Now I have to figure out how to get him to hit the ANY key.

We are midway through on the most useless of workweeks here in America.  I have a backup holding down the fort while I figure out something better to do

I like to use this time to consider why I am thankful:

I am thankful I will not be waiting on a China plague vaccine until the end of next year like they are in Mexico.  Just buy one of the three we have guys…

I am thankful I am out of free articles from the New York Times, who argue Biden can inspire Latin America.  Idiots, he can’t inspire …. lets make the end of this sentence a contest… he can’t even inspire____ to ____.  Best response wins a prize slightly more valuable than being first.

I am thankful I am not a Wal-Mart shareholder.

I am thankful United Airlines to begin flights to Latin America, with certain conditions.  Now fleeing the country just got that much easier.

I’m thankful the Pope is a moron, so I have an excuse to post this picture…

Finally, I am thankful Guatemalans proved to be better at being American than actual Americans.  Now we have no excuse.

 

For tunes today:  I know these guys are posers, but whatever.