So the skies crap all over everything last week and then this week pretend like there’s absolutely nothing going on whatsoever.  Thanks stars.  I really appreciate it.

But seriouly, look at this twaddle:  The sun is in Scorpio.  Yes, and?  That happens every year at this time, so what?  Mars retrograde in Aries?  Yes mom, I know that being stupidly belligerent will get me in trouble.  Tell me something I don’t know.  Oh, Mercury and Venus in Libra?  Keeping cool will improve my chances with the ladies?  What ever would I do without your advice?  The moon is in Leo?  Well, at least it’s not completely generic pablum but warning about increased bitchiness and moodiness at this particular moment in time isn’t exactly divine revelation.

The cards are still saying that things are going to suck.  And suck bigly.

Scorpio:  The Fool reversed – Negligence, absence, distribution, carelessness, apathy, nullity, vanity.

Sagittarius:  Wheel of Fortune reversed – Increase, abundance, superfluity

Capricorn:  The Moon reversed – Instability, inconstancy, silence, lesser degrees of deception and error.

Aquarius:  Knight of Cups reversed – Trickery, artifice, subtlety, swindling, duplicity, fraud.

Pisces:  Ace of Wands –  Creation, invention, enterprise, the powers which result in these

Aries:  Three of swords – Removal, absence, delay, division, rupture, dispersion, despair, heartbreak

Taurus:  4 of Coins reversed – Suspense, delay, opposition.

Gemini:  3 of Coins reversed – Mediocrity, puerility, pettiness, weakness.

Cancer:  Page of Wands –  Anecdotes, announcements, evil news, indecision and instability

Leo:  Strength – Power, energy, action, courage, magnanimity, complete success and honors

Virgo:  The High Priestess reversed – Passion, moral or physical ardour, conceit, surface knowledge.

Libra:  The Star reversed – Arrogance, haughtiness, impotence.