If there is anything we can be sure about based on the last four years, is the Orange Man thrives on chaos.  So I will simply sit back and enjoy the show. If you’re anything like me you probably avoided news as best you can throughout the day and immerse yourself in your work.

I myself just caused a kerfluffle involving out of network denials.  Am I contributing to the rising cost of health care? Most likely. Suckers.

Otherwise I’ve pretty well kept myself wicked drunk the remaining part of the day.

This is my review of Four Loko Hard Seltzer:

Four Loko…

”Ssgt Sharpshooter, so what plans do you have for the weekend.”

”Sir, I’m on standby this weekend, so I’m probably going to take the Four Loko Challenge.”

”As long as you don’t get caught with weed.”

Silly First Sergeant didn’t have any idea what I was talking about.

Four Loko got a bad rap in military circles during the Gilded Age Obama Administration due to an incident where college students at a house party took the challenge and several wound up hospitalized.

A number of them were women, so hospital staff thought they were given date rape drugs…

Nope:

Authorities at the time said they did not believe incident was a result of heavy drinking, but that someone had surreptitiously slipped drugs, possibly date rape drugs, into people’s drinks.

Police today said there was no evidence of drugs found, only the energy drink.

“Perhaps even more disturbing,” said Chief Steve Rittereiser was that students were drinking beer and vodka in addition to Four Loko.

Four Loko has since taken caffeine out of their formula.

The FDA ruling “should be the nail in the coffin of these dangerous and toxic drinks,” Sen. Chuck Schumer, who has pushed the Obama administration to ban the beverages, said Tuesday.

Federal regulators would not confirm Schumer’s announcement that a ban was imminent, but Four Loko’s statement suggests the company believed it had little choice but to reformulate its drinks.

Oh Chuck, I am reminded ten years later you’re still a statist piece of shit…

Like most every other version of Four Loko this prety much gets you wasted.  Some quick math.  A 23oz can at 12% abv….23oz≈680mL …680/750=90%. Carry the one…look are nearly drinking a standard bottle of wine in one sitting.  Lets be real, nobody shares this with a friend.  Drinking four in a 90 minute absolute insanity.  This tastes like carbonated Everclear.

Also…it helps create a buffer with reality.  I didn’t do the challenge either, I still had to drive.