With the coming of Fall, the weather changes, the leaves change… holy fuck, it’s still 107° out. Why do humans actually CHOOSE to live in this furnace? Well, other things are changing, much like my soiled adult diapers.

Speaking of diapers, many newborns appeared on this date, including Francisco d’Anconia’s spirit animal (one of whose movies we watched two nights ago); a guy who never went home; a guy whom I fervently wish had lived long enough to witness this timeline; a true Madman; a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a Big Bambu; a scumbag Jew-hater who Team Blue tongue-bathes with adoration; a source of relief to the pigeons of Austin; and a wide receiver who was brutally fun to watch.

Some things never change, and the news is one of them.

 

“Any excuse. ANY EXCUSE.”

 

Doors fan?

 

Fortunately, there are no pics.

 

Blind pig. Acorn. And really, this governor ought to be introduced to the concept of woodchippers.

 

What?

 

Someone besides us watched the debates.

 

Old Guy Music continues my obsession with Matt Lorenz, who manages to be a force of nature, a one man band who (fittingly) does Tuvan throat singing.