Our Moderator
Good evening Glibs, since “townhalls” seem to be hot recently, we TPTB have decided to have our own. Since ZARDOZ was on the schedule for tonight, he will be the subject of this wide-ranging discussion. Our moderator is The Guy With Marker On His Face And A Terrycloth On His Head from the very fine motion picture ZARDOZ. Let us begin, shall we?
ASK AWAY!
Q: Mr. Zardoz, when you speak of “cleansing the filth of brutals” – is this part of a COVID hygiene strategy?
A: ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, THE CHOSEN AUDIENCE ONES. NOT QUITE. THE RACE OF MEN HAS PLAGUED THE EARTH, AND MUST BE STAMPED DOWN, IF NOT TOTALLY OUT! ZED, SHOW THIS AUDIENCE MEMBER WHAT WE MEAN.
“One cleansing, coming right up!”
Q: Mr. Zardoz, what is your plan to reduce the record unemployment we are seeing right now?
A: ZARDOZ HAS A 2 PART PLAN. FIRST PART; REDUCE THE NUMBER OF UNEMPLOYED BY CLEANSING VAST NUMBERS OF BRUTALS. SECOND PART; AGRICULTURAL SECTOR JOBS FOR THE SURVIVING FEW. LET ZED SHOW YOU, FIRST HAND, WHAT ZARDOZ MEANS.
Full employment!
Q: Mr. Zardoz, can you address the allegations of sexual harassment amongst the Eternals of the Vortex?
A: ZARDOZ FINDS THOSE SCURILOUS CHARGES LAUGHABLE. THE ETERNALS HAVE TO HAVE CLASSES ON HOW THE PENIS (WHICH IS EVIL!) EVEN WORKS.
EVIL 101
WOULD THE ETERNALS ATTENDING SUCH A LECTURE EVEN KNOW HOW TO SEXUALLY HARASS? ZARDOZ COGITATES NOT.
Thank you ZARDOZ. Any final thoughts before we call it a night?
YES. ZARDOZ WOULD REMIND THE CHOSEN ONES TO GET OUT AND SNARK AT THE BRUTALS, ALL THE WHILE REMEMBERING THAT THE PENIS IS EVIL, THE GUN IS GOOD. THANK YOU. GOOD NIGHT AND BLESS THE VORTEX.
ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.
Rebel isn’t so bad.
I might be the best.
Then again, you might not.
I rate this 3 out of 10 Firsts.
You lose 3 Firsts for being on topic.
You have that backwards, no off topic remark can be counted as first.
You are a natural born thirder. Why would anyone listen to you about being First?
We’re trying to help you.
Why would I need help? I’m First.
The fact that you don’t see that you need help only speaks to how bad your problems are.
THE PENIS IS EVIL, THE GUN IS GOOD
There are fine phallus’s on both sides.
HAIL ZARDOZ.
Question. Aside from”You ain’t Zed”, do you have anything to say to me and my fellow grain slaves?
ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS GRAIN ENSLAVED ONES. YES – “WORK HARDER”. ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.
Biden Suggests Stopping Criminals By Making Them Slip On Banana Peels
Town Hall Disaster As Trump Responds To Every Question With Passionate Kiss
Babylon Mom: How This #MomBoss Almost Breaks Even With Essential Oils!
Someday I am going to have to bite the bullet and watch this movie since the stone head keeps posting here.
You really should.
I hear that Sean doesn’t even rate as annoying. Sad!
Not really. The short version is that the creators were on a lot of drugs.
Yeah. It’snothingbutwierd.
Don’t listen to the haters!
I am not opposed to taking drugs before watching it. Is this what you are recommending?
4 out of 5 dentists recommend.
It can’t hurt.
Is there a drinking game for it?
50% of the women walk around topless for 50% of the time, so it’s got that going for it.
SOLD!
It’s worth it
ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN MOVIE WATCHING ONE. DO IT!
Quoted from the now dead PM links.
There seems to be this need to attack Trump’s style when it was precisely that which got him elected. Rand Paul went nowhere because he isn’t a firebrand and that particular moment in politics called for one. That bombastic style of his isn’t a detriment, but the only means in this particular moment of enacting any positive change.
What positive change?
The left knows how much I hate them. I consider that positive change.
But he’s at least stemming the tide of woke stupidity, you pedantic son of a bitch.
Why not do it Monday? It is going to be party line anyway. Just get it over with.
Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell announced Thursday the Senate will take up the nomination of Judge Amy Coney Barrett to the Supreme Court on October 23, with the final vote expected to occur the week of October 26, just days before the election.
The Judiciary Committee is expected to approve Barrett’s nomination on October 22, the week after they concluded confirmation hearings. McConnell told reporters on Thursday he has the votes to confirm Barrett to the court.
“We’ll go to the floor on Friday the 23rd and stay on it until we finished. We have the votes,” McConnell said.
Yeah, like they have any other significant business during that time.
Oh wait, you mean some of them are campaigning for re-election?
Yeah, fuck that. Vote on the confirmation already.
Because its a political game OR they know that something is going to break over the weekend.
If the recent news is an indicator, nothing more significant that wind is going to break before Nov 3.
Nah next drop will be against Trump.
ACB conducted Kavanaugh’s rape-train?
Choo choo choose life
https://youtu.be/pIgZ7gMze7A
Now that’s a man’s man. That’s a dude who knows how to please a woman.
ACB was the other girl.
Yes, allowing all that extra time and then leaving a miniscule window only gives the Dems more time to come up with a ridiculous allegation, then say we shouldn’t rush, we need to fully investigate this serious charge, and delay until after the election. The hearings are over, vote out of committee Monday and then the full vote Tuesday. Or what, did Mitch promise he’d attend his granddaughter’s ballet recital on Tuesday, and doesn’t want to risk the family wrath over missing it because of some stupid political thingie?
There’s something fundamentally sad about this . TX high school football. The marching bands are spread across the entire South end zone.
There’s something fundamentally sad about this
“National Soccer Hall of Fame”?
well, yes… but I meant especially sad tonight.
I like soccer…
(I do too, but that’s not funny)
It’s attached to FC Dallas’ stadium, for some reason.
PS. There was already an existing one in Oneonta, NY but I guess that wasn’t sexy enough.
Caught this in the sidebar
LOL! I did a double-take.
Oh…I see it now.
weirdest TX HS football thang: Mansfield uses the University of Memphis logo
https://mobile.twitter.com/SJPFISH/status/1317175232608821248
Not a brutal.
Those are funny and terrifying to watch. Lack of understanding of basic physics is to blame and movies.
Teach what? Fury Studies?
Former U.S. Rep. Beto O’Rourke will teach Texas politics at Texas State in the spring 2021 semester, the Department of Political Science told The University Star on Oct. 15.
Pending finalization of his hire, O’Rourke will join the department as an instructor teaching a synchronous online class. Political Science Chair Ken Grasso says he discussed potential class subjects with O’Rourke, who he says gravitated toward Texas politics.
“He originally approached people in the administration… and expressed an interest in teaching,” Grasso said. “I was thrilled. He’s got a unique take on things with his experience as a congressman and as [a] senatorial candidate and even a presidential candidate. So we’re very happy to have him.”
If there is anything that Beto the Faux Latino knows, it is politics and government.
Realized that if you cannot actively screw the public you can do so via the mushy minds by being in academia?
Furry*…
Way to ruin the joke, man.
Wait, was he a presidential candidate at some point?
Skating Mishaps 101
Tier three school chicks: San Marcos chicks for the win?
#LongWayFromElPasoDelNorte
https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/pennsylvania-bakery-cookie-sales-predicted-presidential-elections
Sure, why not? Gotta be more accurate than polls.
The Biden cookies looked bigger in the picture…
Government subsidies.
Deficit is 3.1 T. I can’t even say the debt, I don’t have enough zeros in my vocabulary. Both parties are running on more freebies. Free college, wipe out the student debt, no SAT scores (it hurts the feelings of the challenged).
The social upheaval is going to be yuge, shortages of things we consider necessities, like food, electricity, medical care? Why would anyone want to be a doctor (other than Jill Biden) if health care is called an entitlement?
The proposed free income will be discussed without regard to where the money come from. The road ahead looks bumpy to me, regardless of the election outcome. Climate change? Yeah, political climate change. Some will be surprised to find the pigs walk on their back legs, wear ties and we’ll all be named Dobbin.
Because the future public-sector doctor’s union will make the teacher’s union look like the Model UN.
Damn straight!
Can you imagine how much power such a creature will have?
You think I’m surly and lazy now, wait until I’m a fedgov union employee.
FloridaBureaucrat?
Sorry Fourscore, Jill Biden is NOT a doctor. She has an EdD (Doctor of Education). I would trust an average PFC Admin Clerk to perform medical care of me more than anything Jill Biden could do.
I know, that was part of the joke. She likes the reference. 1/2 the middle school principals have EdD, ’cause they get paid for educ and not performance
Of course she’s a DOCTOR. Every media person ever, including some on Fox, refer to her as DOCTOR. Why do you wish to denigrate smart women? Steve Smith not denigrate.
How about Dr. Bill Cosby?
The emails on Hunter’s laptop have been corroborated with outside emails and a big off the books meeting at the White House. No doubts any more that it was his computer and they were monetizing foreign policy.
https://pjmedia.com/election/paula-bolyard/2020/10/16/new-bombshell-email-trove-shows-hunter-biden-arranged-wh-meetings-for-ccp-officials-n1065778
Your optimism is noted.
It’s fact. How well the mainstream hides it is the question.
Optimism is Michael Malice telling you this is the Cathedral imploding.
If Trump wins this is going to be the new “but her emails!”
I can live with that.
Fact check.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EkckAQFXUAACkCN?format=jpg&name=900×900
Meth pipes are so much more cool.
Just think one
happyracist thought and you can fly!Last year, the streaming service added content warnings to content considered to have outdated depictions that appeared as a smaller text box on screen. The updated disclosure appears when a user clicks on the film, with the label lasting onscreen for about 10 seconds.
“This program includes negative depictions and/or mistreatment of people or cultures,” the new label reads. “These stereotypes were wrong then and are wrong now. Rather than remove this content, we want to acknowledge its harmful impact, learn from it and spark conversation to create a more inclusive future together. Disney is committed to creating stories with inspirational and aspirational themes that reflect the rich diversity of the human experience around the globe.”
In November 2019, a shorter content warning was added to movies such as “Dumbo” due to racist depictions found in the films created by Disney in the 1940s and ’50s.
“This program is presented as originally created,” the warning previously said. “It may contain outdated cultural depictions.”
Meh. Just one more warning to ignore while settling in on the couch. Like that FBI warning. When did that shit start?
“This animation contains thoughts known by the State of California to cause brain cancer.”
Song of the South is getting released from the Disney vault?
No, they’re putting a trigger warning on Splash Mountain.
Fantasia – I thought they already cut the offending scenes of dark skilled zebra centaurs acting as servants?
Dumbo – I’m not sure that kids today would even understand that the crows 1940’s caricatures of African Americans.
Anyways, related: Dumbo Pitch Meeting
?
damn it.
So they were anti-muggleists?
Tax the rich. Feed the poor. Til there are no rich no more.
Joe Biden approves this message
How difficult have things been down in Philly? The burbs are still pretty chill.
Hey. I am at an Asian spot with all black customers in center city and they let us sit at the bar and drink like in normal times. Only place I know that allows it.
But in general it depends where you go.
Upscale white places make you order food to drink.
My places DGAF
Tell me, where is sanity?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PP5XRxFgRlY
The answer surprisingly enough is Sweden.
Feed the poor to whom, or what?
Feed them to the CHUDS.
Wanna chud?
Filets are on sale this weekend. I think it’s gonna be a good weekend.
Why fillet when you can chamfer?
Goddamn MERCURY RETROGRADE.
I was doing remarkably well. Top half, maybe even top third (admittedly, only among the staff — the paying competitors haven’t started yet).
Then, somehow my finger wound up inside the trigger guard on a reload. On the bright side, my DQ happened before chrono, so that’s eight rounds I’m getting back.
The match is (was) fun. Frostproof FL itself sucks. Hot, swampy, tacky, impoverished. It bears an uncanny resemblance to Sugar Land TX circa 1992. Only much poorer.
So…Trump’s fault?
Another benefit: I’ll have more ammo with me when I stop by. Have TPTB send you my email to coordinate
TPTB, please arrange introductions.
Thank you. ?
Funny. I was in an uber and the driver told me a story about a passenger who refused to wear a mask (which is a dick move) and he blamed Trump
Dude, when you go bad, go big. DQ’ng at your first Nationals definitely counts as going big.
Glad you got to have a little fun at least. Frostproof does suck. I kind of wish that Universal wasn’t such a great range venue, because Frostproof is a shit place to travel to.
I had to look it up. Yup frost proof is in the middle of nowhere.
It is the suppurating Herpes sore on the shaft of America’s wang…
Sensible chuckle.
Crowder interviews Guiliani about the Biden stuff (~17 min):
https://youtu.be/GureRbH-_Xs
I’m not a big fan of Rudy but he can be pretty funny.
Rudy is the good kind of shyster lawyer that Trump needs, unlike the bad kind of shyster lawyer like Cohen. And agreed on the sense of humor.
Fun things observed on this trip:
A store called “Hoggly Woggly”
Highway electronic signs in Dallas saying “slow down. Sooner isn’t better”
A flag vehicle trailing a transport carrying huge engines that said:
After reading about it here, I tried out Publix. I wore a mask inside because I associate it with fragile little old ladies.
It was in fact filled with the same. It’s also the only place in Florida I’ve seen with universal mask compliance.
The fried chicken Is remarkably good. Plus they had collard greens as a side dish. I don’t know if it would rouse me from dementia, but remarkably good fried chicken.
Publix is the bomb, their bakery is excellent too.
My parents rave about Publix fried chicken. Of course, my 85-year-old Dad calls the store “Pubics”.
Honorary Glib.
Nice. I have a friend who calls it “pube-licks.”
OMWC’s mom approves.
I love some chicken and collard greens.
There’s a place in my local nearly-dead shopping mall that serves surprisingly good fried catfish, collard greens, and cornbread.
It snowed this morning.
And so it begins…
I tuned up the snow blower a few weeks ago.
Le tits now!
LOL I was watching Celebrity Jeopardy earlier… Tom Hanks is pretty good as Tom Hanks, but nowhere near as good as Norm McDonald.
Tomorrow, maybe a couple inches of the white stuff. I may need to clean off the steps, unless it rains enough
Where do you guys live? It was nice here in the Pittsburgh area today. Mid 60s maybe?
Minnesnowda
Is there any good (downhill) skiing up there?
I don’t ski anymore (bad knees now, but I bombed Baldy at Frontenac once), but I am told that Lutsen and Giant’s Ridge are nice.
*looks out window*
We still good here.
Zardoz, what would you do to handle the riots we’ve seen in so many cities?
Handle? Think he’d encourage them.
I broke my test article this afternoon. Luckily it held the goal load before it broke.
Otherwise I would be, “Welcome to Costco, I love you!”
“test (art)icle”
I did bust a nut getting it ready for the test.
Sadly, that won’t be shown on my performance appraisal.
I admit I read it as testicle. And “goal load” didn’t help either.
My self esteem took a shot this week. Could I get some words of support from my internet friends?
it’s not size that matters, it’s how you use it.
A shot of whiskey?
Buck up.
You are my favorite fag.
You are First Homo of Glibertarians.com, if you will. Which has an overwhelming number of gays.
I’m feeling very vulnerable right now. Please don’t hurt me.
Now you’re acting too gay. Do I have to give the title to Rhywun?
Can I curl up in your arms and have you brush my hair back?
Brush your hair back? Or brush your back hair?
No. But I have a gay friend who I consider First among gays who would be willing to fulfill your wish.
You’re probably the tallest guy at work, so you’ve got that going for you…
1) Don’t sweat the small stuff
2) It’s all small stuff
Somewhere out there, right this minute, someone is sexually fantasizing about you.
(Don’t ask who.)
Winston’s Mom?
Winston’s Mom doesn’t have fantasies. She has a checklist.
Let it be me.
You’re alright.
You are the best gaijin.
You’re the most handsome and well-endowed Butter-Stinker in the Prefacture?
Your Mother-in-law doesn’t despise you?
RIP Rhonda Fleming
Ooh, Inferno is available on DVD.
Garsh!
Trump’s first scotus nominee in his second term should be Ben Shapiro bc of the lulz. Change my mind.
Not Rudy G?
That would be a good troll but Shapiro is young enough to be a long-term troll.
SCOTUS decisions interspersed with BUT FIRST! Let’s talk about Zip Recruiter.
Pardon McAfee and nominate him.
As much fun as McAfee is, I don’t want him anywhere near a court.
Kyle Rittenhouse. He’ll be there for sixty years.
Reopen NH’s final list of endorsed candidates
Are any of them Libertarian?
Data lays down the law.
He also lays pipe.
It’s sublimely brilliant how he mimicks Picards body language and mannerisms in assuming the Captain’s role, from the power pause and turn once on the ready room, right down to the way he adjusts his jacket at the end. Spiner and the writers had the minutiae of Data’s character down so beautifully and poignantly.
Political compass.
I suddenly feel old.
Of course, my great-grandpa got remarried at 80 to a twenty-something. Hill-folk are funny that way.
I don’t get it, but I think it shits on left libertarians, so I approve.
my great-grandpa got remarried at 80 to a twenty-something
Pardon
It’s true. Papa Green was about 6’5″ and according to accounts had a mean streak a mile wide, but he scored with the ladies. Exact details on the remarriage are unclear because when it happened he moved out of town to get away from the rest of the family.
Fucking stud.
Tall people get what they want, prove me wrong.
I might be so bold as to question the assertion that KYJ would give anyone their own tank, as, forgive me for being so apparently obtuse, perhaps, if the citizens had their own tanks, might this be problematic for the government in terms of maintaning their totalitarian supremacy?
Love these guys, rocking it out on the turntable right now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I60DYt2U0ZU
Uncle Thom Sowell speaking some truth to power – https://youtu.be/nZB-v5WgN9c It’s about 12 minutes long but well worth your time.
Good stuff. Those commercial breaks though! Ugh.
I think I’ve seen at least two of those interviews in entirety (certainly the more recent appearance on UK). Sowell is a wonderful person.
Friday night music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4Ppc3jz3GE
That’s not this. https://youtu.be/ZWSPItDCOkI
Odd. I really pictured you as yacht-rock fellow.
With a ukulele?
It was funny in the last post when Jarflax went off on his three least favorite commenters. I don’t have a preference but I’m the Ralph Wiggum of the gang. “I made an opinion!”
*went back to see if I made the cut*
*kicks pebbles*
Is that a yes or a no? I can’t be arsed to enact my own labor.
I can hate you if it makes you feel better.
Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers!
I found Festus!
Mine are HM because he bullied me when I was just a foundling, Donation because it gets old quickly and that’s about it. The rest are lost in the sands of time. I don’t come here to debate, I visit for the laughs.
Come for the laughs, stay for the middle school girl fights.
I prefer the sorority pillow fights. ?
Ambien is a real pisser of a drug sometimes
Something something christianofascist white supremacist oppression via delerium micturition SHAME SHAME SCORN DERISION AND SHAME. FACTS ARE VIOLENCE. WE KNOW THE TRUTH. THIS MAN IS EVIL.
Eeewwwww, though. I would be less than pleased had I been in that seat.
Rats are social creatures
Pretty sure I saw that beaky chick throw a dog at some black dude.
Today I would like to achieve some degree of organizement of my wrenches (I’m with you yanks, a “spanner” is specifically a spanner wrench). Creative, quick, and cheap solutions somewhere north of “just throw them all jumbled up into the drawer” and south of “spend a lot of money/time” are appreciated. Most aren’t in sets. I have a couple of sets but many I have acquired over the years in auction lots, etc.
Mix in some metric just to keep your blood pressure high.
You can’t get a good metric wrench like this back in Springfield. It angries up the blood.