Good evening Glibs, since “townhalls” seem to be hot recently, we TPTB have decided to have our own. Since ZARDOZ was on the schedule for tonight, he will be the subject of this wide-ranging discussion. Our moderator is The Guy With Marker On His Face And A Terrycloth On His Head from the very fine motion picture ZARDOZ. Let us begin, shall we?
Q: Mr. Zardoz, when you speak of “cleansing the filth of brutals” – is this part of a COVID hygiene strategy?
A: ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, THE CHOSEN AUDIENCE ONES. NOT QUITE. THE RACE OF MEN HAS PLAGUED THE EARTH, AND MUST BE STAMPED DOWN, IF NOT TOTALLY OUT! ZED, SHOW THIS AUDIENCE MEMBER WHAT WE MEAN.
Q: Mr. Zardoz, what is your plan to reduce the record unemployment we are seeing right now?
A: ZARDOZ HAS A 2 PART PLAN. FIRST PART; REDUCE THE NUMBER OF UNEMPLOYED BY CLEANSING VAST NUMBERS OF BRUTALS. SECOND PART; AGRICULTURAL SECTOR JOBS FOR THE SURVIVING FEW. LET ZED SHOW YOU, FIRST HAND, WHAT ZARDOZ MEANS.
Q: Mr. Zardoz, can you address the allegations of sexual harassment amongst the Eternals of the Vortex?
A: ZARDOZ FINDS THOSE SCURILOUS CHARGES LAUGHABLE. THE ETERNALS HAVE TO HAVE CLASSES ON HOW THE PENIS (WHICH IS EVIL!) EVEN WORKS.
WOULD THE ETERNALS ATTENDING SUCH A LECTURE EVEN KNOW HOW TO SEXUALLY HARASS? ZARDOZ COGITATES NOT.
YES. ZARDOZ WOULD REMIND THE CHOSEN ONES TO GET OUT AND SNARK AT THE BRUTALS, ALL THE WHILE REMEMBERING THAT THE PENIS IS EVIL, THE GUN IS GOOD. THANK YOU. GOOD NIGHT AND BLESS THE VORTEX.
ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.