I’ve been reliably informed that the software running our server is going to be upgraded on Tuesday. There shouldn’t be much, if any, downtime, but I wanted to warn you all now.
Also, due to some special programming that is coming this week, I will be shutting everyone out of the backend of the site from tomorrow morning around 1000 GlibTime to sometime later in the week. This includes all the Contributors, Editorial Staff, and, yes, even TPTB. Admins will be able to access the backend as needed per usual.
Don’t be alarmed when you login and it doesn’t present your usual writing/editing dashboard. Your privileges will be restored.
If you have writing in progress, don’t worry, it will still be there when you are allowed back in. If you are just starting an idea, you might want to write it in some other app until I open the back of the site again. That way, you can just paste in your content as soon as you have access.
Articles and commenting thereon will continue to be available throughout.
If you have any questions or comments, please direct them to my legal counsel for this project, STEVE SMITH, ESQ.
You may now proceed to your Sunday Night Open Post!
OK, thanks for letting us all know 🙂
All my unfinished articles are offline…
This is why I do my writing in something else, then clean up the formatting here.
Thanks for all the work SP, it truly is appreciated.
Tonio wrote a very good primer on how to make glibs articles.
Take 1 part idealism
Add a pinch of fact, a dollop of sarcasm, and some public domain jpgs
Mix in 3 parts cynicism, a dash of bitterness
Ice liberally with despair
Post
Ice liberally with despair
So I should write it all down and submit.
“access the backend”
Phrasing.
HM is probably admin so all is right with the world.
Do I LOOK insane?
I have no idea, do you?
Not usually. I can’t even do crazy eyes.
I’m a little let down.
Practice. Everyone needs goals.
They won’t even let me do the Links.
No need, we know what you mean by links.
See, that’s worrying to me. Crazy eyes? Eh, they’re tipping their hand. It’s the cold, dead, emotionless eyes you have to worry about. I’m sure when my wife finally does the calculations and sees that yes, she can live a very nice life on the proceeds from my life insurance, the last thing I will see is the steady, steely grey/green eyes staring at me…
I’m mystified that Mrs. Dean hasn’t done the math yet. I’m clearly worth more dead.
Maybe gigolos are more expensive than you think?
Fortunately I quit drinking before the final judgment day came to pass and besides who would open the jars of stuff and reach the upper shelves? Job security
A taller, stronger he-whore?
She’s like the grandmother from Kindergarten Cop: well-mannered, courteous, and likes shooting cops.
NOT POSSIBLE TO SHUT STEVE SMITH OUT OF BACKEND
How mysterious ?
Something is going to happen.
Something wonderful.
My god! It’s full of SugarFree!
All of these websites are yours, except Reason. Attempt no landing there.
Use them together. Use them in peace.
“One of the clearest and most important sentences you’ll read, showing how US media really works, from WashPost op-ed by @RidT
** “We must treat the Hunter Biden leaks as if they were a foreign intelligence operation — even if they probably aren’t.” **
”
https://twitter.com/ggreenwald/status/1320358217382268934
Pure evil.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ElLxYeiXUAEPHyo.jpg
That must be the talking point they have been pushing on NPR, because I have been hearing for at least the past week that Hillary lost because of the last minute sneak attack by the Russians, so now they have to be careful about what they let us sheep see.
Just like they were careful about not reporting on Trump paying $750 in taxes 2 days before the 1st debate. All of the media outlets and “platforms” were careful to validate that before reporting it.
Yup. Totes gospel.
It had nothing to do with her burning bridges with much of flyover America with that “deplorables” comment. Nope, nothing to do with that attitude at all.
The piece by Matt Taibbi that Greenwald references is quite good.
The one I posted this morning?
I’ve lost track what’s been officially confirmed and rumors. Nude photos of Hunter and his niece, underage Chinese girls, photos of Chris Coons’ daughter who Joe famously molested in public. And a diary from Joe’s daughter? I need a scorecard of what is real and if any of it is actually debunked. And obviously selling out U.S. foreign policy and using his son as the bag man.
While we’re at it, a similar workup on the soft coup would be nice.
This is an outrage! *smashes glass*
Not directed at anything in particular. I just wanted an excuse. #Huzzah
So you’re using the option?
SP the software upgrade is just a dress rehearsal for when Trump looses the election and shuts down the internet during his coup afterwards! Why else would it be happening exactly a week before the election?!?!
Oooooooo! You’re good at this conspiracy theory stuff!
*puts on tin foil hat*
Sean Make sure the shiny side is on the outside. Better reflection of the mind control rays.
⬅
Smart.
Word.
I just love it when you guys talk all techie and stuff.
Or if Trump wins and the Deep State shuts down alt right white supremacist sites like this one.
There is always the Dark Web.
I’ve been there. Honestly, it’s no worse than CNN. Qanon conspiracies aren’t any less based in reality than New York Times editorials.
It’s long past time I learned more about this. A friend gave me the info once on how to access but I was too lazy.
Oh, C’MON!! Why would white supremacists ever go to the “Dark Web”? Huh?
It’s like you don’t even hate properly…
“TRUMP INTERVIEW” — A Bad Lip Reading
Seen it here before. Cracks me up. Those guys are great song writers too..
Yesterday’s World Series Game 4 was maybe the best WS game ever. The Dodgers lost to the Rays. The Dodgers are the better team, hands down, but Tampa was hella good this year. Normally…I make it a fucking rule to NEVER ROOT for the American League because the DH is a fucking stupid rule and no one should ever like it or use it or….I had best stop myself. But this year! Branch Covidians wanted the DH for both leagues! I am strongly suspecting that means it is now just the rule from now on….But at least I get to root for the underdog this year!
Clayton Kershaw is the best pitcher on the planet. He plays for LA. His salary, $31M/year off the top of my head, is more than the Rays’ entire budget. I’m OK rooting for the AL this year and this year only.
“This game, which had been 1-0, then 2-0, then 2-1, then 3-1, then 3-2, then 4-2, then 5-4, then 6-5, then 6-6, then 7-6 and finally 8-7, ”
That’s NUTS. And the kid who got the winning hit ain’t Mickey Mantle. He his .196 this year. Didn’t play in the ALCS. Not on the roster. He’s a defensive replacement. But it was on his shoulders. Down 7-6. Botton 9th. Two outs. Two men on. Two strikes. Phillips up to hit. Got a base hit! Center field made an error and threw in late…and then the catcher made an error…and the winning run slapped home plate to end it! Series tied 2-2!!!
If that were Game 7, that would hands down have been the most exciting game ever played. No doubt. The only thing I think is better…and I am biased as hell here…is Game 7 when the Cubs won the championship in extra innings.
Game 5 is on in 45 min. Kershaw is going to pitch. But there no matter what will be a Game 6. Get your popcorn. This is it. This is one of the main things that gives me happiness in my life. Music, sex, baseball, reading/writing. I’d say those are all the top tier. Let’s get going. Go Tampa.
Fact Check: FALSE
The Mr. November game was the best WS game ever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6jWXg6orGQ
Not Game 7 that year? (Or Game 7 10 years earlier?)
I’ve NPR’d that game from my memory.
I hate the Yankees, so that’s a hard sell. No one on and two out? Impressive, I admit. But a homer doesn’t beat a shitty hitter coming through when he was (really) the only option left. (They did have a backup catcher who could pinch hit, but he’s an even worse hitter.)
And the errors and the guy on first falling over after rounding third cuz of the first error…and then getting up with the second error and pretty much crawling to home? Jeter’s accomplishment was awesome. But he’s got Legend Status for what he did with the Yanks. (I do agree he was not the best shortstop ever….but he could hit. Average but not power usually. And that does elevate what he was able to do there to the opposite field.)
The Cubs broke a a hilariously famous draught in Game 7 in extras. In dramatic fashion. Ya…ya can’t beat that. Even if you aren’t a rabid Cubs fan like I am.
Between being a Yankees fan and the rawness, at the time, of 9/11, I won’t pretend to be objective about this.
Game 7 in 2001 is awfully hard to top, given how the series had gone, and the, um, broader context.
“I hate the Yankees…”
I knew there was a reason I liked you.
Game 7 of the 1960 WS is the best one. Its anti-science to suggest otherwise.
I’ve heard that baseball does not exist in the US anymore, replaced by something called “DH ball”.
Even as a lifelong Orioles fan I’d also prefer the pitchers have to stand in the box a couple times every start.
No DH
Before long professional baseball will become professional Tee Ball. To hell with it.
Indeed a great game. Best one I’ve watched.
My wife is German, and she’s been to one baseball game in her life (she thinks). But we’ve been watching all the Tampa sports ball teams to support the locals. She was going nuts during the game last night. Granted, she didn’t understand half of what was happening, but she thoroughly enjoyed it.
But it doesn’t look like Tampa is going to be doing much tonight. Once again leaving Glasnow in too long. Sadly, “too long” tonight is the top of the 2nd…
Well the other thread died and I had looked this up after posting a quote from this Chapelle show so here is the clip.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FmYmdGRONI
Rick JameS!!!
https://twitter.com/stillgray/status/1320436156870184960
Do you know who else rounded up Jews?
Jesus?
Hmmm….maybe the Sanhedrin. In conjunction with Pontius Pilate.
Goldman Sachs?
The Zealots?
The vultures of Masada?
Hollywood studios?
CNN?
https://duckduckgo.com/?q=cnn+jews&t=brave&iax=images&ia=images&iai=https%3A%2F%2Fcorruptico.files.wordpress.com%2F2017%2F07%2Fjewsatcnn.jpg
Cæsar Augustus?
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2020/10/__trashed-31/
“It’s a Lid! Trump Campaign Staff Says Joe Biden Will Not Do Any More In-Person Campaigning Until Election”
Wow.
Smart move. The media will carry his water, starting with tonight’s 60 Minutes, which has been promoted during every commercial break in the football games.
Probably the best move the campaign could make strategically. Doesn’t mean it can’t hurt him.
Meh, its over anyway. He’s not changing any mind or energizing the base, most people are voting for or against of Trump, Biden is irrelevant.
“Biden is irrelevant.”
Nice summation.
Yup.
A bit unprecedented though.
It’s crazy. That’s how much their campaign lacks in substance and messaging.
The last debate made the handlers reel him in. He might answer a reporters question and tell people he will end fossil fuels again. Best to keep him with the friendlies.
Unfortunately, Harris is not irrelevant.
Just a really terrible campaigner.
A terrible campaigner with a horrible vision intended to destroy what has made America special.
That just can’t be true. The Bee joked about a couple days ago, or scooped the story.
https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-calls-a-lid-until-election-day
So you really can’t make this stuff up lol.
Who can fake a headline?
Make it seem so real?
Conjure up some facts to give it just the right feel?
The Babylon Bee
The Babylon Bee
Oh, the Babylon Bee; well, it’s not a mystery-their satire’s just goooood!
Thanks for keeping things running here SP!
Yep. *Starts slow clap*
LOL. Always on message, that one is.
How about maybe it’s just mob mentality – everyone thought “voting early” would be a breeze.
*hic*
““We are going to overcome this hurdle, so that we can elect the folks that make sure this is not a problem in the future.’’”
I really can’t even anymore.
Neither can she. But, that’s a different sort of ‘can’t’.
It’s part of the mail in vote election fixing scheme. That’s how they won the house and took all the reliably red districs here in CA. The next election after that, they started reworking the polling places. By “reworking” I mean whittling them down to about a third of the previous amount. The lines were all the way around the block. This time they were aided by all the paranoia theater. That way, all the votes come in by mail and there’s no one there to keep track of them. Nobody gets a receipt and there’s no proof of anything. They’ll never lose another election. That’s why Biden really doesn’t need to lift a finger. He has it in the bag.
Still can’t understand supply and demand. BU owes her a refund.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ElEBUOYWkAERKIe?format=jpg&name=medium
*Sensible chuckle*
“Joe Biden brags about having “the most extensive and inclusive voter fraud organization in the history of American politics””
https://twitter.com/RNCResearch/status/1320107186241048579
I know what he meant, but still.
He meant to say drugs were falling out of his ass?
Uh oh, you’ve just incurred someone’s wrath.
Hyperbole?
Fine, I exaggerated a bit.
And yet people upthread are surprised they went with the time honored “Lock the candidate away from the press and public” strategy
Is it time honored? Honest question I never payed that close attention.
I think they did it with Kerry, as his poll numbers dropped every time he came out in public.
“Look Joe, you’re not leaving much on the table for us here.”
/Babylon Bee
The temp dropped 30 deg in the last couple hours. It looks ugly outside and snow is eminent. Tomorrow is going to suck.
“Tomorrow is going to suck.”
I’ll drink to that.
So snow is eminent in your domain?
No; the snow is famous.
Fuck ya both.
You should try using the HM strategy that meanings have words, not words having meanings.
You should try the strategy of not being an insufferable prick. Did I spell insufferable right? Am I understanding the right meaning? Did I miss a comma?
It’s imminent in some of us.
TY Jar. Misspelled it the first time and ya, spell check.
The eminent snow shoveler relied on his immanent ability to handle the imminent snowfall, which the eminent preacher took as proof of immanence.
You should try the strategy of not being an insufferable prick.
That’s been working for me.
I wouldn’t have said anything without the play on words.
Aaaah, got it. No problemo.
Yeah, it’s a chilly 60 degrees out here. I’m considering wearing a jacket to work tomorrow at 5 A.M.
Eminence Front
Love that song.
#metoo
How did I ever get into this mess?
More snow songs.
People.
My favorite snow song.
Defer to the expert, right?
Another rendition.
So very good.
Donuts in the Snow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNxDlGgiOjU
I’ve been a Rev fan since I was 15 and I’d never heard that one.
I went to 7 Rev shows in one year once…the year Lucky Sevens came out. I still remember the energy of the crowd the night he debuted Galaxie 500.
JFC, I wish I could live that night over and over again.
Thank you for correcting your error.
Another snow song
(I apologize in advance)
Hell yeah! Great song.
Facing the prospect of a eminent cold front?
Doh! Kinnath already had it.
Looks like it’s not going to get above 70F here today. And my wife complains that this is cold. You can see why Wyoming would never be in our plans for a “move to” location.
I spoke with my friend in Kansai tonight (my time) and she’s looking forward to the cooler weather there.
FFS! Every time I flip the channel there’s another fucking commercial from my incumbent Congress-creature. And I flip back to the first channel and there’s another one! Holy shit, Bloomberg and Soros must really want this district.
I’m about to start putting together a list of companies telling me to go vote. They’ll be the start of my boycott.
You’ll gave to become a hunter-gatherer.
It’s like not buying anything from China.
Modelo beer
NFL
MTV
Foot Locker
Fossil
Gap
Levis
Nordstrom
Old Navy
Patagonia
Target
Walmart
The North Face
Tom’s
Under Armor
Urban Outfitters
Uber
Lyft
Nike
Absolut vodka
HBO
ViacomCBS
The CW
Southwest Airlines
The Ad Council (using your tax money, no less!)
Reddit
Gunbuyer.com
Gun Owners of America
Minnesota Gun Owners Caucus
Tinder
OKCupid
Snapchat
Facebook
Spotify
AirBNB
…
I might have a stick up my ass…or two.
Good to know I can drink my Svedka with a clear conscience.
Svedka (in U.S.A.) is owned by Constellation which also owns Modelo.
Guilt by association?
D’oh. Fine, I’ll start distilling my own booze from home grown potatoes.
With blackjack and hookers?
Get out of my head!
Good. We need an article on how to make bathtub vodka.
@SP thanks for all you do
It sounds like the secondaries are coming in just a little early, so play with the linkage: too late is always better than too early. If that doesn’t do it, a little lighter advance weights in the distributor maybe. And let me know what the plugs look like.
@SP thanks for all you do
This Bud’s for SP?
The commercials bring back some memories, some good and some better to be forgotten
“Google Searches for ‘Can I Change My Vote’ Spike Following Hunter Biden Sex Tape Release”
https://twitter.com/CassandraRules/status/1320427850483322881
What if Joe actually dies?
“Slack-jawed, terrified idiots hiding in their homes having second thoughts”
Oh shit, I had no idea:
“Wisconsin, Minnesota, Michigan, Pennsylvania, New York, Connecticut, and Mississippi do appear to allow voters to change their votes after early voting. You can contact your city clerk for more info.”
Indicative of the retards that presently vote. Nothing about the laptop is new. All of it was clear and obvious long before it became news. It’s been as plain as day what’s happening since Trump’s inauguration. The dems are crooks and they cheat. It’s not news.
This place will give you a skewed view, most people pay little to no attention to politics.
“Here, then, is my version of Dante’s prophecy — my way, that is, of finally consigning Donald Trump to Hell for forever and a day.”
https://www.salon.com/2020/10/24/sending-trump-to-hell_partner/
It’s good for some cringe but the original was better.
So, a single comment referring to that gets you a visit from the Feds, but an entire article is just fine.
That depends on your definition of ‘consign’…or, ‘is’.
IF SP GET TOO BUSY, STEVE SMITH PROMISE TO REOPEN SERVER LATER WEEK. AND BY REOPEN, MEAN…
So it appears that the Hunter Biden hard drive data dump was shopped to the WSJ.
Trump Had One Last Story to Sell. The Wall Street Journal Wouldn’t Buy It.
I just let my subscription to WSJ lapse. I just don’t give a fuck anymore.
They are all asshoe.
Yes, yes they are. That said the WSJ is the best of the sorry lot. Pre-Trump I also didn’t mind the Washington Post. Post Trump the WP is unsuitable for even wrapping fish.
I get a better overview from Glibs.
If everyone gets to feel only one part of the elephant, I think what part glibs is feeling.
The perineum clearly.
Is it whithered?
Asshoe?
::coughcough::
“and the return of the media gatekeepers.”
Pfffft, they wish. It’s a confirmation that the supposed media gatekeepers can be sidestepped at will and that they’re untrustworthy as hell.
WSJ ran a story on this just the other day.
Of course, this was after the NY Post ran the story.
The two are affiliated. Weird that the Post ran it but the Journal turned it down.
The WSJ and the NY Post have the same owner. Both are part of Murdoch’s News Corp..
Don’t fall for the shell game.
Yup. Just interesting which outlet they decided to use.
Drugs from ass probably, but GFY ENB.
https://twitter.com/PetiteNicoco/status/1320391688221765634
2chilli defended her, and even though his novel was horrible I still respect him so I’ll give her a pass on this one, if she fucks up again though she can fuck right off.
Bullshit.
She’s useless, Hyp.
This wasn’t strike one. This was like strike 27 for her.
No kidding. We’ve gone through this repeatedly with the guilt by association stuff and Ron Paul.
How does one look at politics in 2020 and say, Oh yeah, it’s racism that’s the biggest problem we face? Especially when the left writes off the most vocal, unapologetic bigots around because they wrote into their bylaws that their bigots don’t count as bigots.
As if their bigots were a distinct and minor part, rather than a central platform of racialism, segregation, and supremacism.
It’s almost like they’re using it as a distraction from their real goal or something.
Are we including ENB and other woke “libertarians” among “they”? Because I can imagine they’re happy useful idiots for going along with the narrative, but I have no idea what they imagine they’re getting out of it other than their backs up against the wall.
Oh blarg, I was just thinking of the left in general. Yeah, I don’t know WTF she and her friends are at either.
She’s a leftist libertine and imagines that’s what libertarianism is all about.
Libertarianism means things I like should be allowed. Things I don’t care about can be allowed if someone else wants them. Things I don’t like should still be illegal.
Honestly I am not sure if I am being sarcastic or not, because other than the true anarchist types, all of us believe this for certain values of like, don’t care and dislike.
∆↑liberty + ∆↓government = ♥
I was gonna say that it’s pretty obvious she’s thinking with something other that her brain. But, this is spot on.
I can’t take credit for it. Before the drugs fell out of the posterior, someone else here observed that she’s obsessed with legalizing sex work and doesn’t really go beyond that.
She complains about sandwich making, then repeatedly serves up a shit sandwich.
ENB keeps digging
https://twitter.com/enbrown/status/1319999866660151302?s=21
Nick Gillespie
@nickgillespie
·
Oct 24
I don’t think I’ve met anyone who is more fundamentally, deeply, profoundly libertarian–no modifiers needed or allowed–to her core than my colleague
@ENBrown
.
He’s the Nick Gillespie of left libertarians.
Elizabeth Nolan Brown
@ENBrown
·
13h
There are clearly some people threatened by a more inclusive liberty movement, because they’ve built their brands on the politics of resentment. Unlike them, I believe libertarian ideas are strong enough to stand on their own Sparkles
left libertarians are progs who quibble over how much of a boot to put on the throat of the citizenry.
Let me make it clear. A philosophy that is based around self ownership has no cutouts for color or gender or orientation or religious affiliation. To the extent that “inclusiveness” requires cutouts for those groups, it is not libertarian.
They don’t quibble about how much boot really either. They just don’t like to admit to others, or themselves, how much boot is needed or the logical conclusions of their fantasies.
Man, “she” has a case of the “Muh hungers”….
If you are worried about liberty, then you have no issue with these problems being handled via private, voluntary transactions. Or, are you one of those “yes, but” types of self-described libertarians?
Is this the fifth-grade playground annex at Twitter?
TLDR: I know what you are. but what am I?
Huh.
This rolled up after one of the songs I linked above.
If the back story is accurate, it just became a much different song for me.
I coulda gone the rest of my life without knowing that.
Damn you
Very different. I really didn’t want to start drinking tonight…
That totally gays up Fast Times at Ridgemont High.
Not as bad as the back story to Something in The Air Tonight makes Phil into a whiny sniveler. He shoulda let the urban legend live.
I’m calling bullshit.
It’s sort-of about his dad?
Satans calling to you!
https://youtu.be/B9hU6UJX_pc?t=139
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKZFk5t3czs
I know a guy with a beard like that…
Dave Grohl’s best role…
https://youtu.be/_lK4cX5xGiQ?t=95
HAIL SATAN!
(hail satan)
*I too have a spinal piercing*
This is not a comment. This is just a tribute!
John C. Reilly’s best(?) role: https://youtu.be/Q_I-oIq5nhs?t=220
/I’m open to changing that designation. Still, though
Never knew that was him.
I always assumed it was Lee.
It’s a little more clear (that it’s him) in the movie–taking into consideration they recycled so much from the show.
Not that this really means anything; I was the same way before reading it was him.
Late to the show, thanks SP!
What Yusef said.
Yippee Ki Yay Motherfucker.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2a7VEFsIMSM
I find this version more haunting
I work in a propane tank farm, 9000 tanks, and I count them, where? in the Cold Michigan sky, 100% outside, not the Arizona desert for sure, I await the adventure….
My second job out of college was modernizing a propane tank farm in the middle of Renton, WA. Over 3 million gallons of propane stored in underground tanks in a secluded valley. The security cameras caught several couples fucking in the poison ivy that grew rampant on the hills. The public access cable shows were awesome.
/mercaptan, my captain
Tomorrows loads, every one gets inspected by me before loading,
https://photos.app.goo.gl/ViYg1eGf3sbGaNtU6
Zero mistakes allowed, QC is really tight, for good reason,
Today, in insufferable cunte news:
https://twitter.com/ENBrown/status/1320352305972129792
“Am I missing something? Didn’t this start with you claiming Ron Paul supporters were racist? How exactly is that inclusive? Is seems like you are the one insulting a huge portion of the liberty crowd.”
https://twitter.com/ComicDaveSmith/status/1320432644400783362
“Ron Paul brought libertarians a wave of racist dingbats who like liberty in only a few areas, from which we are still digging ourselves out. Good the fuck riddance”
https://twitter.com/ENBrown/status/1319977406938177542
Well, bye. I can’t remember the last time I read an article at the old place.
Truth
“Enjoy battling the green party for the Democrats’ sloppy seconds”
::giggles::
ENB always stretches the boundaries of the term “horrible person”
I dunno. What could possibly be more libertarian than accusing other libertarians of not being libertarian?
Yeah, we gotta let the sammich making challenged and the commies in.
We’re church shopping, and the one thing that I can appreciate is that churches here in Dallas are mostly back to normal. Masks are few and far between, a few adaptations to their normal operation, but nothing oppressive.
Mostly, no matter which church I’ve been in, the general sentiment has been that the biggest challenge ahead is plunging into an era where the culture is increasingly hostile to us.
Church of Bob, I worship God, Jesus got us where we should be, if we accept,
Church of Bob
I just about done with our church. Maybe this stuff goes away and they find a new pastor who isn’t a commie. That’s starting to feel like wishful thinking.
I preach, don’t make me start a Church, I can, maybe should,
You kinda look like Reverend Horton Heat. Perhaps you should get ordained,/a>
I got my best friend ordained through the ULC so he could marry me and mrs. pistoffnick. He has gone on to marry several other couples.
F**ckin tag close!
https://www.ulc.org/
I was ordained by the ULC back in 1994 or 95? Ages ago, but being able to say I’m an ordained minister has been an ‘odd fact’ I bring up when they make me do introductions at work ever since.
I had much the same feeling the last time I changed synagogues.
Let me know what you find. In my searches, I couldn’t find any that fit my criteria:
-Moderate to large congregation size
-NOT more interested in having/being a social scene
-NOT catering to some specific group (i.e an “artists’ church”)
-Solid Biblical theology
JOIN CHURCH OF STEVE SMITH. HE HAVE YOU ON KNEES PRAYING FOR LONG TIME.
::OOOHH! As in shock or alarm::
Lord Humungus!!
D-d-did STEVE send you??
Just ordered some minimallycompliantmasks.com for Mrs Dean and myself. It’s the only way she’ll fly for the holidays.
Excellent!
“I hope you drown in your own blood. And I hope you have the f****** decency to do it alone.”
I mean, if those ridiculous bandanas satisfy these assholes and are considered compliant, why not a fishnet mask?
https://twitter.com/trhlofficial/status/1320359877974294535?s=21
Fucking a…
ENB Is such a fucking Bitch. I hope she learns how to make a fucking sandwich.
They say sammich making on your back is hard. Maybe she should talk to Camela.
So my wife just came in here and talked down about the Trump ‘bleach’ comment. She didn’t know it never happened.
*sigh*
Rob Schneider, voice of reason?
https://twitter.com/RobSchneider/status/1320425415782092802
Tell us who you’re running against, Big guy.
https://mobile.twitter.com/pismo_b/status/1320182494952448000?prefetchtimestamp=1603681288864
https://acleddata.com/2020/10/21/standing-by-militias-election/
Hilarious progjection. Right wing militias pose a threat of election violence in a state where leftist mobs have been rioting unchecked for months. Sadly it’s being reported as factual news by the idiot media.
I remember when that right wing militia tried to torch the federal building… oh wait…. nevermind.
I think the Left purposely does this thing where they accuse the Right of doing what they themselves are doing. And since the Left has such control over the corporate media, most people hear the Leftist narrative first and foremost, so if the Right points out the hypocrisy, they just look like they’re playing “I know you are but what am I” game.
https://babylonbee.com/news/portland-erects-statue-in-honor-of-antifa-rioters-who-tore-down-all-the-statues?utm_content=bufferf99d5&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer
Sign me up to spend my tourist dollars!
https://babylonbee.com/news/check-out-these-eight-beautiful-travel-posters-for-americas-democrat-controlled-cities
Those are excellent.
How is the quarantined island chain of Hawaii?
Weather is excellent, Poke is excellent. Sailing racing season CX, but we are still doing “pirate races”.
Government at all levels is outdoing all the worse aspects of NY, PA, CA, OH, and IL. Bars are closed, hotels just “opened” but the conditions to enter the state- or even to travel between islands- is like trying to travel into the USSR, or Mao’s PRC. The current estimate is that by Thanksgiving 60% of restaurants and bars will never reopen. Our economy is officially the bottom of the 50 states.
My hard liquor consumption is keeping the local Tamura’s open. But you know me, I can’t complain.
It’s almost as if the government of Hawaii asked, “How can we make Hawaii one of the least desirable places in the US?”
Slight good news is the airlines are falling over themselves to ramp up preflight testing on the mainland to get passenger traffic back onto the lucrative Hawaiian flights. And Japan has been added to the preflight testing list.
Seattle institutes danegeld
Kipling supplies the reply:
Dane-geld
IT IS always a temptation to an armed and agile nation
To call upon a neighbour and to say: –
“We invaded you last night – we are quite prepared to fight,
Unless you pay us cash to go away.”
And that is called asking for Dane-geld,
And the people who ask it explain
That you’ve only to pay ’em the Dane-geld
And then you’ll get rid of the Dane!
It is always a temptation for a rich and lazy nation,
To puff and look important and to say: –
“Though we know we should defeat you,
we have not the time to meet you.
We will therefore pay you cash to go away.”
And that is called paying the Dane-geld;
But we’ve proved it again and again,
That if once you have paid him the Dane-geld
You never get rid of the Dane.
It is wrong to put temptation in the path of any nation,
For fear they should succumb and go astray;
So when you are requested to pay up or be molested,
You will find it better policy to say: —
“We never pay any-one Dane-geld,
No matter how trifling the cost;
For the end of that game is oppression and shame,
And the nation that plays it is lost!”
Oh, what a clear grasp on history.
That dude is gonna absolutely get eh 21st Century ‘Czar treatment’. I wonder if he
is planning on itknows…“eh”?? I ain’t no Canucki!
Guess if he shot him the union would have fought this:
https://nypost.com/2020/10/25/nypd-officer-who-blared-trump-2020-over-cop-car-loudspeaker-suspended/
“you fucking fascist”
Says the person who is, ostensibly, going to vote for a bigger government role in everyone’s lives, including picking financial winner and loser.
“a bigger government role in everyone’s lives, including picking financial winner and loser.”
How else can we solve racism, since all the racists will not even admit they’re racist?
Also, due to some special programming that is coming this week, I will be shutting everyone out of the backend of the site from tomorrow morning around 1000 GlibTime to sometime later in the week. – you managed to get Hunter Biden to have a special guest post?
Hey-oooh!
Drag a $100 line of coke through a
trailer parkUkrainian boardroom.(TW Vox) Whats old is new again: rear-screen projection meets CGI.
If only they would just stick to this sort of “production”.
At this point I don’t think it’s ‘scaleable’, as in if there are too many characters the stage would get too large for the size of the screen.
Oh, right….I was talking about Vox sticking to reporting on technical issues in entertainment.
It’s not a coincidence that they picked probably the only woman part of the staff to be the public face of it.
Glibs Tip # 1087654: Be sure that any/every witch doctor you consult is trustworthy
The hardest I ever saw my parents laugh: we were getting my dad ready to go to one of has myriad Dr. visits and he asks, ‘Which Dr.?’ my mom replies, ‘Yes, we’re taking you to a witch doctor, nothing else seems to be working.’ They both were laughing so hard they were gasping for air.
I do hope he/she/xe was trustworthy, and in no way giving away for parent’s financial secrets.
All too many people know the financial secret of how to be poor and suck off the government teat.
Ah, yes–the official pastime of CHAZ.
+1 Alvin voice
One of my uncles has THE VIRUS! So far, as far as I know, it’s like a bad cold for him. He’s self-quarantining at home. He had polio as a child with the withered arm to prove it, talk about someone who the vaccine always comes too late for…
It seems (another) one of our officers has it (I think this is the former Chief, from the To Catch a Predator debacle that I’ve mentioned a few months ago). He said that he hasn’t been hospitalized, but that it’s an ass-kicker.
I have no idea what his regular health is like, so no idea if he’s got any factors that make it worse.
From rejected movie plots as too unbelievable.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosemont_Seneca_Partners
Biden’s partner was John Kerry’s stepson.
And one of his other partners (not sure if at Rosemont or another of his ventures) was Whitey Bulger’s nephew. And Devon Archer was Heinz’s roommate at Yale.
Whitey Bulger was an integral member of the respected Law Enforcement community who helped take down many criminals.
So STFU you Right Wing Nazi!
So, what you’re telling us is that Heinz is prejudiced against Ukranian companies.
He knew they were puppets of Putin.
Is Putin….
Master of puppets?
/not, like, in the Jim Henson style.
You’re LATE! Get an abortion!
Please let this come to pass: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2T7n60cMyZo
That red head who was cry laughing is now banned.
Inorite?
Notice how the one wokester was all thumbs up until she realized everyone else was cringing?
If I’d gotten to be a dad before my knees, ankles, wrists, back…went to shit.
Eh–little bastard has no idea what he’s getting. He can’t possible enjoy in on as many levels as dad. Or, us.
But it’s great the kid actually seems excited; and the wife is so into it, that’s hawt.
Does he, though? I got the impression that, typical of toddlers, he’s busy thinking about being a dinosaur, or a truck of some kind…I dunno; he just seems to be toddler-brained.
If you watch the whole thing, the kid is excited when he finally gets to play in it. I just sent it to my little brother that it needs to be his new project for his son.
To sum up all the ENB Twitter links going about:
Us: I am not a number, I’m a free man!
ENB: I am a number! As long as you don’t think anything icky, except sexwork, should be legal, and you are a free inclusive person with reasonable restrictions on that other icky Liberty.
I’m getting the impression she is what a prude/Puritan is, once they discover sex.
Gotta have something to ban.
No boundaries….within reason.
I think you are being uncharitable with this take…
Well, she hasn’t really done herself any favors with the arguments and stances she indulges in.
while that is true that cannot be automatically reduced to only cares of sexwork.
While I understand the marketing need of some libertarians to detach themselves from icky “racism” (real or imagined), ENB does not seem to find a good way of doing so.
I’m sure she has written about other issues, but, I think she was hired by Reason with ‘sex work’ as her main focus. With that, she seems to find other areas where freedom/liberty is more of a hinderance. That, and her (understandably) close association with her husband and his public writings.
Basically, for me, they aren’t really people I would want to hang out with. But, if she wants to be in the fold, so to speak, fine. But, she’s gonna get push-back on some of her takes.
I think she was hired by Reason with ‘sex work’ as her main focus – well yes this part is clear… many writers have some main focus areas
With that, she seems to find other areas where freedom/liberty is more of a hinderance – probably but I am not sure to the extent people here think
But, she’s gonna get push-back on some of her takes. – yes but there is pushback and there is pushback
I don’t think so. She has denounced so many other forms of liberty over the years I don’t even know what she thinks is a ‘Libertarian’ government besides a mixed market prog government where sex work is legal.
. She has denounced so many other forms of liberty over the years – like what? and define over the years… 10 years ago is less relevant that 2 years ago.
Then go back over to their site. What happened over there 4 years ago is less relevant than what happened there yesterday.
there are many articles on the site. any specific one in mind?
That would presume she has adjusted or changed older stances. If she’s taking the same stances as she was 10 years ago, especially in light of new info and being around libertarians as a part of her work, I’d say those are just as relevant.
Yes. I have never believed ENB is full libertarian and I thing libertarian feminism is bullshit, but I have seen enough from ENB to believe she is at least libertarian leaning, and not what would be called a ” prog “
I agree with that…for the most part. I mean, I work for a police department, which isn’t high on the list of liberty-based jobs. But, she does have some areas that don’t seem to suggest she applied a liberty view to them.
Like I said, having her in the fold is fine with me, but, I wouldn’t really want to hang out with her.
Let me know when she starts a onlyfans account.
I hope you just wanna amuse yourself in the knowledge and would not pay money for that. ENB is not and probably never was get payed for nudes hot.
Absolutely. Paying for porn? Never!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KTR9-_8ML38
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https://mobile.twitter.com/elaadeliahu/status/1320472119516532736
I guess we’re done with that now.
It’s now Black top, Job Done.
https://news.yahoo.com/sheepish-st-bernard-dog-rescued-english-mountain-130247033.html
Awww. Poor doggie.
It’s a failure at life. Not even a barrel of brandy around it’s neck. It should be put down.
Good Morning Glibs! another rainy day at the mudpit for me, try to stay dry and happy today!
Good morning, Yu! Layers!
Be the onion.
And make people cry? : (
I’d rather be the Bee.
Five up, three down, layers upon layers, howdy!
https://mobile.twitter.com/zerosum24/status/1320528836145106944
I’m ok with this. Also, nice takedown.
I find it all disgusting and will not support someone who I’m assuming has views apposed to mine because he visits violence on someone I also probably disagree with.
Kid Antifa should have been arrested right then and there for the assault. That said, if the cops aren’t gonna step in, a leg kick to stop him from disappearing altogether seems OK to me.
All I was saying is that the sucker puncher earned it.
It is rather well-executed.
Hit and run pussy deserves it, plus, learn to fall idiot, protect thine head!
“protect thine head!”
Why? I don’t see any evidence showing he’s using it.
Apparently we’re up to Tropical Storm Zeta. Where do they go after “Z”? Back to “AA,” “AB,” etc. like an Excel spreadsheet?
Hope Suthen is spared this time.
Maybe someone at the NHC fancies Catherine Zeta-Jones ?
Norm Macdonald: “Catherine Zeta-Jones admitted recently that she’s bipolar. One day she deliriously happy; the next she has to suck an old man’s *COD.”
*didnt use the obvious c-word to maintain FamilyFriendly™ status
Change is bad. Mmmmmkay?
Use bills.
Use plastic. Using bills usually ends up with you having change anyway.
No, replace the change with bills.
But but but the smallest denomination available in bill form is $1, and how often is your change exact to the dollar.
I suggest a piggy bank, or dropping coinage into charity boxes.
You don’t get what I’m saying.
I’m saying we should start issuing bills down to the $0.001 value and get rid of these obnoxious coins.
I think the Fed is working on it as we type.
As usual, wildly inappropriate. But, I’m having fun.
https://kapwi.ng/c/fheJ8kAk
fun is frowned upon these days. People are dying donchaknow
For a guy named “Pie” you should be able to turn that frown vertical.
I heard asians had them horizontal….
Not true, but they do only come in metric.
Sometime in my head I hear his avatar as – “おっぱいin the sky”
copy paste the Hiragana part with “images” into the search engine of your choice. Possibly NSFW
I liked the “Our prayers are stronger than your weapons” – What? You gonna pray they miss?
Hopefully the upgrade goes smoothly.
Thanks SP!
351st comment.
………..Did you count them all??
Check out The Count over here!
STEVE SMITH know how to get into backend.
Hey guys… I have been away from keyboard for a minute, so I missed a bunch of discussion here. So risking going over already plowed ground, I just have to point out:
All of the outlets that have refused to cover the “unverified” laptop that is verified both internally and by others involved went on to cover Giuliani and Borat as if it were a real story of import.
Now we have seen it. It is clear… As one would have suspected, the entire bit about Giuliani lying on a bed and putting his hand down his pants during an interview was a lie from start to finish. No rational person could have believed otherwise.
So here we have the juxtaposition. The same people who refuse to cover the story of Joe Biden being on the take… Verified by one of the conspirators… That is fake news and must be ignored.
But the story of a literal fake news story that is sold as being a fake news story and intentionally edited to lie about what really happened for the purpose of holding Giuliani up to ridicule? That one we cover as a serious news story.
Bonus moment for me was when people like Brian Shelter managed to denounce the laptop story as disinformation while weaving in attacks on Giuliani’s credibility because he tries to have sex with 15 years old network reporters.
Yes, that literally happened all in the same sentence. Also guilty, Andrea Mitchell and Chuck Todd. Don’t know how many others, but probably most.
Don’t forget that SB Cohen, Seth Rogen, et al, are all proto-commies; they literally attended a socialist summer camp in their youth, which is where they met.
It’s no wonder that the Communist News Network can’t wait to suck off this supposed comedy shtick.
They keep talking about it not being verified, but there’s literal fucking video of this guy smoking crack with underage girls (to include his cousin) that’s been released online. It’s not that it’s difficult to verify – it’s that they don’t want to do it.
So what you people need articles to talk now? I don’t need articles to First.
361st comment. Who needs articles?
About those internment camps…
Hey guys.
You won’t be seeing me in the comments anymore. This video made me revert to Islam and this site is haram.
Bye!
Marvel is making Spider-man a Muslim now? They’re really going woke.
And you were the second most black Glib so you we can fill your token role just fine.
You’re just jealous that I kiss before marriage.
And, Broch can see all that by signing up for your OnlyFans account, correct?
In for a penny, in for a pounding
The funny thing is that is exactly who the Sand People are supposed to represent.
Sometimes, George provides.
It would seem the doctor thinks himself quite the comedian.
Why stop there? Why not call out all of his supporters as threats to the public health?
“A lacrosse stick is hitting our cruiser.”
It’s OK–many people have birth defects.
The money shot is her claiming she was born to rule, but this is a close runner up for me. No, wait, I read further into the article and…
Progjection is a hell of a thing.
It is as ugly as she and her daughter are.