoming. That’s where I want to be anyway.
I tried a gun owner dating site, but the interface was practically useless. Maybe it’s time for Farmers Only.com?
If you want to punt on active duty keep the Army Reserve and National Guard on your radar. The money is pretty good for time spent. Plus you get to keep commissary/PX privileges’ and the reserve TRICARE rates are hard to beat.
Now that we aren’t mobilizing people like crazy the odds of spending a year in Upper Shitstain have come way way down.
Based on when you came in, I’m doubtful whether you’d even be eligible for 50/50 – but guard reserves still pay put when you hit 60 (my current plan).
Otherwise, make sure you max out the matching TSP BRS funds.
And he’ll, if you feel like it try what I did and go OCS in a different service. AF has stupid GPA reqs but Navy doesn’t care.
Just opened a series of e-mails from Head Office and one of them was instituting a mask mandate. Texted my “Supervisor” that I will be ignoring any future correspondence from “Ayo”. Fuck you. I wear a mask when needed for really dusty jobs, not so the HR department can check me off a list.
Thermometers were passed out so we can take our own temperature daily. I asked my boss if I was getting a sippy cup as well.
Anal?
Uh, no just oral.
Funny about that. I got a contactless one (because I don’t feel like worrying about cleaning the oral one every day) and one of the selling points was I didn’t have to undress to us it.
Wait……you are supposed to clean them?
Oral or rectal?
Man. Sick minds think alike.
This day has been the shit but at least there was one win.
No love for armpit temperatures?
You’ll wear your face-diaper and you’ll like it.
No. No I will not.
Festus already goes commando below the waistline, sunshine.
If it ain’t Toobin, it ain’t worth the Lubin’.
They also wanted a list of all the equipment on-site. Oopsie! Guess who just lost the contract for Canada Post?
Guess who just lost the contract for Canada Post?
Themselves?
Yep. They are the third company that I’ve worked for at these sites. I really don’t need this disruption right now. I have a handshake deal with the existing contractor so that I was able to work at day rate rather than hourly but in turn I had to join the union. I’m a leetle skeert for the future…
Was trying to make a postal joke that Canada Post lost their own contract and screwed it up.
I need more whisky.
Why? What’s that got to do with your job?
Parent Company taking inventory of assets. Sorry if I wasn’t clear. It took me about twenty minutes to feature but I’m dull and a little tipsy.
If existing contractor loses, the new one will 90% hire me on or conversely, replace me with two tiny Asian ladies. It’s all in my head so far but inventory of assets usually means bad shit coming down the pike.
Van Life – Woman Living in a Van for 3 Years to Save Money & Travel the World
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EupRH9K5y8
Looks fun! Down by the river!
I wanna be her lap-dog. I also want to lick that weird mole on her chin.
it does not, in fact, look at all fun. it looks uncomfortable,
That’s just because you’ve never lived with a semi-hot blonde, in a van, DOWN BY THE RIVER!
indeed I have never been a filthy hippie
Well, glibbies, it’s pedal time. Let’s see if I can go 100 miles tonight.
please rise for the insomniac anthem: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1sHO_cF0ck
I loved that show. I still miss it.
Yeah, back when comedy was allowed to be funny.
@Neph Heinlein
Hold me sexy avatar of Mojo, I’m skeert!
{{{Festus}}}
I appreciate the nipply hugs.
Almost 10% are currently broken.
The Planet is Burning and yet you have time for this?
That actually doesn’t surprise me. Their machines always seemed unreliable when I would eat there more often than I should.
I miss when their milkshakes were served in ordinary drink cups without whipped cream or extras.
The coyotes are singing again tonight. I wonder how many naked Honduran children are shivering upon their backs?
Camp Pendleton has been doing a lot of nighttime booms.
Whelp, just call me thread and job killer and be done with it.
Some of us have lives you know.
Not me. But some of us.
Good Night, Dynamite Lady!
Not dead yet.
It’s doopee time!
I dream of doopee!
I didn’t manage to stay awake for the Glibertarian Insitute Virtual Symposium on Drinking but I’m here now to insert a hot, steamy good morning into your day via the medium of [Post Comment]
Morning, sassenach! 😉
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vPzDTfIb0DU
?
https://mobile.twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/1320183457188880384
Yeah, Trump is behind in the polls. ?
Vote Biden if you want to wear a face mask until you die. ???
What’s a hardcore three month lockdown among friends, eh?
Montana’s dailey infection rate is up 500%
500%
No actual numbers given on the news, but 500%!!!!!!
Shut it all down. For the children.
I was flipping through the college football games and the two political ads I saw were:
A farmer telling me to vote Biden so he continue to force me to subsidize his farm that Trump allegedly destroyed; and
Grainy video telling me Biden and Harris are “fracking liars”.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ktTfFveufMs
For Derpy. You are scary smart. Don’t settle!
Who was the guy here the other day who was in a similar vein lamenting being from the island of misfit toys? Hugs to him.
https://www.pennlive.com/news/2020/10/murphy-extends-njs-coronavirus-public-health-emergency-another-30-days.html
It’s never going to end.
So, which of you sickos have watched the Hunger Biden doing drugs and having sex with hookers videos?
*sigh*
Hunter
Fricking autocorrect
Hunter
Stepfanie. ?
https://mobile.twitter.com/zerosum24/status/1320223415123480576
Looks like tar to me.
That Twatter considers that sensitive viewing material is really just pathetic.
So why are you folks adding an “e” to the end of cunt? Trying to be extra fancie?
Only a cod would ask about cuntes.
It is sophisticated you would not understand
Bruh, do you even chapter 18?
http://moriahjovan.com/talesofdunham/blog/grimme-and-brighde-chapter-18/
I prefer chapter 7 myself
https://www.masterofmalt.com/whiskies/chapter-7/highland-19-year-old-chapter-7-whisky/