Sounds like gibberish to us.
Prepare to be amazed.
One for SP.
Not everyone can be Vincent Van Gogh.
Hopefully your Thanksgiving dinner didn’t include any of these.
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Anarchy you say?
Hold the government!
Is the anarchy mandatory? I’m not sure I can comply with that.
Try walking in the deli and pissing on the cheese!
Reject nihilism, it leads to wasted cheese. Join me in aliquidism.
I don’t like the sound of that.
C’mon, surely you like something! Everyone likes something!
Say “fuck” in front of your mom!
Go to school naked!
First….?
Dammit.
It’s okay B.P.
Need some leftovers?
*pathetic blubbering sounds*
I’ve never had a first.
You always remember your first.
Not if they got the dosage right on the roofie.
I still get a thrill when I stand next to a certain red pine on a certain peninsula.
Mein, Gott, she had some nice titties. I have since learned that she had them reduced. No worries, that memory in sealed in my brain for life.
Unless you’re a virgin, you’ve had a first.
Blurst
Has he been informed of the strict fuck off policy…?
Ha I’ve had that lipsum site bookmarked for what feels like decades.
The gallery of regrettable food, too.
I was a particular fan of his book, “Mommy Knows Worst.”
Me too! Glad it’s still there – with even more good stuff.
As a child of the ’50s almost every page looks like something out my family album.
Hey, I used to have that nautical bedspread.
Why, that’s our first slide projector!
I’m a child of the seventies but we all grew up with the same TV shows that you did so we sort of got the flavor of the times.
Gee, Beav, that’s real goofy.
Just watched Beaver climb into the soup billboard the other day. Always thought Wally sounded like a clean Holden Caulfield.
Just had Thanksgiving with about 30 relatives. Stuffed.
Be careful the authorities might be watching.
This Thanksgiving I am thankful for plentiful targets coming right to my front door.
Hunting over bait.
Ethically I won’t hunt over bait. Have to hang it up so I can hunt under the bait, seems more fair.
In my state it’s not against the rules but if it were of course we would still do it.
OPEN POST ANARCHY
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I’m thankful for 1, 20, and 21
Lots of love here today!
https://youtu.be/ct-qa6SjRZo
Recovering from the vid. Just an annoying cough for a few days. Daughter guy it too and can’t taste anything right now so her turkey review was mixed. Son asymptomatic so we’re blaming him for infecting us. Wife clearly has it but is in denial. We actually had a great day.
Watching Dean Martin roasts on TV and laughing my ass off.
*sends Chum, “I survived Covid and only got this lousy T-shirt” shirt.
I had a coworker catch it and had the same taste issue.
Good news is he is back to normal although his father is hospitalized, but recovering well.
Hey, Sensei, guess what was waiting for me when I got home from work on Wednesday? An NAD M33.
Hopefully with more fully baked firmware!
Be interested how you like it.
I am also on mandatory vacation with the Covid. I got it at work. Stayed home sick Thursday and Friday of last week. Felt just fine on Monday so I went in to work. Then my boss called and said he had the same symptoms and had just lost his sense of taste. Got tested Monday after work. Got the results Tuesday night.
The mandatory masks and the disinfectant foggers and the protocols at work did NOTHING. Pure theater.
I still have my sense of taste though!
The symptoms were so mild (stuffy nose, chest congestion, mild headache) that it was indistinguishable from the normal winter cold I usually get.
We shut down the economy for this?
No, we used it as an excuse to shut down the economy to torpedo Trump’s reelection chances.
And even with that the jackasses had to cheat to win.
So, back to work on Monday? Glad you’re on the mend and living proof of what I’ve been saying for the last 6 months
No I’m on mandatory vacation until next Thursdee (14 days from first symptoms).
Puro teatro (for Almodóvar fans): https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Riucws3AwDk
Dr Drew, FWHW, says 7 days is probably safe enough.
I’ve always been tasteless.
Daughter guy
This trans stuff is just getting silly
Corona terror!
Covidsgiving.
3 seedlings under the Daylight! 2 more coming up under the dome! Success!
next is Bonsai trees!
I’m glad you had a nice Thanksgiving, Yusef.
I started Fallout 4 today. 4 hours later…damn, where did the day go?
You can spend 4 hours just laying out your farm
Dork. Nerd. Dweeb. Geek.
Recommended
I wasn’t a fan of Fallout 4, Fallout 2 and New Vegas were my favorites.
Fallout 3 is still my favorite and the only one I’ve personally played to completion. My husband and I have teamed up on the later games, but we haven’t gamed in a few years. We liked New Vegas, though.
I thought I liked you LemonGrenade. I fully hated the ending to Fallout 3, and it made me want to rage delete the game. The full on “But though must!” ending still bugs me.
I just liked arguing with my husband over whether or not I should nuke Megaton. He always wanted to, and I always insisted on playing the nancy hero. Once, I sat through an entire walkthrough where he was just as evil as he wanted to be and cringed the entire time. I did the same thing with Bioshock; never killed a little sister. Portal 2 was our favorite for coop play.
I never killed a little sister in Bioshock. But I did allow the pickpocket kids in Fallout 2 to destroy themselves by emptying my pockets of everything other then an armed time bomb…
I confess to not hitting the Fallout series until the 3rd appeared. Damn it, I should fire up the xbox again, the hubby and I used to game together a lot.
I’m an old gamer. I admit this.
The girlfriend and I like divergent gaming styles. Once she wanted to do a 4x game with me, even after I recommended against it.
She complained that I destroyed her civilization with crap troops before she had a chance to build anything. I explained that’s the best way to deal with a civilization trying to go the tech route.
Haha, yeah, I would never ever game in a situation against my husband. It’s either as a team or with me as a spectator. I’d rather not introduce that sort of conflict into the relationship. And playing against tends to be an invitation to strife.
LemonGrande:
There was a great e-mail conversation I had with WebDiplomacy when they saw two accounts log in from the same IP address. The site has rules about avoiding collusion, I had to explain that it was my girlfriend, and we played different maps, and that I did not think it would be healthy to play Diplomacy with her.
I figured that personal rule out quickly, when we’d go one on one in Soul Blade or other fighting games. After that, I decided that gaming was a lot more fun long term when if I didn’t set myself up to literally fight with my husband. I bet once you explained why there were two different maps from the same IP they let it slide. I sure would have, just for the sake of spreading peace among mankind.
Sounds like gibberish to us.
What in the holy fuck of fucks is that? Is that one of those random word generated pieces?
Yeah. Theres a band name generator too.
That was my guess.
Sadly it was credible as the produce of contemporary academia.
I love that the gibberish generator name checked James Joyce.
Sounds like gibberish to us.
Not Edgar Rice Burroughs, then.
::closes tab::
It’s true, Light affects mood, my grow room lights are A Bright Blue color, my living room is very cool blue, depressing,
My grow room is so pleasant I may move the entire thing into my Living room, just for the Pleasant light, harvest just adds Warmth to the scene, can’t go wrong,
/Tanning in Michigan Winter….
I used to grow rice at MSU in these basement chambers that were basically the the equatorial tropics. We were warned in no uncertain terms about illegal species, but I hung out in them for hours in the winter.
I need a Ficus tree,
Can you change the bulbs in the fixtures? Even one would help. Our dining room overhead had “daylight” bulbs and it made the room look like the inside of an ice cave. Changing to yellower “soft light” helped a lot.
Hey, all of the cards were changed! I didn’t even have to whisper the secret card. I think you guys are the folks counting ballots in the toss-up states. Trump won, Trump won!
Do not play cards with Democrats, Iron Law, and watch the Repubs closely too.
I can’t stop playing with loaded dice.
Wanna hang out with you guys, but Mrs. T is in the basement watching Young Frankenstein with my MIL. It’s been awhile. As hard as they’ve worked today, I’ll be surprised if they make it to the end. Later.
“What knockers!”
Where wolf?
+1 Frau Blücher
*Neighs* horses rear
+1 Abby Normal
I was going to make espresso…
Perhaps… some Ovaltine?
I prefer Ellipsetine.
I’m not sure what else to use when expressing a pause before the rest of the sentence. The comma is simply too short.
Turkey breast cutlets are pretty delicious. Today we had them with baked potatoes. We used to cook a turkey breast with stuffing and everything but it gets tiring eating nothing but turkey leftovers until Sunday for the two of us. In small quantities, turkey is totally fine.
That’s why we never do turkey unless it’s for a big crowd. If it’s just the family, I’ll size down to a goose or a duck. I like the denser meat, anyway.
Turkey per pound is very cheap. There’s so much supply. Once I looked at the goose prices and quickly decided to cook something else for Christmas.
Eh, I’m doing it once a year. When we almost never eat out, I can splurge once or twice a year, and I really like a well dressed and roasted goose.
Bonfire lit.
Drunk as fuck.
Turkey and shit eaten.
Brothers drunk too.
Successful Thanksgiving.
FIRE!!!
Cheers and God Bless!
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Cheers! Happy Thanksgiving!
Excellent. Happy Thanksgiving and cheers!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=en1uwIzI3SE
‘murica!
Sláinte!
Happy fucking Thanksgiving you glorious bastard!
Could someone consider shipping me a Ficus tree? Small is actually better ,but I could pay for the shipping etc.
I really want one, I always had several in my homes,
Turkey, collard greens, sausage stuffing, cranberries.
Sitting on the sofa, sipping red wine, watching the Godfather. Wife’s cleaning up the kitchen.
She better make that whipped cream and bring me a piece of peach pie. With whipped cream.
Mmmmm peach pie. I did blueberry this year, and now I’m wishing I’d done peach.
There is no wrong pie choice. Blueberry pie is the best. Happy Thanksgiving!
And to you! Hope your wife brought you that peach pie with whipped cream.
Still waiting. Looks like the whipped cream operation is underway. Alas, The Godfather saga continues…
Peach pie and whipped cream. Sonny just got whacked at the toll booth on the causeway. What an an asshole.
Good pie, though.
Pie makes me happy.
Mom’s friend made us a huckleberry-raspberry pie. My new favorite.
Hmmm
Need to try that.
I don’t think I’ve ever even seen huckleberries in a grocery store. I suddenly find myself jealous.
Just went searching. Huckleberry everything except huckleberry berries. Local roadside stand has huckleberry milkshakes in the summer – awsome.
I love huckleberry ice cream.
Yeah, I’ve had loganberries, blackberries, boysenberries, raspberries, etc, but I don’t think I’ve ever seen huckleberries in their raw form for sale in a grocery store. I have a new thing to look out for and try when I find it.
Also https://youtu.be/DtE_7j0_MFM
Never seen them here in MT other than roadside stands*. Or you can pick your own. The tiny berries grow on steep hillsides on the underside of of a very prickly bush.
Oh, and bears like them, too.
*When we showed up earlier this month one of the stands posted “$75 per gallon” Very late in the season, probably not many available.
Well, I still have both my ears, so…
That first link is an exercise in name dropping, nothing else. HM might be able to mine some gold “nuggets” out of it, but they are really just shit.
The Museum of Bad Art is local for a couple of Glibs
Have you been there? I was totally unaware until I clicked on the link.
I confess: no – I’ve seen the signs when I’ve caught a movie there, but I’ve never actually been.
MEAT!
Tomorrow,
Winds from the south at 5-10
high of 40
clear and sunny
Time for Disc Golf!
/what a difference….
Talk me out of it.
https://netgun.com/netgun-info/ultranet-hd-large-animal-target-net-gun
It would pair nicely with this: https://revivaler.com/greener-martini-harpoon-gun/
Get it and when they ask for size reply teenager
36D would have been funnier. Dammit.
34F is optimum. Truth.
Ever since watching The Running Man I’ve wanted one of those.
I called my sister to wish the family happy thanksgiving. Turns out my mom hadn’t attended due to covid phobia being broadcast far and wide.
So then we had a barely tolerable conversation about covid (she’s a pro masker) and I shifted to other topics.
I have concluded that an entire generation has experienced Failure to Launch. Only farm kids and some military will ever be able to cope with hardship and be resilient in times of change.
I wish I could still drink…
It’s maddening when other family members buy totally into the madness. Half my family is in one camp, and half in the other. Happy Thanksgiving, hope you at least enjoyed a good meal, and I promise to stand in for you on the drinking.
Cheers to that!
https://www.thetruthaboutguns.com/the-atfs-false-narrative-surrounding-the-legality-of-sb-tactical-pistol-braces-exposed/
Refill the swamp.
What next? Mag fed shot guns?
/boating accident
Just thing for the commies in your life
https://www.amazon.co.jp/dp/B086T68J9K/
oh my god, all the Putin calendars on that page are hilarious. That is prime trolling if you have any Russssiaaaa hysterics you can send one to, or put on your fridge if they visit. lol
I linked in the last post and mentioned a coworker has that and other Trump cartoons on his cube wall. I’m tempted if there’s no way it could be traced back to me.
Well them boys from Oklahoma roll their joints all wrong
They are too damn skinny and way too long.
I dunno anything about that, but I got pulled over by the OK state police for doing 90 in a 55. I was actually up to 120 mph (about the max my motorcycle would do). There are hills in OK. He thought we was ferrying drugs from Mexico. He checked my buddy’s bag, but he didn’t check mine. We were not ferrying drugs, just seeing what our machines would do.
Why do I think there is more to this observation?
Because them faggots down in Norman hav a kinky streak
Never change Portland.
https://mobile.twitter.com/MrAndyNgo/status/1332062527115517952
From the OP
https://twitter.com/NDpendentPDX/status/1332021533770846212?s=20
Disgusting savages.
https://www.oregonlive.com/pacific-northwest-news/2020/11/police-arrest-3-after-protest-related-vandalism-in-se-portland.html
..where it will be quickly dismissed by the criminal DA. Increasingly concerning how many are now armed. This isn’t just amateur soyboys who will disappear after the election like some thought.
Mostly peaceful.
Good people on both sides.
Vandalism and stealing from stores is “victimless” because of insurance (actual interviewed LoC)
LoC = looter of color
You know you are too drunk when Lobot ends the zoom when you are the only other one there.
I have ticked that box on the 2020 bingo card. Who else had too drunk to converse with other humans on their card?
https://twitter.com/tulsigabbard/status/1331919709055422473?s=21
President Gabbard wouldn’t pardon either one, either. Sadly.
TALLS CANS!
breakfast/supper beers….mornin’-evenin’ ya’all
Mornin’, homey! Just get off work?
yes ma’am
Hope you had a good thanksgiving. As my reward for going in on a holiday, Im about to DoorDash myself some BigBoy.
I may even eat onion rings….dont tell Sean
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Oooh! Loves me some Big Boy! (Euphemism?) Swiss Miss or the new Farmhouse Boy with the fried egg, since I’d have to go south of town to get my fave Steak-n-Shake Royale Steakburger. : (
Mornin GT.
Mornin’, Sean! Working today? I am. Probably won’t have very many coworkers whose temps I’ll have to take.
Nope. No work for me today.
Damn it. Jugsy already made the order, and I completely forgot about the Big Boy mit AIG.
‘Sup?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fM1S9S-Q2sU
?
https://www.foxnews.com/world/fuggedaboutit-austrian-village-named-f-ing-to-change-name-after-unwanted-tourist-attention
Fuckin’ Austians, amirite ?
You know what other Austrian was interested in name changes….
Falco?
For me, it just never gets old.
Mope!
https://www.reuters.com/article/health-coronavirus-germany-panda-protest/german-restaurant-bears-out-pandemic-with-furry-customers-idUSL8N2IB3FJ
He seems nice. Looks pretty stable, too.
Ohio Walmart shopper arrested, allegedly brandished brass knuckles after refusing to wear mask
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5fbZTnZDvPA
Twenty years old and behaving like that tells me it’s emerging mental illness. Either that or he’s just a jerk.
Why not both ?
To be fair, he is from Ohio.